@EngineerJusti Not a boop noodle?
Jfc. We won't be able to advance as a society until all the gd boomers are gone
@_sysengineer Ffs. This is how I clean. I'm so scattered that it takes forever and I get a million steps because I don't put things away that belong together. Worse than a fragmented spinny harddrive
Saturday, April 08, 2023 02:05:16 AM from Twitter for Android
You can't even make this shit up folks! You'd think the following statement would be satire but it is 100% fact. What a time to be alive!
"Marjorie Taylor Greene Compares Trump to Jesus & Nelson Mandela in Interview With Her Boyfriend"
@jonfavs @electrifying Dude probably was hooking up with Mary Magdalene and kept that on the down low and paid all the history keepers hush money to not write gospels about it
@crisisofconsc Society peaked
@robfnunn The far right believes in restricting women's rights because they want more white babies. It's as simple as that
@elonmusk @unusual_whales People are choosing not to have kids because it's not affordable you billionaire nitwit. What tf do you know about the struggles of common Americans?
Jesus Christ Mike Stanton (I call him Mike, not Giancarlo). Grounds into a double play with the bases loaded to lose like an asshole and not give me any fantasy points
Saturday, April 01, 2023 07:21:22 PM from Twitter for Android
@Microsoft @msexcel The fact that this bullshit still happens in 2023 is enraging. All you need to do is set up a network printer using WSD and then power it off and open a file and it'll take 1 minute and freeze like it's Windows 95. Fuckssake fix this bullshit https://t.co/lQXp8jaFu4
I think you're a dickhead, Elon https://t.co/Sn6SQjPzIj
I love how after all the batshit things Trump did, they finally get him on paying hush money to a stripper.
The extreme right is calling it a political witch hunt. It probably is, but maybe if he wasn't such a shit person, they'd leave him be.
@_sysengineer I would, but I'm out oif the Apple ecosystem. @fitbit is being ruined by @madebygoogle and they're actually removing all of the gamified challenges because it doesn't bring in any ad revenue and they're greedy monsters
@madebygoogle @rosterloh
I broke my Pixel 6 Pro screen for the third fucking time. No idea what happened. It was in my pocket. Whoever decided to put rounded corners on it is a fucking asshole. This is the worst piece of shit pixel I've owned
I'm out of insurance claims and I'm not spending another dime on this fucking piece of shit
The fingerprint reader works like fucking shit. How do you even release such a busted experience?
Camera auto focus sucks. The modem sux
Go hire better fucking engineers you dipshits.