Hey all you Trump 2024 dummies: You realize that dope is pro-Putin, right? Like almost the whole world is against this bs except the orange terrorist and China that he hated on so much

Sunday, March 06, 2022 10:03:34 AM from Twitter for Android

Our old boomer neighbor comes over to my house whenever she feels like it to drink with us like it's college and tells her husband she's coming over to get shitfaced.

I mean.... I don't even know anymore

Sunday, March 06, 2022 08:53:22 AM from Twitter for Android

People who post shit like this should get bonked on the head. This is bs. Absolute shit post to cause idiots to like it with the double tap and hit the follow button which overlaps the 0 https://t.co/Cc4X1Cnlhk

Saturday, March 05, 2022 12:46:33 PM from Twitter for Android

I love how all the gd suits showed up to my routine maintenance last night because our platform is an unstable piece of shit and they don't trust any of us. Here I am rolling in late like it's nbd and when I got there, there were like VPs and shit watching me

Thursday, March 03, 2022 10:42:18 PM from Twitter Web App

Also, they wasted their time and can all eat a bag of dicks because my maintenances don't cause outages. They were like "wait, really? It worked?"

Yes it worked, you imbeciles. I don't fuck things up. You destabilized the platform by moving a 15 yr old monolith to the cloud

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Thursday, March 03, 2022 10:43:32 PM from Twitter Web App

And then outsourced the entire thing to India. You idiots. What could possibly go wrong?

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Thursday, March 03, 2022 10:43:55 PM from Twitter Web App

@ohio_fact You're saying this is acceptable? Putin isn't responsible for this? You stupid fucking prick. https://t.co/wjuJdkFxc9

In reply to @ohio_fact's tweet

Thursday, March 03, 2022 10:36:03 AM from Twitter for Android

@oakfan71 @GovMikeDeWine God forbid Dewine's opinions and policies deviate a bit from our favorite pro-Putin orange fuhrer: Donald Trumpf. Cancel DeWine!

In reply to @oakfan71's tweet

Thursday, March 03, 2022 10:31:49 AM from Twitter for Android

@laurenboebert you and shithead Marjorie are two disrespectful cocksuckers, you know that?

Wednesday, March 02, 2022 10:02:02 PM from Twitter for Android

@Ozmosis711 @ky9 🤣

In reply to @Ozmosis711's tweet

Wednesday, March 02, 2022 03:25:13 PM from Twitter Web App

omg people on Nextdoor are so stupid. A thread complaining about automated grocery store checkouts led to this idiot responding to someone who brought up Ukraine.

Allegedly, the US is being invaded and we don't even know where these people are coming from? Which galaxy?!? https://t.co/YxWeJfyECA

Wednesday, March 02, 2022 12:37:07 PM from Twitter Web App

Rob Manfred stinks. Shtty commissioner. Changed the rules. Ruined the game. Baseball stinks now

https://t.co/8pDxpCaBIY

Tuesday, March 01, 2022 11:20:31 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm being a gd reckless savage right now. I'm over here bypassing PRs, rewriting git history and force pushing to main at 11PM at night

Monday, February 28, 2022 11:18:09 PM from Twitter Web App

This actually broke me https://t.co/dre86GVIcI

Like I actually couldn't handle it. I have a baby girl. They were only getting groceries. Her wounded dad was right there. She was wearing unicorn pajamas.

Send Putin foot first through a wood chipper

Monday, February 28, 2022 07:38:44 PM from Twitter Web App

I fucking hate TypeScript.
I fucking hate TypeScript.
I fucking hate TypeScript.
I fucking hate TypeScript.
I fucking hate TypeScript.
I fucking hate TypeScript.
I fucking hate TypeScript.
I fucking hate TypeScript.
I fucking hate TypeScript.
I fucking hate TypeScript.

Monday, February 28, 2022 07:02:37 PM from Twitter Web App