These dummies. I've been saying this for fucking years.
https://t.co/LaVm0EzKh9
@elonmusk @TheRabbitHole84 Explain how I can afford to have more kids, joker. I can't even afford fucking eggs
@WottonBev @TerranceAvleen @LivePDDave1 @MattWallace888 It's not okay for anyone to steal so I don't see why any race had to be involved when calling that out.
@TerranceAvleen @LivePDDave1 @MattWallace888 What? https://t.co/wCD84A7IQ0
@Lenovo I've got a T14 brick because your shitty bios update flashing tool failed.
I lost data and look like an asshole at work.
No worries. It's my work laptop and IT has it handled. It's under warranty anyway so nothing you "try turning it on and off again" people can help with
@heyitsylan It's okay. I'll take slow over brick. Literally just bricked my work laptop with a failed bios update.
Thursday, April 13, 2023 12:29:06 PM from Twitter for Android
@ne39108342 @krassenstein Anheuser Busch really got all the right wing nut jobs' panties in a bunch. Lol.
Thursday, April 13, 2023 12:18:46 PM from Twitter for Android
@krassenstein To hell with Rupert Murdoch. The world will be better off when these antique boomers are no longer around
Thursday, April 13, 2023 12:17:39 PM from Twitter for Android
Fucking @Lenovo. I have a T14 gen 1 and whatever fucking bios update you pushed through vantage bricked my god damn laptop
Thursday, April 13, 2023 12:13:53 PM from Twitter for Android
This is my work laptop. I don't know if I have my bitlocker key and this probably set me back a month you God damn assholes. Don't you test this shit
Thursday, April 13, 2023 12:14:47 PM from Twitter for Android
@endingwithali Splunk
Tuesday, April 11, 2023 02:47:43 PM from Twitter for Android
@EngineerJusti Not a boop noodle?
Jfc. We won't be able to advance as a society until all the gd boomers are gone
@_sysengineer Ffs. This is how I clean. I'm so scattered that it takes forever and I get a million steps because I don't put things away that belong together. Worse than a fragmented spinny harddrive
Saturday, April 08, 2023 02:05:16 AM from Twitter for Android
You can't even make this shit up folks! You'd think the following statement would be satire but it is 100% fact. What a time to be alive!
"Marjorie Taylor Greene Compares Trump to Jesus & Nelson Mandela in Interview With Her Boyfriend"