It's 3AM and I'm lon.... J/K with the 90s sappy shit. It's 3AM and I feel like a fuckin' turkey stuffed me...

Friday, November 27, 2009 02:54:12 AM from Twitter Web Client

@ShavingFoams you're a dick with that tweet....

In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet

Friday, November 27, 2009 01:00:18 AM from Twitter Web Client

Love my fam. My grandpa is talking about hos and just said some girl was an "open house"

Thursday, November 26, 2009 06:33:01 PM from txt

Epic Zombie killing. And epic quote: "Rio, get your black ass back in this weed pit"

Thursday, November 26, 2009 05:09:37 AM from Twitter Web Client

I should win a fuckin prize for this shit.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009 04:47:11 PM from txt

Cleary rewriting some Live lyrics: "Lightning crashes, and Tom passes out" With that being said, I'm goin to bed.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009 02:07:56 AM from Twitter Web Client

What the F is wrong with my FiOS, it's only 2MBPS and no upload.. It should be 20/20

Tuesday, November 24, 2009 06:01:17 PM from Twitter Web Client

can i go home now?

Tuesday, November 24, 2009 10:02:31 AM from txt

9;30 class! woooooo

Tuesday, November 24, 2009 09:26:15 AM from txt

leave it up to me to let that go to shit. as usual.... no surprise. its fine

Tuesday, November 24, 2009 04:19:18 AM from txt

better luck next time and @waspito. i dont give up that easily. its just the cards dealt to me

Tuesday, November 24, 2009 03:59:39 AM from Twitter Web Client

seriously.at this point it doesn't even matter. at least my boys are there for me.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009 03:56:31 AM from Twitter Web Client

it's always colder after the night

Tuesday, November 24, 2009 03:54:51 AM from Twitter Web Client

I
Thought I could touch the stars
I lie awake at night
I wonder where you are

Tuesday, November 24, 2009 02:55:18 AM from Twitter Web Client

i make this promise now. senior week. 2 kegs on campus at one time. i will put them in my name n dont care theyre banned

Tuesday, November 24, 2009 01:17:51 AM from txt