some fat ugly ***c told me i was disgusting. thats absolutely false. haha im better than you

Tuesday, November 24, 2009 01:13:04 AM from txt

i'm telling you... the world is out to get me. but I'll get it back 4 times worse :P

Monday, November 23, 2009 06:11:16 PM from txt

Ah great. That's not going to stop bleeding now

Monday, November 23, 2009 10:04:01 AM from Twitter Web Client

http://twitpic.com/qmv09 - WTF Google, please explain to me how to read this stock market graph. I'm confused

Monday, November 23, 2009 09:35:37 AM from Twitpic

http://twitpic.com/qlrxl - Why you shouldn't leave garbage on your porch - visitors:

Monday, November 23, 2009 12:48:43 AM from Twitpic

96% chance I'm gonna get the swine

Sunday, November 22, 2009 02:12:26 PM from txt

"Tom, you Tweeted Joe's Twitter? "Yes, I tweeted his twitter" (sounds so wrong...)

Sunday, November 22, 2009 01:49:04 PM from Twitter Web Client

"I can't slap your ass, so I'll slap your back instead" - I love when ppl tell me stories about me I don't remember. @ least I'm a gentleman

Sunday, November 22, 2009 05:11:57 AM from Twitter Web Client

@tomwcleary wrote my last tweet. because he's the shit and @chaliskoe is my DDD (bad news) but he's good at it

Sunday, November 22, 2009 03:09:28 AM from Twitter Web Client

i am staying for hot dogs at the swamp because i am always welcome to stay....because im awesom

Sunday, November 22, 2009 03:06:29 AM from Twitter Web Client

just saw a meteor bisect orion! win for me

Saturday, November 21, 2009 11:11:16 PM from txt

me and @tomwcleary singing Lightning Crashes at the top of our lungs... Priceless

Saturday, November 21, 2009 09:54:20 PM from txt

Amazing. first time in a while i woke up refreshed and without an alarm on a saturday MORNING

Saturday, November 21, 2009 11:39:40 AM from txt

@plasma2002 .10 British pounds = 0.16482 U.S. dollars

In reply to @plasma2002's tweet

Saturday, November 21, 2009 01:50:37 AM from Twitter Web Client

Google wave is really cool, but I only have like 4 people to wave with and they're never on. And I have no invites.

Saturday, November 21, 2009 01:49:11 AM from Twitter Web Client