Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

I really think you have to make an effort to fail that hard. but it's just to easy for me. All I can do now is laugh.

fail. as usual.

a joke.... my life is that

fuckin oven in this house. and f'in unwanted visitors came by. jeez

i swear to god. they are all out to cockblock me. someone fuckin kill me. christ. <3 you all but hate it

christ too bad i cant toucht that

just woke up n thought i slept through class

drank a lot before this mtg. gt piss like a race horse

hey cutie

my life is such a joke...

So somwrhing I noticed during this recession: Christmas season started 11/1 usually it starts right before/ around thanksgiving. jeeeeez

i love staying at the swamp because it's always chilly (unlike my townhouse where i sweat balls because the heat gets pumped to 75)

"bjs and weenies are the best weekend ever"

Shut the fuck up in the lower level. that excess noise is so unnecessary

Public Safety decided to make a scene with their flashing lights to yell at me because I was sitting on the grass on the phone. What a crime