Uh oh. Elon's butthurt: https://t.co/XwpdryRe6M

Thursday, July 06, 2023 06:13:40 PM from Twitter for Android

One time, my mom told me that the reason I snore is because I have a fat neck

Thursday, July 06, 2023 05:28:52 PM from BlueSky

I'm such a dick to AI and bark orders at it to fix the code it's spitting out for me. I'm totally on its shitlist and will be among the first killed off by it. Especially since I'm rewatching The 100 and am on the ALLiE AI season. AI gon' kill us all

Thursday, July 06, 2023 05:26:55 PM from BlueSky

How am I supposed to keep up with all the blue bird website clones?

In reply to @sysengineer.dev's post

Thursday, July 06, 2023 02:36:22 PM from BlueSky

@ohiogop @OhioYRs Vote no, you piles of shit. A yes vote takes away everyone's rights

In reply to @ohiogop's tweet

Thursday, July 06, 2023 02:18:44 PM from Twitter Web App

This API documentation tells me absolutely nothing. I just want to be able to read my own posts: https://blueskyproject.io/bluesky-queueserver-api/

Thursday, July 06, 2023 10:31:38 AM from BlueSky

Now instead of just tweeting in one place, I have to post on Threads, BlueSky, Twitter... Let the fragmentation begin!

Thursday, July 06, 2023 09:38:24 AM from BlueSky

@RepMTG @RepStefanik Marjorie, go eat a bag of dicks

In reply to @RepMTG's tweet

Thursday, July 06, 2023 03:10:28 AM from Twitter for Android

Sigh. Society peaked

Thursday, July 06, 2023 12:08:13 AM from BlueSky

@JDVance1 Do you even have any good reasons to explain why people should vote yes to take more of our rights away?

In reply to @JDVance's tweet

Wednesday, July 05, 2023 01:46:40 PM from Twitter Web App

@RMerlinDev @TwitterSupport Fair points. Not sure what the next best replacement will tun out to be. It's a company backed by Jack, and that depends if you trust the ATProtocol https://t.co/sW77saO0Gc over Mastodon. Mastodon seems a little too fragmented and complex for non-technical people

In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet

Wednesday, July 05, 2023 10:07:50 AM from Twitter Web App

This is gonna sound awful, but I'm tired of all these articles. A cocky guy created a shitty product that failed. Now he's dead and it's time for someone smarter to make something better. The end

https://t.co/93VhfMXn2e

Wednesday, July 05, 2023 01:58:06 AM from Twitter for Android

@GovRonDeSantis "Free" if you're a cis white Christian male. Otherwise, fuck em, right Ronald?

In reply to @GovRonDeSantis's tweet

Tuesday, July 04, 2023 06:06:37 PM from Twitter for Android

@GregAbbott_TX I can't believe that poor sweet dog has such a dummy owner

In reply to @GregAbbott_TX's tweet

Tuesday, July 04, 2023 06:04:27 PM from Twitter for Android

@RMerlinDev @TwitterSupport I don't have any BlueSky invites or I'd send you one

In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet

Tuesday, July 04, 2023 06:03:01 PM from Twitter for Android