@ky9 Google products are infuriating and drive me bananas. Like actual rage. I want to like them, but they're so buggy. I'd strangle the Google Assistant if she had a real neck. Always makes the kid cry because her listening is for shit. Keep your head up, you got this!
Tuesday, October 19, 2021 12:35:52 AM from Twitter for Android
Fuckin TikTok, man...
Am I too old for this shit?
Does the app just suck on Android?
Is my screen too small?
Why is it so difficult? https://t.co/jzV3BWyFRt
Tuesday, October 19, 2021 12:20:11 AM from Twitter for Android
If you use TikTok and don't know what year Jeff Bezos was born, do you really use TikTok?
Friday, October 15, 2021 07:53:22 PM from Twitter for Android
Wow, how incorrect I was. I sound like fuckin trumper https://t.co/XZcsTiZQsQ
I love that I was out last week, and it took me a few days to notice that 1) no one knows wtf they're doing in git and 2) they fucked up so much shit I never would have let happen if I were actually there because I had an unmerged PR
Fuckssake
@SpeakerCupp When are you going to undo HB6
Sunday, October 10, 2021 04:44:07 PM from Twitter for Android
@NkirbyNYY Cash stinks. He's gotta go
Sunday, October 10, 2021 02:12:50 PM from Twitter for Android
Jesus Christ almighty. We're all fucked
https://t.co/DsgceRe02F
Sunday, October 10, 2021 02:11:52 PM from Twitter for Android
Fuck kind of bullshit is this. Give me fall please. None of this 80s shit https://t.co/Z8GHTzV0zI
Saturday, October 09, 2021 01:14:20 PM from Twitter for Android
Ohio really is backwards as fuck. This kind of shit pisses me off so much. First there was the HB6 scandal which fucked clean energy programs and removed clean erebates and subsidies, then added taxes on electric cars. Ohio is solely destroying the planet
https://t.co/Wg5aOadFbU
Saturday, October 09, 2021 09:49:07 AM from Twitter for Android
LMFAO. What a little bitch. "Trumpy Trump made me do it. I'm a baby that can't think for myself"
What kind of dirt does Donnie DumDum have that he can just order someone to give hundreds of thousands of dollars in free (albeit, bogus) legal counsel?
https://t.co/7BWuqw6R7D
Friday, October 08, 2021 05:36:54 PM from Twitter for Android
Cancel the season
Tuesday, October 05, 2021 09:08:10 PM from Twitter for Android
JFC what a buncha fuckin whack jobs. I mean, I'm not shy. Idgaf if I shit with the door open it my wife sees (shes more shy), but why on earth would you do this ON PURPOSE...
https://t.co/VhftNwSuUC
Tuesday, October 05, 2021 12:47:05 AM from Twitter for Android
Abso-fucking-lutely NOT. Google Assistant is such a finicky piece of shit I curse her out all the time
https://t.co/cLBbqrU0xT
Monday, October 04, 2021 10:36:37 AM from Twitter for Android
At wedding. Single bathroom. Women are coming out quicker from the ladies room. WTF are you doing in there. JESUS H Christ
Sunday, October 03, 2021 12:06:59 AM from Twitter for Android