My phone is a piece of shit. Camera start error my ass

Sunday, August 09, 2009 12:33:22 PM from txt

How the hell is it possible for someone wake up ten times hotter than they were the day before.

Sunday, August 09, 2009 12:27:16 PM from txt

I think I'll in for a walk in the woods. Solo

Sunday, August 09, 2009 11:58:57 AM from txt

Nice ass. And you're eating a banana. Lol

Sunday, August 09, 2009 08:34:59 AM from txt

Can i go home now?

Sunday, August 09, 2009 02:44:38 AM from txt

This asshole is off the wall today

Sunday, August 09, 2009 02:36:43 AM from txt

http://twitpic.com/d7y0r - I am here for the night

Saturday, August 08, 2009 08:22:35 PM from Twitpic

Yankees = best record in baseball. Yay!

Saturday, August 08, 2009 02:48:45 AM from Twitter Web Client

Teixiera can't hit for jack this morning

Saturday, August 08, 2009 12:40:54 AM from Twitter Web Client

the yankees could have won this game like 16 times

Saturday, August 08, 2009 12:27:29 AM from Twitter Web Client

$20 to anyone who can get my mom to shut the FUCK up

Saturday, August 08, 2009 12:10:08 AM from Twitter Web Client

fuckin steam server is down so I can't level up my stats on Killing Floor

Thursday, August 06, 2009 11:32:29 PM from Twitter Web Client

The Yankees said to the Red Sox: Enjoyyyyyyy

Thursday, August 06, 2009 10:33:45 PM from Twitter Web Client

I just realized my tweet at 2:08PM didn't go through. Must have been that Twitter downtime everyone was taking about. Lets go Yankees!

Thursday, August 06, 2009 07:25:57 PM from Twitter Web Client

IT job... And the boss has me doing construction

Thursday, August 06, 2009 10:56:18 AM from txt