Excellent bike ride. Highlights include a goose hissing at me and a hot piece of ass.
Fuck sleep, I'll sleep when I'm dead. Semi-annoyed, so I think I'm getting up, having some breakfast and then biking for a long time...
It's never good when you're still up and the parents get up for work...
Well I tried to go to bed before 3 and almost did, but then I started programming... Next time...
Is there a reason why some educated, college grads type like: OmG HaPpYy BiRtHdAy !! lUVvvV yYAaa. It makes you appear extremely ignorant.
Just found 5 McDollars (old school McDonalds gift certificate) in my drawer from 1999. I wonder if they still take them.
You know you're a geek when you go through people's facebook pictures, see a Verizon FiOS box and it makes you happy they don't have cable.
Taking a shit. (everyone uses that as an excuse of how invasive twitter could be, so i figured i'd tweet it at least once for satirical ...
If I wrote a check to you in the past month, please cash it. It's messing with my account balance and I want it cleared. K thanks.
Sunny, summer days. Do those exist here? Might as well rename New York to Seattle, because that's what it's like.
Wow rare... Didn't tweet for over 24 hours. Hmm.......
4:35AM bed. Slowly getting back on track. About 2 hours better than yesterday
#Iremember the 1990s when the Yankees were actually good...
My laptop needs to stop overheating and shutting off when the cpu is at full load for less than 5 minutes. It's annoying.
@ShavingFoams Steal their alcohol and drink it