fail. no meteors. black cats. and fail at other things. something's gotta turn out right

Wednesday, October 21, 2009 04:04:18 AM from Twitter Web Client

black cat number 3. f my l

Wednesday, October 21, 2009 03:58:09 AM from txt

what the FUCK is with the black cat twice

Wednesday, October 21, 2009 03:54:29 AM from txt

Meteor shower? why lets go out and take a look

Wednesday, October 21, 2009 03:49:19 AM from Twitter Web Client

I really really need to work on my shit.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009 02:34:03 AM from txt

New blog post: Hello from... A Proxy http://bit.ly/mo1qK

Monday, October 19, 2009 11:55:53 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Previous tweet a little harsh?

Monday, October 19, 2009 11:30:06 PM from Twitter Web Client

FIX OUR MOTHER FUCKIN GOD DAMN INTERNET YOU CUNT ASS NETWORK PEOPLE

Monday, October 19, 2009 11:16:02 PM from txt

yankees lose and our cocksucking internet goes down. i'm going the fuck to bed. who's with me?

Monday, October 19, 2009 09:11:03 PM from txt

corey dennis: "last time i saw a-rod with a 3-1 count, it was gone" next pitch: HR! yeah yanks!

Monday, October 19, 2009 05:20:42 PM from txt

LETS GO YANKEES!

Monday, October 19, 2009 04:09:10 PM from Twitter Web Client

Heads are about to roll. I am about to tell a specific employee off for her incompetence at following my simple email instructions

Monday, October 19, 2009 01:43:53 PM from txt

what? a woman who actually walks faster than me? Can't say I've seen that before. No one usually passes me when I'm walking to class

Monday, October 19, 2009 10:50:56 AM from txt

I want Google Wave!

Monday, October 19, 2009 02:23:26 AM from Twitter Web Client

Jesus

Sunday, October 18, 2009 12:58:32 PM from txt