I'm about to go right the fuck back to Vegas because ever since I got home people have been unappreciative pricks and say I don't give them what they need even though I feel like I already do fuckin almost anything

Monday, December 12, 2022 03:38:49 PM from Twitter for Android

Happy Monday everything sucks

Monday, December 12, 2022 09:52:39 AM from Twitter Web App

It didn't get any better. Still sucks.

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Monday, December 12, 2022 05:34:02 PM from Twitter for Android

@HuntTownHall https://t.co/FmymeedfIa

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Friday, December 09, 2022 09:05:22 AM from Twitter for Android

@ky9 I wear PJs like 3 days in a row. Sooooo......

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Wednesday, December 07, 2022 10:43:57 PM from Twitter for Android

Shit. Mom's coming home from girls night soon and my ass is gonna get handed to me if this kiddo is still up

Wednesday, December 07, 2022 09:45:36 PM from Twitter for Android

Are you a degenerate dad if you pound beers and have a 90s rock dance party with your kid? Because no. She loved it and it's the right thing to do

Wednesday, December 07, 2022 09:43:44 PM from Twitter for Android

@_sysengineer SharePoint lists, ServiceNever, quitting vim, onlyfeet,

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Sunday, December 04, 2022 12:31:29 AM from Twitter for Android

Ok Columbus. Where TF is the parking spot shuttle. I'm freezing my dick off here

Saturday, December 03, 2022 09:00:18 PM from Twitter for Android

V hard to find an outlet at LAX terminal 5

Saturday, December 03, 2022 02:57:02 PM from Twitter for Android

The Pixel 6 Pro spends like 5 seconds on 4G, then switches to 5G for another 10 seconds, then picks up 5G UW for a minute. Then back to 4G. And there's latency and lag during each handoff for horse shit ux

What a fuckin piece of shit modem they put in here

Saturday, December 03, 2022 12:30:19 PM from Twitter for Android

Dude. I just spent 10 mins making a @youtubemusic playlist on my laptop and the fuckin thing is nowhere to be found on my phone. Nice cloud jagoffs

Saturday, December 03, 2022 12:19:23 PM from Twitter for Android

Omg. So it created it on my YouTube bullshit account I made in like 2006. And shows up on my computer and not my phone.

Your shit is so fragmented ffs. Asshole user experience. Christ

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Saturday, December 03, 2022 12:24:36 PM from Twitter for Android

Iight he was right about TikTok being some Chinese bullshit that's out to get us, but he's still a jagoff https://t.co/XAJv4iEl2Q

Saturday, December 03, 2022 11:36:04 AM from Twitter Web App

V important announcement. Unlike George Brett, I am pleased to announce that I didn't shit my pants at the Bellagio
https://t.co/hfy1cbtJbq

Friday, December 02, 2022 11:54:44 PM from Twitter for Android

I've forgotten to share my yearly December link that my wife makes fun of me for and calls me an emo

PS - Rip Chester

https://t.co/VWr9OWGsoK

Friday, December 02, 2022 02:52:00 AM from Twitter for Android