Are you a degenerate dad if you pound beers and have a 90s rock dance party with your kid? Because no. She loved it and it's the right thing to do

Wednesday, December 07, 2022 09:43:44 PM from Twitter for Android

@_sysengineer SharePoint lists, ServiceNever, quitting vim, onlyfeet,

Sunday, December 04, 2022 12:31:29 AM from Twitter for Android

Ok Columbus. Where TF is the parking spot shuttle. I'm freezing my dick off here

Saturday, December 03, 2022 09:00:18 PM from Twitter for Android

V hard to find an outlet at LAX terminal 5

Saturday, December 03, 2022 02:57:02 PM from Twitter for Android

The Pixel 6 Pro spends like 5 seconds on 4G, then switches to 5G for another 10 seconds, then picks up 5G UW for a minute. Then back to 4G. And there's latency and lag during each handoff for horse shit ux

What a fuckin piece of shit modem they put in here

Saturday, December 03, 2022 12:30:19 PM from Twitter for Android

Dude. I just spent 10 mins making a @youtubemusic playlist on my laptop and the fuckin thing is nowhere to be found on my phone. Nice cloud jagoffs

Saturday, December 03, 2022 12:19:23 PM from Twitter for Android

Iight he was right about TikTok being some Chinese bullshit that's out to get us, but he's still a jagoff https://t.co/XAJv4iEl2Q

Saturday, December 03, 2022 11:36:04 AM from Twitter Web App

V important announcement. Unlike George Brett, I am pleased to announce that I didn't shit my pants at the Bellagio
https://t.co/hfy1cbtJbq

Friday, December 02, 2022 11:54:44 PM from Twitter for Android

I've forgotten to share my yearly December link that my wife makes fun of me for and calls me an emo

PS - Rip Chester

https://t.co/VWr9OWGsoK

Friday, December 02, 2022 02:52:00 AM from Twitter for Android

Gj @Verizon Wireless on your ultra wideband 5G holding up with thousands of nerds at the festival grounds https://t.co/4x9Jif6Lpy

Friday, December 02, 2022 01:16:47 AM from Twitter for Android

Ugh. These shitty well whiskey cokes remind me of my youth at the Stumble Inn properties

Friday, December 02, 2022 12:41:08 AM from Twitter for Android

re:Play is lit. I need more 90s techno in this bitch

Thursday, December 01, 2022 11:39:55 PM from Twitter for Android

If I can smell your shitty perfume from the other end of the table, it's N95 time

Thursday, December 01, 2022 02:40:31 PM from Twitter Web App

Specifically Google. Get your shit together.

Thursday, December 01, 2022 03:40:40 AM from Twitter Web App