JFC. Our web app is a piece of shit and has been crashing daily (it's all database shit) and now they're adding an additional incident commander rotation on top of my on-call rotation. Fuck me and this shitty application

Friday, December 03, 2021 10:30:05 AM from Twitter Web App

Either a lab in China or it mutated inside dumb fuckin antivaxxing Trump supporters. Take your pick https://t.co/p6yQcHv9Q9

Thursday, December 02, 2021 09:11:41 PM from Twitter for Android

TypeScript can suck it

Wednesday, December 01, 2021 05:30:25 PM from Twitter Web App

TypeScript is a horseshit programming language. nodejs. and npm can also fuck right off.

I can't believe some asshole thought it was a good idea to use this bullshit for infra automation instead of say, python.

Tuesday, November 30, 2021 12:05:05 PM from Twitter Web App

I literally can't even follow along because the example code doesn't fucking work due to differing versions of node, and antique npm packages with breaking changes.

This Pluralsight lesson gets an F-

Fuck outta hea
https://t.co/lbD3O6SocA

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Tuesday, November 30, 2021 02:38:01 PM from Twitter Web App

@RMerlinDev I noticed in your changelog, you merged with GPL 386_45581 for the next release. How does that compare with the Asus firmware for the ax86u? Are these fixes included? https://t.co/5gM5AmCaig

Tuesday, November 30, 2021 01:12:53 AM from Twitter Web App

@GregAbbott_TX Positively no.

You dummy

In reply to @GregAbbott_TX's tweet

Friday, November 26, 2021 08:56:31 PM from Twitter for Android

Zuck is such a weasel, my dudes. This is not surprising. Actually makes me chuckle

https://t.co/6qAE6m0zIh

Wednesday, November 24, 2021 10:37:28 PM from Twitter for Android

Why does @googlenest not support the temperature sensor in the Google Home app? They're obviously migrating away from the Nest app, but you cannot control or see which sensor is active in Google Home or on Nest Hubs. Why not?

Feature parity please! @googlenesthelp

Monday, November 22, 2021 10:53:47 PM from Twitter Web App

It's about fucking time Google is finally handling Apple's iMessage bullshit

https://t.co/DXJeIpaLDO

Friday, November 19, 2021 10:30:48 AM from Twitter for Android

My dog just ripped ass in her sleep. Loud. Smelly. In bed. With me in it too.

Thursday, November 18, 2021 12:42:32 AM from Twitter for Android

Jesus Christ https://t.co/5gfoL4B109

Wednesday, November 17, 2021 11:20:43 PM from Twitter for Android

I just... I hate people

Wednesday, November 17, 2021 09:34:59 AM from Twitter Web App

Scandal your ass. Boosters are fine. What about all the fuckin idiots who refuse the vaccine? Let them get sick and die, I plan to live.

https://t.co/ggEiTXBtL2

Tuesday, November 16, 2021 09:28:26 AM from Twitter Web App

I get the science that it makes more sense to get initial doses to more people over boosters, but there are some real dumb, Trumpy, motherfuckers out there and I need to protect my fam from them

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Tuesday, November 16, 2021 09:37:39 AM from Twitter Web App