I just ripped ass loudly on the streets assuming no one was around and someone was

Monday, November 28, 2022 11:26:05 PM from Twitter for Android

There have to be 500 people waiting for Ubers at the airport. None available. How the f do you get anywhere in Vegas? Seriously Spirit can eat a dick because I would have been here hours ago

Monday, November 28, 2022 12:40:23 AM from Twitter for Android

@SpiritAirlines Oh I appreciate it. Nothing can be done though because you can't control time or make the gate available to deplane. I'm just venting to my 20 followers so no big deal

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Sunday, November 27, 2022 11:41:08 PM from Twitter for Android

@SpiritAirlines 3 hours late and when we arrived, all the other Spirit flights are delayed in Las Vegas and we don't have a gate to deplane

God almighty this airline sucks. Since 2015, I've had ZERO smooth experiences.

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Sunday, November 27, 2022 11:38:25 PM from Twitter for Android

Pixel 6 Pro is literally a heat generator with a shitty fingerprint reader. @madebygoogle

Sunday, November 27, 2022 11:26:46 PM from Twitter for Android

Overheating piece of shit. 106° battery temp just doing some basic social media and web browsing

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Sunday, November 27, 2022 11:35:11 PM from Twitter for Android

@notshenetworks This shouldn't be a thing anymore. Any company making you type in a password with a TV remote is doing it all wrong. They should be using QR codes or alphanumeric codes that you enter on a phone app/website where we can log into the provider with a password manager

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Sunday, November 27, 2022 06:57:40 PM from Twitter for Android

Spirit Airlines has absolutely no one at the gate. Flight is delayed 3 hours and they literally have no one to help people who will be missing their connecting flights because it's a bullshit ratchet airline.

I have nowhere to be until tomorrow, so I'm coo. But they suck

Sunday, November 27, 2022 04:04:50 PM from Twitter Web App

Spirit is a shit airline. I have 0 good experiences ever flying them. 0. Ever single time, there was some issue

Sunday, November 27, 2022 02:39:29 PM from Twitter for Android

@SpiritAirlines I figured it out but it was all convoluted. Worked okay on the app, and I was trying to do it in the email or on the web version

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Sunday, November 27, 2022 11:37:43 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm gonna murder the bunnies that live in my yard, those fuckers. Not only do they eat all my flowers in the summer, but they chewed through my kid's blow up Christmas Paw Patrol Chase two days in a row (I spliced the wire yesterday)

Now they're getting rat poison and shot at

Sunday, November 27, 2022 11:36:32 AM from Twitter for Android

Can we just see this fucker pays nothing? When can we just see that? https://t.co/yDaPtPlRJ1

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Saturday, November 26, 2022 11:56:43 PM from Twitter for Android

What a gd pain in the ass. @SpiritAirlines emailing me a boarding pass that literally doesn't display in the email

TF is this acceptable? This is an actual horse shit user experience. https://t.co/Nsv6URJ47U

Saturday, November 26, 2022 11:53:01 PM from Twitter for Android

Maybe use a QR code image? Or a pdf. It's not rocket science.

Like do you deliberately make this a pain in the ass, or are your product designers and engineers braindead?

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Saturday, November 26, 2022 11:54:10 PM from Twitter for Android

For fucks sake. The neighborhood Karen must look out her window for when I'm outside because I'm liable to run into her 100% of the time and the lady never shuts the fuck up and my NY ass ain't got time for that

Saturday, November 26, 2022 02:28:57 PM from Twitter for Android