Why the fuck do you need a PhD to convert a pulumi outputstring to a regular string and why does typescript suck a cock

Monday, June 26, 2023 01:26:08 PM from Twitter Web App

If the Pixel 8 doesn't have an ultrasound fingerprint sensor or some equivalent to Apple's lidar for face unlock, I'm not getting it.

Also if anyone responsible for the Pixel 6's biometrics is still employed by Google's they're doing it all wrong

Sunday, June 25, 2023 09:59:56 PM from Twitter for Android

Jesus Christ I never met a pickier person in my life that's God damn impossible to please.

Sunday, June 25, 2023 09:21:02 PM from Twitter for Android

@GregAbbott_TX Pro life unless they're illegal Mexicans. Or until they're born.. Then fuck em because they're too much of a burden on the system.

Right Greg? You lame dummy.

In reply to @GregAbbott_TX's tweet

Sunday, June 25, 2023 02:37:05 AM from Twitter for Android

Fuck outta here with this paranoia nonsense. Ive had meat sitting out all night. Worst case scenario, I got the shits for a day or so.

They're trying to say drinking sun tea will sicken me with coliform bacteria? Yeah, if you're a weakling maybe...

https://t.co/HOcqtm0ydh

Sunday, June 25, 2023 02:32:29 AM from Twitter for Android

nothing ever fucking works

Friday, June 23, 2023 02:51:45 PM from Twitter Web App

I've never seen more of a piece of shit docking station than my work provided @STARTECHdotCOM dock. Absolute trash. Literally 10+ people at my company are having issues. A $250 power passthrough. None of my monitors work. None of the ports work.

Friday, June 23, 2023 08:39:19 AM from Twitter Web App

An easy way to lose all that vacation weight (from eating buffets like a sloth) is to just food poison yourself. I ate unrefrigerated sausage and peppers yesterday and now I just yacked and other tmi

Friday, June 23, 2023 01:56:58 AM from Twitter for Android

Gold credit card backyard full of green trees (what?)

Friday, June 23, 2023 01:02:47 AM from Twitter Web App

whenever I work with json.dumps() I think of taking a shit

Thursday, June 22, 2023 03:46:37 PM from Twitter Web App

Summer just started yesterday. Is it fall yet?

Thursday, June 22, 2023 02:37:33 AM from Twitter for Android

@libertycorn0123 @GregAbbott_TX I'm not all for that getting pushed on kids in public schools, but the bible is a work of fiction. Don't they usually read fiction in schools... lmao

In reply to @libertycorn0123's tweet

Wednesday, June 21, 2023 11:39:34 PM from Twitter Web App

@GregAbbott_TX But not Vagina freedom you gd bitch

In reply to @GregAbbott_TX's tweet

Wednesday, June 21, 2023 11:37:57 PM from Twitter Web App

So I won't.

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Friday, June 16, 2023 03:48:18 PM from Twitter for Android

Jamaica's fault. Place is wild AF.

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Friday, June 16, 2023 11:54:20 PM from Twitter for Android