Gj @Verizon Wireless on your ultra wideband 5G holding up with thousands of nerds at the festival grounds https://t.co/4x9Jif6Lpy

Friday, December 02, 2022 01:16:47 AM from Twitter for Android

Ugh. These shitty well whiskey cokes remind me of my youth at the Stumble Inn properties

Friday, December 02, 2022 12:41:08 AM from Twitter for Android

re:Play is lit. I need more 90s techno in this bitch

Thursday, December 01, 2022 11:39:55 PM from Twitter for Android

If I can smell your shitty perfume from the other end of the table, it's N95 time

Thursday, December 01, 2022 02:40:31 PM from Twitter Web App

Everyone gives me shit for being negative and calling ut tech companies, but no. I'm sorry. You're tracking my every move and making ad revenue off me. So I get to demand that your shit works well and your UX isn't whack

Thursday, December 01, 2022 03:40:13 AM from Twitter Web App

Specifically Google. Get your shit together.

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Thursday, December 01, 2022 03:40:40 AM from Twitter Web App

If @youtubemusic wants to be relevant, their AI needs to have our end of year summaries out at the same time Spotify does their wrap. Last year, I got mine in February. Do better

Thursday, December 01, 2022 03:39:27 AM from Twitter Web App

@_sysengineer So you promise not to do this, right? https://t.co/uo2ceihJUk

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Thursday, December 01, 2022 03:36:33 AM from Twitter Web App

@_sysengineer https://t.co/5Wb2l63xTk

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Thursday, December 01, 2022 01:57:24 AM from Twitter for Android

Man, the homeless in Vegas are brutally honest with you. At least three of them said they wanted money for booze hookers and blow

Wednesday, November 30, 2022 04:37:51 PM from Twitter for Android

@HowFrankOfYou Lol. I'm in Vegas. How can you hate it. Although I'm flying solo so it'd be more fun with a crew

In reply to @HowFrankOfYou's tweet

Wednesday, November 30, 2022 12:39:12 AM from Twitter for Android

@HowFrankOfYou Lol! What's up Frank?!

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Tuesday, November 29, 2022 11:33:46 PM from Twitter for Android

Standing under a heat lamp and my phone's battery temp is 106. Gotta.make this shit last until the pixel 8 comes out

Tuesday, November 29, 2022 11:33:27 PM from Twitter for Android

I've forgotten how to talk to adult strangers lol

Tuesday, November 29, 2022 11:31:44 PM from Twitter for Android

@madebygoogle Thx, but no need to clog up your support queue. This is an architectural issue, and I look forward to Pixels improving with each iteration

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Tuesday, November 29, 2022 06:01:43 PM from Twitter Web App