And in the event I wasn't off today, I'd be fine to go to work. Bio clock = awesome

Friday, July 03, 2009 07:34:44 AM from twhirl

fuck this

Friday, July 03, 2009 12:44:44 AM from twhirl

K please. No bjs on the train in front of me unless you want me to puke my beer on you. Thx

Thursday, July 02, 2009 11:29:50 PM from txt

the yankees haven't won one regular season game while I've been in their new shithole. 0-3 this season. FML

Thursday, July 02, 2009 11:12:40 PM from txt

Is this fuckin serious? Some hammered slut fuck instantly became obsessed with some dude that just plopped down next to her on the train.

Thursday, July 02, 2009 11:05:32 PM from txt

My ass is finally in a cushioned seat field level at yankee stadium. woot

Thursday, July 02, 2009 08:53:06 PM from Twitter SMS

The black covering on the old stadium is depressing

Thursday, July 02, 2009 06:49:26 PM from Twitter SMS

Cool. Disabled train on the track to the left of me and now we've been stopped for 7 minutes

Thursday, July 02, 2009 05:13:09 PM from Twitter SMS

Would be helpful if I actually brought the Yankee ticket

Thursday, July 02, 2009 04:17:21 PM from Twitter Web Client

So I can win a macbook pro by typing #moonfruit Hmm... moonfruit. sounds funny.

Thursday, July 02, 2009 12:19:43 PM from Twitter Web Client

Summer sucks. At least it's not hot outside

Thursday, July 02, 2009 12:18:32 PM from Twitter Web Client

http://twitpic.com/91gfu - This was a tv until the case imploded on us. I.T serious business

Thursday, July 02, 2009 09:29:12 AM from Twitter Web Client

13 days to re-watch about 50 more episodes of entourage. It can be done.

Thursday, July 02, 2009 08:03:42 AM from Twitter SMS

I'll pop a pussy person for purposely perpetratin'

Thursday, July 02, 2009 12:07:31 AM from Twitter Web Client

the garbage man who wins the lottery does not throw out the ticket

Wednesday, July 01, 2009 10:45:23 PM from Twitter Web Client