http://twitpic.com/91gfu - This was a tv until the case imploded on us. I.T serious business

Thursday, July 02, 2009 09:29:12 AM from Twitter Web Client

13 days to re-watch about 50 more episodes of entourage. It can be done.

Thursday, July 02, 2009 08:03:42 AM from Twitter SMS

I'll pop a pussy person for purposely perpetratin'

Thursday, July 02, 2009 12:07:31 AM from Twitter Web Client

the garbage man who wins the lottery does not throw out the ticket

Wednesday, July 01, 2009 10:45:23 PM from Twitter Web Client

Here we go with the voicemail again. Don't leave me messages, I don't check them. It's quicker for me to call back. Fuck.

Wednesday, July 01, 2009 04:49:37 PM from Twitter Web Client

http://twitpic.com/8yzdp - this is what happens to your hands when you move old dusty shit around for two hours

Wednesday, July 01, 2009 03:39:11 PM from Twitter Web Client

Just saw the biggest assed mosquito ever and sprayed it with windex

Wednesday, July 01, 2009 10:01:39 AM from Twitter SMS

It's fuckin July already? Jeez, where does time go?

Wednesday, July 01, 2009 02:20:00 AM from Twitter Web Client

Optical mouse I had since 10th grade finally stopped working. Got good use out of that one.

Wednesday, July 01, 2009 12:45:23 AM from Twitter Web Client

Just listened to new Alice in Chains. It's decent. DuVall did a great job copying Staley's voice. And it's a classic AIC sound.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009 04:43:43 PM from Twitter Web Client

Suddenly, I'm fat. FML

Tuesday, June 30, 2009 04:26:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

Can i go home now?

Tuesday, June 30, 2009 03:19:10 PM from Twitter SMS

What kind of a moronic school has two different room numbers on the door? Where am i?

Tuesday, June 30, 2009 02:38:37 PM from Twitter SMS

Upgrade to Firefox 3.5 already. You're missing out.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009 01:33:33 PM from Twitter SMS

Ca-ching! Ca-ching!

Tuesday, June 30, 2009 11:41:14 AM from Twitter SMS