Gave my 4 year old a kiddie digital camera. Looked through the SD card and I found this ffs 🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/TGbbtq8FqK

Sunday, March 12, 2023 11:59:22 PM from Twitter Web App

The Costco checkout line is all the way to the back of the store and if I see any closed registers when I get up there, I'm'a shake a bitch

Sunday, March 12, 2023 04:26:03 PM from Twitter for Android

This can suck it the most. This is why I only shop at night. I dislike people

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Sunday, March 12, 2023 04:27:30 PM from Twitter for Android

Can I at least go on a rollercoaster after waiting this long?

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Sunday, March 12, 2023 04:28:07 PM from Twitter for Android

@MicrosoftEdge You know Internet Explorer was bad that it still ruined your reputation.

PS - Edge > Chrome

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Friday, March 10, 2023 01:26:36 AM from Twitter Web App

How about you go put a content warning on Elon's crusty asshole https://t.co/Rl3M5NrNdP

Thursday, March 09, 2023 07:21:33 PM from Twitter for Android

Hahahaaaaa. Fuck you Larry Householder ya bag of dicks https://t.co/fRHVmj5id6

Thursday, March 09, 2023 07:19:22 PM from Twitter for Android

@RepMTG @RepMattGaetz I think you're batshit crazy and I also think we shouldn't be fighting Syria's wars for them

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Thursday, March 09, 2023 02:09:00 PM from Twitter Web App

Plastic blows. Time to start making corn plastic instead

https://t.co/9STEgErjmS

Wednesday, March 08, 2023 08:11:04 PM from Twitter for Android

Yo @Walgreens. You wimpy ass mothertruckers cave to 20 Republican Attorneys general and pull mifepristone off the shelves? Ya know.. the "don't tread on me" party, telling women what to do with their bodies because there aren't enough white babies being born anymore.

Tuesday, March 07, 2023 10:22:32 PM from Twitter for Android

@_sysengineer Ohio sans

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Tuesday, March 07, 2023 10:12:30 PM from Twitter for Android

Doing all these stuffy corporate harassment training bullshits. Stop wasting my time. Literally don't be a dick, creep or weirdo to people and that's it

Monday, March 06, 2023 05:44:11 PM from Twitter Web App

@crisisofconsc @crankysysad But are they M1 Macs or Intel?

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Saturday, March 04, 2023 08:26:38 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm sorry, but I just saw this again, and it should be an immediate fireable offense. Like if you're this much of an idiot, you shouldn't be an engineer. https://t.co/PDWSofvYNb

Saturday, March 04, 2023 08:22:51 PM from Twitter for Android

ChatGPT is an actual riot. https://t.co/beEhy7BRWI

Saturday, March 04, 2023 08:05:15 PM from Twitter for Android