Gave my 4 year old a kiddie digital camera. Looked through the SD card and I found this ffs 🤦♂️ https://t.co/TGbbtq8FqK
The Costco checkout line is all the way to the back of the store and if I see any closed registers when I get up there, I'm'a shake a bitch
This can suck it the most. This is why I only shop at night. I dislike people
Can I at least go on a rollercoaster after waiting this long?
@MicrosoftEdge You know Internet Explorer was bad that it still ruined your reputation.
PS - Edge > Chrome
How about you go put a content warning on Elon's crusty asshole https://t.co/Rl3M5NrNdP
Thursday, March 09, 2023 07:21:33 PM from Twitter for Android
Hahahaaaaa. Fuck you Larry Householder ya bag of dicks https://t.co/fRHVmj5id6
Thursday, March 09, 2023 07:19:22 PM from Twitter for Android
@RepMTG @RepMattGaetz I think you're batshit crazy and I also think we shouldn't be fighting Syria's wars for them
Plastic blows. Time to start making corn plastic instead
https://t.co/9STEgErjmS
Wednesday, March 08, 2023 08:11:04 PM from Twitter for Android
Yo @Walgreens. You wimpy ass mothertruckers cave to 20 Republican Attorneys general and pull mifepristone off the shelves? Ya know.. the "don't tread on me" party, telling women what to do with their bodies because there aren't enough white babies being born anymore.
Tuesday, March 07, 2023 10:22:32 PM from Twitter for Android
@_sysengineer Ohio sans
Tuesday, March 07, 2023 10:12:30 PM from Twitter for Android
Doing all these stuffy corporate harassment training bullshits. Stop wasting my time. Literally don't be a dick, creep or weirdo to people and that's it
@crisisofconsc @crankysysad But are they M1 Macs or Intel?
Saturday, March 04, 2023 08:26:38 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm sorry, but I just saw this again, and it should be an immediate fireable offense. Like if you're this much of an idiot, you shouldn't be an engineer. https://t.co/PDWSofvYNb
Saturday, March 04, 2023 08:22:51 PM from Twitter for Android
ChatGPT is an actual riot. https://t.co/beEhy7BRWI
Saturday, March 04, 2023 08:05:15 PM from Twitter for Android