Elon's getting rid of the tweet source because too many Google marketing peeps keep posting brand content frm their iPhones.
Scandal on scandal on scandal. Elon fucking shit up. What a time to be alive!
Saturday, November 19, 2022 12:47:28 AM from Twitter Web App
My last tweet I sent via SMS was gold https://t.co/39grSn9VPW
Saturday, November 19, 2022 12:44:44 AM from Twitter Web App
Yes you got this wrong, Elon https://t.co/v9fUgDLenE
Saturday, November 19, 2022 12:37:18 AM from Twitter Web App
@Ticketmaster You had one job.
I hope T-Swift fucks you guys up and finishes the work Pearl Jam couldn't do
Suck it Ticketmaster
Saturday, November 19, 2022 12:36:57 AM from Twitter Web App
Twitter is a clown platform, bro
Thursday, November 17, 2022 11:37:46 PM from Twitter Web App
Keep poisoning the food supply with PFAs, BPA and glyphosate and then they wonder why we're in the middle of a global extinction?
https://t.co/jaxV9pJL5e
Thursday, November 17, 2022 09:18:24 PM from Twitter for Android
Yep, as predicted, everything's hacky asf. But I figured it out and it can eat a bag of dicks.
Thursday, November 17, 2022 01:08:36 AM from Twitter Web App
I keep getting Twitter spam from DMs and also being added to private groups of nonsense. Fix this bullshit Elon ffs.
Thursday, November 17, 2022 12:26:00 AM from Twitter Web App
Pearl Jam couldn't take down Ticketmaster. I hope my girl Tay Tay fucks them up!
Thursday, November 17, 2022 12:23:33 AM from Twitter Web App
Half of my job is just dicking around with shitty infrastructure code until it works right, and it's a pain in my gd ass because even though idk wtf I'm doing, everyone else sucks at it too.
Wednesday, November 16, 2022 11:36:33 PM from Twitter Web App
What a time to be alive. @jesus is verified on Twitter. Elon you DOG you
Saturday, November 12, 2022 11:38:16 PM from Twitter for Android
What a bargain! $8 and Christ himself got verified.
Saturday, November 12, 2022 11:43:11 PM from Twitter for Android
Dickhead spent all the money on Twitter
https://t.co/kOh0j9xytB
Saturday, November 12, 2022 06:30:20 PM from Twitter for Android
TF is wrong with this dickhead's face? https://t.co/9uUHxIsQbS
Saturday, November 12, 2022 08:55:55 AM from Twitter for Android