New blog post: Verizon Wireless has you by the balls http://bit.ly/Wqdjh
InDesigning... This took longer than I thought
This fucking guy on the phone lives in a god damn fantasy world and is pissing me the FUCK off.
What an ass on this smokin' Res Life intern. Personal assistant to Senor Downer? The lucky bastard.
Hello from Fairfield
Cool. My fucking internet is down
11.7% of the Nationals' wins (2) are against the NY Yankees. #fail
@SonicBlur23 I want a dollar for every grounded into double play and Eisland coaching visit to the mound. I'd be loaded. Fuckin team blows.
The Yankees can go fuck themselves if they can't win a series against the worst team in baseball with only 17 wins. Fucking disgrace.
New blog post: Headphone Wires http://bit.ly/AUxN1
@askmeques Wanna trade? I don't remember seeing the sun for the past two weeks. I hate the heat though.
Fuckin hutch is closed and It's been an hour to get from the bronx to Pelham. These side streets are jammed like this toast.
http://twitpic.com/7qghl - hutch south in bad shape with flooding
At friendly's. What kind of place runs out of fries?
Let me remind you all how to use direct messages on twitter: "d username joe is a dick." Now I won't get your entire convos sent to phone