@crisisofconsc Who's the dick. I'ma get them. Do NOT mess.with doggies.
Saturday, September 17, 2022 06:08:49 PM from Twitter for Android
If you're waiting in a 5 mile line to see the dead ass queen, you're an asshole. Do something better with your life: https://t.co/zF9UM396wx
Everyone relax about how Desantis and Abbott are sending non-citizen migrants north to fancy places... Giuliani used to have them killed. Family Guy said so, so it's probably not wrong.
Thursday, September 15, 2022 02:20:59 PM from Twitter Web App
Valid article. The Pixel 6 case is an utter piece of shit. Literally started peeling, cracking just like in the article, yellowing, and separating after just 9 months.
https://t.co/zuX7GLXqa4
Thursday, September 15, 2022 12:16:31 AM from Twitter for Android
I was wondering why my Pixel kept activating in my pocket and it was this awful feature. I was sprocket dialing, turning the flashlight on...
Maybe it should use the proximity sensors to see if it's in your pocket? I feel like that broke about 6 months ago.
@madebygoogle
Wednesday, September 14, 2022 12:50:56 PM from Twitter for Android
If money were no object, I'd 100% to rage quit right
Tuesday, September 13, 2022 12:31:26 PM from Twitter Web App
JFC everyone's a fucking MORON today at work. I don't have any patience for this bullshit
Tuesday, September 13, 2022 11:35:01 AM from Twitter Web App
OMG my infra code actually worked with convoluted IAM permissions. I haven't felt this good about myself since the last time I did mushrooms
Friday, September 09, 2022 05:56:10 PM from Twitter for Android
My company was bought out a couple years ago and I went from being a baller that knew my shit inside out to not being able to do fuckin anything right and they can eat a dick right now because it's the weekend
Imagine arranging your wife's death and then becoming the King of England
Thursday, September 08, 2022 08:38:54 PM from Twitter for Android
Queen kicked the bucket, so that's all we're going to hear about for the next 2 months.
Thursday, September 08, 2022 02:19:27 PM from Twitter Web App
@notshenetworks The best advice for cops, summed up in this Instagram video: https://t.co/BScdqru7hC
Thursday, September 08, 2022 01:03:23 PM from Twitter for Android
@ZobrosZ Bruh
Saturday, September 03, 2022 01:45:53 AM from Twitter for Android
@lockheimer Before working on satellite phones, actually build a phone that doesn't overheat like mad first, and don't use a 1 year old crappy radio in a flagship *cough*Pixel6*Cough*
Thursday, September 01, 2022 05:14:13 PM from Twitter Web App
@crisisofconsc @_sysengineer Yall must be trying to do a man in the middle against it or DPI inspect/decrypt TLS traffic, because it gets an A on a Qualys scan (not an A+ though)
https://t.co/sShbAgeCfl