@madebygoogle what is your deal with Google Assistant the past few days? It hasn't been listening to anything I've been saying on any of my Nest Hubs. It can't even stop music without "there was a glitch" or " something went wrong"

Saturday, April 29, 2023 03:03:25 PM from Twitter for Android

Like does anyone who works on these actually use them? They are enraging to use. I'm about to throw them all out my window

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Saturday, April 29, 2023 03:04:14 PM from Twitter for Android

Sticks and stones break bones
But the gat will kill ya quicker
'specially if you live in America

Thursday, April 27, 2023 11:29:32 PM from Twitter for Android

Wow people did a lot of drugs during the covid lockdowns? I am so shocked and surprised. What else was there to do

(Granted, they need to be more careful so their kids don't get ahold of them, but it's just a numbers thing)

https://t.co/zD9Wz9W6JH

Tuesday, April 25, 2023 12:31:59 PM from Twitter Web App

Thi antique kind of has a really good point https://t.co/ykrDTANbF0

Tuesday, April 25, 2023 10:35:27 AM from Twitter for Android

@_sysengineer Ma'am. Lay off the benadryl

In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet

Monday, April 24, 2023 07:09:39 PM from Twitter for Android

@studio101010 @bscabl @_sysengineer LMFAO. First tweet I saw posted by this assclown is of muppet face Marjorie Taylor Greene. It all makes sense now

In reply to @studio101010's tweet

Monday, April 24, 2023 04:03:27 PM from Twitter Web App

If you want to be miserable and deal with buggy nonsense and shitty npm package dependencies, try Pulumi! Otherwise use Terraform or cloudformation like normal people

Monday, April 24, 2023 03:34:11 PM from Twitter Web App

@_sysengineer That's an amazing feat...

For 2003

In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet

Monday, April 24, 2023 01:03:45 PM from Twitter Web App

@mustang_sarah Roundabouts are all over by me now. Boomers complain about them. Majority of drivers forget how to operate a vehicle when they come to one. Even though when used properly, they're far superior

In reply to @mustang_sarah's tweet

Sunday, April 23, 2023 05:38:04 PM from Twitter Web App

Doc Robinson covered it better: https://t.co/v8qBwGXbhH

https://t.co/IDiMENC33K

Sunday, April 23, 2023 12:06:59 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm so hard rn

https://t.co/8piggTOGVu

Saturday, April 22, 2023 10:09:12 PM from Twitter for Android

@CovfefeChan @elonmusk You have to be outside of your bird to consider even paying lunatic Elon that much money. Sorry for your loss. Don't pay for this garbage.

In reply to @CovfefeChan's tweet

Saturday, April 22, 2023 11:07:20 AM from Twitter for Android

@DelCoSheriff These replies are absurd. It's never okay to steal. Yes, it's a crappy puppy mill chain, I'd never shop pets there, but that doesn't make it right to just steal. Hope they're caught.

In reply to @DelCoSheriff's tweet

Friday, April 21, 2023 09:03:19 PM from Twitter for Android

This screamed "fat white middle aged guy" and I was 10000000% correct

https://t.co/vVuAnPT1II

Friday, April 21, 2023 12:44:16 AM from Twitter for Android