Yeah if I were to kick the bucket atm, my toxicology report would be wild.

Friday, June 16, 2023 03:48:07 PM from Twitter for Android

Jamaica's fault. Place is wild AF.

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Friday, June 16, 2023 11:54:20 PM from Twitter for Android

Bich give me my free API access back https://t.co/JKIbrSva1e

Wednesday, June 14, 2023 10:23:48 PM from Twitter for Android

I contribute quality discussion on Discord https://t.co/n256sdCHpA

Monday, June 12, 2023 07:44:31 PM from Twitter for Android

Two motherfuckers in this oil change waiting room are sniffling their asses off

1) the sound is annoying AF
2) if I get sick, I'ma be pissed

Monday, June 12, 2023 12:14:34 PM from Twitter for Android

Yo. @GoogleCloudTech should shut them down to teach that prick @elonmusk a lesson for nonpayment

https://t.co/K6Kb78Cif2

Monday, June 12, 2023 12:11:39 PM from Twitter for Android

Good. Pixel 6 Pro autofocus is rubbish horse shit https://t.co/8wk8uArV23

Saturday, June 10, 2023 07:46:56 PM from Twitter for Android

As someone in the a Google ecosystem, I cannot recommend buying this piece of shit, even at 59% off. This phone was a flop

https://t.co/wG4QlepCaT

Saturday, June 10, 2023 02:20:40 AM from Twitter for Android

@elonmusk Jesus fucking Christ Elon, it's not like that

In reply to @elonmusk's tweet

Saturday, June 10, 2023 12:59:28 AM from Twitter Web App

@GregAbbott_TX Have you considered the wildlife consequences you lame joke shop?

In reply to @GregAbbott_TX's tweet

Saturday, June 10, 2023 12:44:09 AM from Twitter Web App

Atlassian products suck a cock

Saturday, June 10, 2023 12:43:12 AM from Twitter Web App

What a ratchet bitch. I hope they mistreat her in prison.

Although I will say, when I was working at the NYC tech startup, that's the culture. They pay young kids jack shit and promise them meals late. https://t.co/vTxEdZRMyi

Saturday, June 03, 2023 02:55:51 PM from Twitter for Android

@elonmusk Let what sink in? Twitter stinks now?

In reply to @elonmusk's tweet

Friday, June 02, 2023 10:23:47 AM from Twitter Web App

@notshenetworks What'd you get? Gas, electric or heat pump/electric? Mine's 15 years old and I'm beyond borrowed time, but if it ain't broke, don't fix it because I'm broke

In reply to @shenetworks's tweet

Friday, June 02, 2023 10:09:32 AM from Twitter Web App

My home/car insurance company has some nerve wishing me a happy birthday and can eat a bag of dicks because my rates have gone up $20 every three months with no claims

Friday, June 02, 2023 12:19:12 AM from Twitter Web App

Happy Pride month. Remember, make Florida gay again!

https://t.co/TpXCBNlWcH

Closet Desantis probably likes it in the pooper lol

Thursday, June 01, 2023 10:59:39 AM from Twitter Web App