"We stole a meat pounder"
Bolognese (recipe a la grandma) = success. Little vino in a beer mug
snow!
I'll blame this sore throat on the fact that I booted twice yesterday and took the esophagus lining with it.
Saturday, December 05, 2009 02:15:39 PM from Twitter Web Client
I just looked at my thermometer. 78 in here. This is why I live at the beach
Saturday, December 05, 2009 10:27:11 AM from Twitter Web Client
I guarantee I am going to have to shit during this thing" "its 10:01 and i'm wearing a full suit"
As usual, my life is a joke
@tomwcleary is such a homo (not that theres anything wrong with that)
Saturday, December 05, 2009 02:56:58 AM from Twitter Web Client
Fairfield Po Po cracking Down
No homo but Fairfield is a pretty town during Christmas season. Lots of nice lights.
okay.. no homo. @tomwcleary stole my phone for my last 2 tweets. Not me!1!
i poke keith a lot because he pokes me right back
It's Friday bitches!
Friday, December 04, 2009 03:40:22 PM from Twitter Web Client
wht the f is it snowing in the Gulf of Mexico, but not up north by me. F'in a
Friday, December 04, 2009 03:13:18 PM from Twitter Web Client
Cleaning this shithole, shower, lunch, maybe a little hw, happy hour, madden djing, swamp life
Friday, December 04, 2009 12:31:07 PM from Twitter Web Client