I just pissed and shit all over that presentation. total ownage. i got that ass

Thursday, October 15, 2009 01:42:12 PM from txt

dammmmmmmmmn x2

Thursday, October 15, 2009 12:23:01 PM from txt

RT @kevinrose how am I just seeing this now? http://bit.ly/15Istu #space #autotune #trippy

Thursday, October 15, 2009 11:03:11 AM from Twitter Web Client

It's about 10 degrees too warn for snow. Boooo

Thursday, October 15, 2009 10:50:07 AM from Twitter Web Client

and an ice cold rain begins to fall very crisp

Thursday, October 15, 2009 10:42:26 AM from txt

I excuse myself, I'm used to my little cell

Wednesday, October 14, 2009 11:16:47 PM from txt

how come every time i go take a piss in the bcc, some random mother fucker also goes in. jeez, it makes me look like I follow people

Wednesday, October 14, 2009 07:55:35 PM from txt

who the fuck puked by the dsb pond entrance? It reeks.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009 12:27:36 PM from txt

shut the fuck up with the sirens. It's 1:25AM and there's no traffic, so therefore no need for sirens

Tuesday, October 13, 2009 01:25:06 AM from Twitter Web Client

@shavingfoams Top Gun. Good ass shit. I went to a Top Gun party last year. It was epic. Rocked the white shirt, black pants and aviators

Tuesday, October 13, 2009 01:24:58 AM from Twitter Web Client

Id like to fly... but my wings have been so denied

Tuesday, October 13, 2009 12:24:38 AM from Twitter Web Client

where the fuck is my phone charger?

Monday, October 12, 2009 04:51:06 PM from txt

over 24 hours of no internet doesn't work well for me

Sunday, October 11, 2009 06:37:17 PM from txt

YANKEES!!!!!!

Friday, October 09, 2009 10:35:22 PM from Twitter Web Client

NOTE TO SELF: Don't take out anger on phone. Remember what happened last time? I'm lucky for now

Friday, October 09, 2009 02:59:32 PM from Twitter Web Client