"the goal for today is to steal the jap flag" -keith

Tuesday, August 11, 2009 05:47:50 PM from txt

I think like 85% of my tweets the past few days are devoted to how hot people are. I should tone that down

Tuesday, August 11, 2009 04:15:05 PM from txt

So do you even have any shorts on under that t shirt? Not that i'm complaining

Tuesday, August 11, 2009 01:45:47 PM from txt

A plus of working in a gross school in the summer: hot ass camp counsellors

Tuesday, August 11, 2009 11:13:15 AM from txt

Awesome. I can bake a cake in this school with how hot it is here

Tuesday, August 11, 2009 08:06:00 AM from txt

Kenny Ray... What's Eastchester gonna do without him?

Monday, August 10, 2009 09:31:49 PM from Twitter Web Client

this bitch needs to get off the phone. seriously, put it in an email i don't want to hear you babble it.

Monday, August 10, 2009 09:26:45 PM from Twitter Web Client

Summer needs to end already (minus the part where i'm making money)

Monday, August 10, 2009 09:37:34 AM from txt

it's gonna be disgustingly hot tomorrow. Grr

Monday, August 10, 2009 01:53:12 AM from Twitter Web Client

http://twitpic.com/dcyz0 - Live from the bronx... Enjoy!

Sunday, August 09, 2009 11:25:40 PM from Twitpic

time for some baseball! Go yanks!

Sunday, August 09, 2009 08:06:20 PM from Twitter Web Client

Nice to know that twitter posted my tweets 8 hours later and out of order. piece of shit

Sunday, August 09, 2009 02:42:01 PM from Twitter Web Client

Ok which one of you fuckers shit yourself in this bitch ass cabin?! Don't wanna smell that all night

Sunday, August 09, 2009 01:14:09 PM from txt

Campfire s'mores. Nom!

Sunday, August 09, 2009 12:39:40 PM from txt

Sometimes i just love myself

Sunday, August 09, 2009 12:38:02 PM from txt