AI is never wrong. There are no positive attributes of Donald Trump. At the same time, there's not much positive about a million year old senile career politician, either. https://t.co/iCT93WvwoK

Wednesday, February 01, 2023 05:59:55 PM from Twitter Web App

If you @ here a Slack channel with 1200 people in it for a simple HR question that could have been a ticket or email, you're a gd asshole who should be dismissed immejitly

Wednesday, February 01, 2023 05:57:12 PM from Twitter Web App

Everything is annoying the shit out of me today

Monday, January 30, 2023 01:28:55 PM from Twitter Web App

One day all of my fucking PRs won't be bad on the first try

Monday, January 30, 2023 01:11:48 PM from Twitter Web App

jfc Elon, this isn't important. What a waste of time. Maybe they should be spending it on fixing inflation or climate change instead? You can probably afford it, but 12 shitty, non organic eggs are like $8.99 rn https://t.co/nc7A5hKgyf

Tuesday, January 24, 2023 10:31:15 PM from Twitter Web App

Lol Putin's worried about missiles hitting him, yet he's half dead anyways

https://t.co/sD3EaoopbT

Tuesday, January 24, 2023 10:28:10 PM from Twitter Web App

Walmart always attracts really interesting creatures. Doesn't matter where it is located. Could be the wealthiest area or the hood... Regardless, you run into some real critters out there

Tuesday, January 24, 2023 09:27:30 PM from Twitter for Android

If this is actually true about George Santos, and how he scammed money in the name of helping a dog, he needs to immediately be put foot first through the wood chipper

https://t.co/jK4DshtYtI

Monday, January 23, 2023 11:48:31 AM from Twitter for Android

Twitter sux now. Thx Elon

Sunday, January 22, 2023 02:17:22 AM from Twitter Web App

Y'all. Pitchers got soft . Sheesh https://t.co/HxYl1SZZ65

Wednesday, January 18, 2023 10:45:11 AM from Twitter Web App

Quote Tweet Test https://t.co/lN76vEPIS8

Tuesday, January 17, 2023 05:19:55 PM from Twitter Web App

Another test

Tuesday, January 17, 2023 04:47:41 PM from Twitter Web App

Testing quoting a tweet to see if I have a bug in my bullshit code https://t.co/7JNrA1b7ox

Tuesday, January 17, 2023 04:43:49 PM from Twitter Web App

Elon, you're fucking me up man. Have to change up my archiving API app to handle your toddler tantrums since you ordered breaking changes

Tuesday, January 17, 2023 04:33:26 PM from Twitter Web App

Test to see if Elon removed the tweet source from the API. I doubt it.

Monday, January 16, 2023 03:31:11 PM from Twitter for Android