New York's a fierce bitch

Wednesday, March 15, 2023 12:06:59 AM from Twitter for Android

NYC is great. I'm drinking in a cab rn

Tuesday, March 14, 2023 07:27:33 PM from Twitter for Android

What do you mean the jury is divided... Unalive this mfer

https://t.co/CzoduGOVbV

Monday, March 13, 2023 08:16:10 PM from Twitter for Android

They're gonna keep this piece of shit in prison for life and feed and house him? He's not worth the money

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Monday, March 13, 2023 08:17:50 PM from Twitter for Android

Gave my 4 year old a kiddie digital camera. Looked through the SD card and I found this ffs 🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/TGbbtq8FqK

Sunday, March 12, 2023 11:59:22 PM from Twitter Web App

The Costco checkout line is all the way to the back of the store and if I see any closed registers when I get up there, I'm'a shake a bitch

Sunday, March 12, 2023 04:26:03 PM from Twitter for Android

This can suck it the most. This is why I only shop at night. I dislike people

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Sunday, March 12, 2023 04:27:30 PM from Twitter for Android

Can I at least go on a rollercoaster after waiting this long?

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Sunday, March 12, 2023 04:28:07 PM from Twitter for Android

@MicrosoftEdge You know Internet Explorer was bad that it still ruined your reputation.

PS - Edge > Chrome

In reply to @MicrosoftEdge's tweet

Friday, March 10, 2023 01:26:36 AM from Twitter Web App

How about you go put a content warning on Elon's crusty asshole https://t.co/Rl3M5NrNdP

Thursday, March 09, 2023 07:21:33 PM from Twitter for Android

Hahahaaaaa. Fuck you Larry Householder ya bag of dicks https://t.co/fRHVmj5id6

Thursday, March 09, 2023 07:19:22 PM from Twitter for Android

@RepMTG @RepMattGaetz I think you're batshit crazy and I also think we shouldn't be fighting Syria's wars for them

In reply to @RepMTG's tweet

Thursday, March 09, 2023 02:09:00 PM from Twitter Web App

Plastic blows. Time to start making corn plastic instead

https://t.co/9STEgErjmS

Wednesday, March 08, 2023 08:11:04 PM from Twitter for Android

Yo @Walgreens. You wimpy ass mothertruckers cave to 20 Republican Attorneys general and pull mifepristone off the shelves? Ya know.. the "don't tread on me" party, telling women what to do with their bodies because there aren't enough white babies being born anymore.

Tuesday, March 07, 2023 10:22:32 PM from Twitter for Android

@_sysengineer Ohio sans

In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet

Tuesday, March 07, 2023 10:12:30 PM from Twitter for Android