Why is my server the only one down in the whole goddamn data center? Nice

Saturday, January 02, 2010 04:29:54 AM from Twitter Web Client

great why is portfolioso.com down?

Saturday, January 02, 2010 04:26:02 AM from Twitter Web Client

"My name is talking Tina..." Twilight Zone marathon.

Friday, January 01, 2010 05:08:39 PM from twidroid

New blog post: Get with the times Mozilla, You're so... 2000s http://bit.ly/7UUgWZ

Friday, January 01, 2010 12:03:27 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Not even gonna lie, my Droid makes a better flashlight that some crappy ones I own. Sick dual LEDs!

Friday, January 01, 2010 05:36:19 AM from twidroid

New blog post: It's 2010, So... http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/01/01/its-2010-so/

Friday, January 01, 2010 02:38:13 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Watching new years rockin eve. Selena gomez and that 10 year old boy joke singer definitely fucked backstage. Guaranteed.

Friday, January 01, 2010 12:51:47 AM from twidroid

Overall, 2009 wasn't that bad of a year but it got all fucked up in the end. Better luck next time.

Thursday, December 31, 2009 11:01:44 PM from twidroid

Oh my GOD. Fucking psychotic mother fuckers with mental problems (not joking) keep fucking spamming my phone. BANNED

Thursday, December 31, 2009 08:59:44 PM from Twitter Web Client

Hey neighbor, let your stupid ass dog in. It's barking its ass off and annoying me.

Thursday, December 31, 2009 01:45:31 PM from Twitter Web Client

Snowman? I <3 snow http://twitpic.com/w200z

Thursday, December 31, 2009 12:43:40 PM from twidroid

Heading outside with the grounds crrew for snow removal

Thursday, December 31, 2009 12:08:22 PM from twidroid

New blog post: Closing out the Decade http://blog.portfolioso.com/2009/12/31/closing-out-the-decade/

Thursday, December 31, 2009 10:52:06 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

New blog post: Come on, WordPress... http://blog.portfolioso.com/2009/12/31/come-on-wordpress/

Thursday, December 31, 2009 10:51:35 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

my top 5 most used twitter words are shit, fuck, time, fucking and ass.

Thursday, December 31, 2009 03:00:07 AM from Twitter Web Client