Holy hell, they said the Pixel 6 fingerprint reader was bad, but what a GD piece of shit
Tuesday, December 14, 2021 05:03:13 PM from Twitter for Android
Slash their tires and key their car https://t.co/Q8VA8BZNJv
Monday, December 13, 2021 05:27:54 PM from Twitter for Android
@notshenetworks Buncha weirdos out there. Stay safe
Sunday, December 12, 2021 06:00:57 PM from Twitter for Android
@notshenetworks Good point. I don't enjoy eating glyphosate
Saturday, December 11, 2021 12:01:57 AM from Twitter for Android
@oshaughnessy Lol. Wow tweet fail! CEO did a 900 person layoff over zoom
Wednesday, December 08, 2021 11:33:00 AM from Twitter for Android
Maybe @ColumbusCrew need to find a better sponsor for the new stadium. https://t.co/Rt4En3BySP is awful. CEO calls people dumb dolphins. They have enough money to name a stadium 900 employees over Zoom?
Rename the stadium. That company sucks!
Wednesday, December 08, 2021 08:12:47 AM from Twitter for Android
So you mean to tell me these jokers literally withdrew $4k and vanished once they were charged with manslaughter? And their lawyers said "they're not running" but then they were captured in a warehouse...
Who'da thunk?!?!? https://t.co/oAsbOYP37g
Even though I think Elon is a what k job, this is a valid point. Old people decline cognitively and we don't need that riff raff in office
https://t.co/g0LtzZsjCP
Saturday, December 04, 2021 01:15:52 PM from Twitter for Android
Stop coughing in the store, you maskless motherfucker
Saturday, December 04, 2021 10:34:36 AM from Twitter for Android
Google fuckin sucks at what they do. Always second rate to everyone else. Too big for their own good and all the products are half baked, perpetual beta pieces of shit
Saturday, December 04, 2021 12:21:28 AM from Twitter for Android
YouTube Music is a fucking disaster. I'm jelly of everyone's Spotify Wrapped but I'm not paying for Spotify when I already have a fam plan that includes it.
Pixels are good but they always fuck up a couple of things about them every year
Saturday, December 04, 2021 12:24:09 AM from Twitter for Android
Google ruined @googlenest. The Google home app is a piece of shit and they half ass migrated Nest stuff to it without proper feature parity.
And Nest hubs + Google assistant fucking work like shit.
Saturday, December 04, 2021 12:25:29 AM from Twitter for Android
They fucked up the Pixel 6 launch by having amateur tech issues w/ their store on launch day - they couldn't even scale it properly for load.
The 6 Pro is too goddamn big. The fingerprint reader is a slow piece of shit, the curved screen is a bunch of shit and the new cases suck
Saturday, December 04, 2021 12:28:28 AM from Twitter for Android
Google isn't out to provide products to make your life easier. they exist solely to collect data and sell shit about you. I'm sure their algorithms know more about me than I do, yet they can't even pretend to have good UX for their products.
Saturday, December 04, 2021 12:30:03 AM from Twitter for Android
I'm tired of this fucking company. Literally someone please buy them or let them IPO so I can cash the fuck out and move on with my life