Happy December. Now get cold and snow. SOFORT (http://bit.ly/7XCB4y)
Tuesday, December 01, 2009 01:09:20 AM from Twitter Web Client
It's 68 in my room, and the boss is home, not blasting the heat. Never thought I'd see the day
Monday, November 30, 2009 11:45:13 PM from Twitter Web Client
Phone with the mother. It's like I'm on trial over here with the questions asked about things she shouldnt be concerned with, like my work..
Monday, November 30, 2009 10:49:48 PM from Twitter Web Client
8PM - take 2.5 hr nap. Fantastic idea or bad idea? We'll find out.
There's a nonstop piano/wind-up tune playing in my room that my roommate went to sleep to. Make it stop! Earplug time!
Monday, November 30, 2009 02:38:06 AM from Twitter Web Client
Just got screamed at for being awake at 5:30. Moving out after college b/c my mom pretty much said she will control my life.
Instant healing boys
New blog post: If You Die Because Your Gas Pedal Gets Stuck, You Deserve It http://bit.ly/6CvlIX/
Sunday, November 29, 2009 03:26:34 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
I'm pretty sure a cell phone charger shouldn't emit a loud ass high frequency hiss when plugged into the wall. The F
Sunday, November 29, 2009 02:35:22 AM from Twitter Web Client
just ate some paper. Stupid pez wrapper
Sunday, November 29, 2009 02:07:06 AM from Twitter Web Client
My grandma: "I like anything with tomato" haahaha
It's 3AM and I'm lon.... J/K with the 90s sappy shit. It's 3AM and I feel like a fuckin' turkey stuffed me...
Friday, November 27, 2009 02:54:12 AM from Twitter Web Client
@ShavingFoams you're a dick with that tweet....
Friday, November 27, 2009 01:00:18 AM from Twitter Web Client
Love my fam. My grandpa is talking about hos and just said some girl was an "open house"
Epic Zombie killing. And epic quote: "Rio, get your black ass back in this weed pit"
Thursday, November 26, 2009 05:09:37 AM from Twitter Web Client