I'm so hard rn

https://t.co/8piggTOGVu

Saturday, April 22, 2023 10:09:12 PM from Twitter for Android

@CovfefeChan @elonmusk You have to be outside of your bird to consider even paying lunatic Elon that much money. Sorry for your loss. Don't pay for this garbage.

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Saturday, April 22, 2023 11:07:20 AM from Twitter for Android

@DelCoSheriff These replies are absurd. It's never okay to steal. Yes, it's a crappy puppy mill chain, I'd never shop pets there, but that doesn't make it right to just steal. Hope they're caught.

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Friday, April 21, 2023 09:03:19 PM from Twitter for Android

This screamed "fat white middle aged guy" and I was 10000000% correct

https://t.co/vVuAnPT1II

Friday, April 21, 2023 12:44:16 AM from Twitter for Android

These dummies. I've been saying this for fucking years.

https://t.co/LaVm0EzKh9

Friday, April 21, 2023 12:34:06 AM from Twitter for Android

@elonmusk @TheRabbitHole84 Explain how I can afford to have more kids, joker. I can't even afford fucking eggs

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Tuesday, April 18, 2023 12:37:48 AM from Twitter Web App

@WottonBev @TerranceAvleen @LivePDDave1 @MattWallace888 It's not okay for anyone to steal so I don't see why any race had to be involved when calling that out.

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Monday, April 17, 2023 01:49:31 PM from Twitter Web App

@TerranceAvleen @LivePDDave1 @MattWallace888 What? https://t.co/wCD84A7IQ0


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Friday, April 14, 2023 11:42:14 PM from Twitter for Android

@Lenovo I've got a T14 brick because your shitty bios update flashing tool failed.

I lost data and look like an asshole at work.

No worries. It's my work laptop and IT has it handled. It's under warranty anyway so nothing you "try turning it on and off again" people can help with

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Friday, April 14, 2023 11:08:06 PM from Twitter for Android

@heyitsylan It's okay. I'll take slow over brick. Literally just bricked my work laptop with a failed bios update.

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Thursday, April 13, 2023 12:29:06 PM from Twitter for Android

@ne39108342 @krassenstein Anheuser Busch really got all the right wing nut jobs' panties in a bunch. Lol.

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Thursday, April 13, 2023 12:18:46 PM from Twitter for Android

@krassenstein To hell with Rupert Murdoch. The world will be better off when these antique boomers are no longer around

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Thursday, April 13, 2023 12:17:39 PM from Twitter for Android

Fucking @Lenovo. I have a T14 gen 1 and whatever fucking bios update you pushed through vantage bricked my god damn laptop

Thursday, April 13, 2023 12:13:53 PM from Twitter for Android

This is my work laptop. I don't know if I have my bitlocker key and this probably set me back a month you God damn assholes. Don't you test this shit

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Thursday, April 13, 2023 12:14:47 PM from Twitter for Android

@endingwithali Splunk

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Tuesday, April 11, 2023 02:47:43 PM from Twitter for Android