#robotpickuplines I'll show you my private key if you show me yours

Saturday, June 06, 2009 02:52:57 AM from Twitter Web Client

What's FR605?

Friday, June 05, 2009 09:54:25 PM from Twitter SMS

And thickbox doesn't work why?! Anything to break balls, right?

Friday, June 05, 2009 10:28:00 AM from Twitter Web Client

portfolioso.com needs some Thickbox framework installed. Inserting the scripts into the header now...

Friday, June 05, 2009 10:08:25 AM from Twitter Web Client

@blondeguardian your twitter pic is hot


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Friday, June 05, 2009 01:47:33 AM from Twitter Web Client

You are droopy. Stop staring at me. Why don't the hot ones stare at me. Actually they do but w/e

Friday, June 05, 2009 12:47:39 AM from Twitter SMS

Live Diggnation is fuckin awesome

Thursday, June 04, 2009 10:17:48 PM from Twitter SMS

This guy Jeremy is the shit. You're my boy blue!

Thursday, June 04, 2009 08:20:35 PM from Twitter SMS

Heading to the NYC to chill with @kevinrose for a live taping of Diggnation/ Digg meetup

Thursday, June 04, 2009 04:39:12 PM from Twitter Web Client

COOL FiOS. Drop the YES feed while I'm trying to watch Rivera close out a ball game. Oh they won anyway. And still no YES feed

Thursday, June 04, 2009 04:06:57 PM from Twitter Web Client

My fantasy team is getting killed. I benched all the wrong people. My bench has almost as many points ans who I started. FML

Thursday, June 04, 2009 03:31:47 PM from Twitter Web Client

Asian guy on the train drinking a bud through a straw. Lol

Wednesday, June 03, 2009 11:43:11 PM from Twitter SMS

Never leave a stone unturned

Wednesday, June 03, 2009 06:58:38 PM from Twitter SMS

Looks like this is going to be a donation to the MTA. Stupid rain

Wednesday, June 03, 2009 05:10:48 PM from Twitter SMS

Weather not looking good at all for tonight's game. There goes my money wasted on trains...

Wednesday, June 03, 2009 02:17:30 PM from Twitter Web Client