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Fuck this, I've had it 2 weeks left so I'm out of time. For the 3rd year straight: better luck next year. Thursday, April 23, 2009 7:33:24 PMTwitter Web Client
I woke up this morning and the first thing I saw was a clear sky for the first time since Sunday. About time. Here comes spring Thursday, April 23, 2009 1:58:45 PMTwitter Web Client
I hate uncertainty. I like everything planned out. I have 10 things going on & IDK how they'll turn out. Get over it, nothing's ever certain Thursday, April 23, 2009 3:01:59 AMTwitter Web Client
Got through the day without getting arrested, even though I found my warrant around the Mirror office for "illegal use of hands" Wednesday, April 22, 2009 10:18:21 PMTwitter Web Client
YANKEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! Wednesday, April 22, 2009 6:06:00 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito Oh no, it doesn't matter. It just makes things more difficult.
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009 3:37:29 PMTwitter Web Client
it's been raining since Monday. I'm giving it 2 hours to stop. FML Wednesday, April 22, 2009 3:30:37 PMTwitter Web Client
Of all the days it could be raining, it has to fuck with my plan over here. Rain another time. My plans never go the way I want them to. Wednesday, April 22, 2009 1:46:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Oh man I'm halfway there. I've done 32 of the following: http://digg.com/d1pG7j and heard about them all. What now? Wednesday, April 22, 2009 6:20:42 AMTwitter Web Client
"It takes a man to become a fan of ALF" -Keith Wednesday, April 22, 2009 12:11:07 AMTwitter Web Client
These 4 seniors presenting are jokeshows and probably just came from the Grape Tuesday, April 21, 2009 5:32:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Brendan Monohan needs to stop sending out 35 Facebook Junior Mug Night invites. Stop flooding my mailbox Tuesday, April 21, 2009 5:28:03 PMTwitter Web Client
It would help if out internet wasn't 256K right now Tuesday, April 21, 2009 4:34:13 PMTwitter Web Client
Tonight I'm not doing a damn thing Tuesday, April 21, 2009 4:11:02 PMTwitter Web Client
Wow, I managed to crash Firefox 3.0.8 on OSX. Usually it's stable (I'm used to crashing Firefox though because I use 3.6alpha nightlys) Tuesday, April 21, 2009 3:06:33 PMTwitter Web Client
Where the fuck is my stapler?! Tuesday, April 21, 2009 10:34:40 AMTwitter Web Client
Nap time! Hey look, it's light out. Oops... Tuesday, April 21, 2009 5:42:33 AMTwitter Web Client
oo free shell account. Noice. Tuesday, April 21, 2009 3:12:45 AMTwitter Web Client
Correction, my last tweet was wrong. It was other people. Also, 20% done with this paper. Shit's weak. Wizzzeak Tuesday, April 21, 2009 2:24:05 AMTwitter Web Client
I hate this fucking gangster ass illegal frat next door. It's like Bridgeport out there. And they're loud. Tuesday, April 21, 2009 2:14:12 AMTwitter Web Client
Hell yeah, time to start a paper due at 11am! Tuesday, April 21, 2009 12:52:08 AMTwitter Web Client
"I can't take you seriously Joe. I look up and see socks, playboy boxers and a sweatshirt" -TC Monday, April 20, 2009 10:59:45 PMTwitter Web Client
"There's so much shit going on up my ass these days" -TC (that's what she said) Monday, April 20, 2009 9:42:05 PMTwitter Web Client
Joke team. Joke Stadium. Can't even focus on team history properly: http://is.gd/tySM Monday, April 20, 2009 8:05:41 PMTwitter Web Client
Please explain to me why I just cleaned our oven at 4:30AM? Almost done with my book, but I won't be sleeping until Wednesday Monday, April 20, 2009 4:36:23 AMTwitter Web Client
This one makes zero sense... Time to hire a team of cryptographers to figure this out for me, because it's way over my head. Monday, April 20, 2009 1:10:57 AMTwitter Web Client
"A sneak is a guy who eats a feast then comes home and says he's hungry" "Joe, isn't that just a liar?" Monday, April 20, 2009 1:04:34 AMTwitter Web Client
@SonicBlur23 You guys talkin shit about me?
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Monday, April 20, 2009 12:02:12 AMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 They have this thing called rehab for substance dependencies
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Sunday, April 19, 2009 9:54:15 PMTwitter Web Client
I am the laziest person ever. And I have WAY too much to do. Whatever, it'll get done. Sunday, April 19, 2009 2:41:20 PMTwitter Web Client
The Yankees need to stop getting blown out of games. They tend to correlate with me having not so great days. But it's a new day so whatever Sunday, April 19, 2009 2:29:43 PMTwitter Web Client
for real? Sunday, April 19, 2009 12:21:45 AMTwitter Web Client
Thank GOD I set the timer for those bottles in the freezer. I would have completely forgotten. Saturday, April 18, 2009 10:41:47 PMTwitter Web Client
We want Swisher. Put him in to pitch, he can do better than our bullpen Saturday, April 18, 2009 6:06:13 PMTwitter Web Client
Don't worry - we're from the internets. It's going to be alright. :-) Saturday, April 18, 2009 10:33:40 AMTwitter Web Client
Electric stoves SUCK. Housemates spill bits of food in them, you don't notice & cook. Then it reeks because a piece of food burns. Gas ftw Friday, April 17, 2009 9:17:56 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito Lol in my haste, I read fried keychains
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Friday, April 17, 2009 9:13:07 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm not expecting this to happen. What?! I'm just being realistic based on educated research. Friday, April 17, 2009 10:21:56 AMTwitter Web Client
Eeeeeeeeeets a Fridaeeeeeeeee. One moron's class, then lunch, then weekend (insane amount of work though. Grr) Friday, April 17, 2009 10:04:43 AMTwitter Web Client
Cool. Once again, moron isn't at his office hours that he told me to be at. Friday, April 17, 2009 9:04:39 AMTwitter Web Client
Nap time. Wake me up when things suck less Thursday, April 16, 2009 9:42:06 PMTwitter Web Client
*sigh* Why is it so difficult. But w/e, the entrepreneurship guys at the business school lecture today said to expect failure and keep going Thursday, April 16, 2009 9:32:46 PMTwitter Web Client
Lost a heartbreaker 6-5 on the 2 run home run. Grr Thursday, April 16, 2009 9:11:54 PMTwitter Web Client
Let's play some softball (and not get killed like the Yankees today) @waspito nice Thursday, April 16, 2009 7:08:34 PMTwitter Web Client
mmm Just smelled a fireplace and it took me to a memory of crisp autumn nights in upstate New York Thursday, April 16, 2009 1:25:07 AMTwitter Web Client
Ideally, I would be doing something else at this exact time, but whatevs. Wednesday, April 15, 2009 11:17:32 PMTwitter Web Client
Tom on the world ending: "I mean, fuck laws, kill a bitch" Wednesday, April 15, 2009 9:18:13 PMTwitter Web Client
Todo tonight: Read book, start paper. Wednesday, April 15, 2009 5:29:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Also, that didn't tell me anything. be specific,fool Wednesday, April 15, 2009 4:44:32 PMTwitter Web Client
6PM is a shitty time for a [pointless] meeting on my day off. Wednesday, April 15, 2009 4:39:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Why the hell don't they sell Swisher T-Shirts? Wednesday, April 15, 2009 12:15:23 AMTwitter Web Client
In other news, Nick Swisher is still my boy. I need to acquire that man's attitude, shake shit off, laugh about what went wrong, then win Tuesday, April 14, 2009 12:51:31 AMTwitter Web Client
My foolproof plan I was so confident about went as well as tonight's Yankee game. Monday, April 13, 2009 11:36:48 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito Is that the song we were forced to sing in Greenvale?
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Monday, April 13, 2009 10:07:35 PMTwitter Web Client
Unpacking sucks Monday, April 13, 2009 9:47:12 PMTwitter Web Client
Chien Ming Wang can't see through his fucking eyes where he's pitching the ball. Monday, April 13, 2009 7:33:35 PMTwitter Web Client
NYC for a second, then home then back to school Monday, April 13, 2009 1:40:35 PMTwitter Web Client
Something new: torrents cripple a Fios Connection (probably bc the router can't handle the requests) and make it slow even after its done... Monday, April 13, 2009 12:05:11 PMTwitter Web Client
1) Why am I not in bed? 2) Stomach virus much? 3) I can't see my plan failing. I just want to wish me good luck, we're all counting on me Monday, April 13, 2009 5:27:27 AMTwitter Web Client
The book Kite Runner is seriously depressing the shit out of me: "In the end, the world always wins (99)." I WON'T ACCEPT THAT. I will win Monday, April 13, 2009 3:00:24 AMTwitter Web Client
I just got an excellent idea and am pleased with myself. Now I hope this works. Shit's been f'ing with my mind.., GRR. Monday, April 13, 2009 2:05:31 AMTwitter Web Client
A-Rod has been reduced to hitting off a tee in his minor league rehab assignment. That and womanizing... GTFO my team Monday, April 13, 2009 1:22:00 AMTwitter Web Client
Right... The amount of work and other shit I have to do this week, on top of figuring out the rest of my life. FML Monday, April 13, 2009 1:00:56 AMTwitter Web Client
Nom. Manicotti and pork roast. Good meal for once. Sunday, April 12, 2009 1:22:55 PMTwitter Web Client
I should stop OCD checking things known to depress me. Sunday, April 12, 2009 1:03:16 AMTwitter Web Client
This situation is making me crazy. It's never favorable for me. But I'll work with it. And I'll do it right. Friday, April 10, 2009 8:12:58 PMTwitter Web Client
Working on texting for my plan. Details to follow in a few days Friday, April 10, 2009 12:42:51 PMTwitter Web Client
@PeteAbe interviewed Swisher and he was blasting The Next Episode in the background! My new boy... Friday, April 10, 2009 12:24:19 AMTwitter Web Client
@plasma2002 What's the motivation behind that competition? Test the load on the bot?
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Thursday, April 09, 2009 5:48:11 PMTwitter Web Client
Joining "the Nick Swisher should Be Playing Every Day Society" That kid is awesome. 5 RBI Thursday, April 09, 2009 4:41:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Please explain to me why my webpages are loading slowly but speedtests say I'm at 20MBPS Thursday, April 09, 2009 1:01:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Back from biking. Now lunch and Yankees. Can Burnett be our first non-shitty starter of the season? We'll see Thursday, April 09, 2009 12:55:10 PMTwitter Web Client
The 1998 Yankees also started 0-2 and look what happened then. Shut up. Thursday, April 09, 2009 12:43:16 AMTwitter Web Client
CSS in IE is breaking my balls right now Wednesday, April 08, 2009 11:40:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Dannyrob shut the FUCK up with the IMs, no one sees you anymore and you IM me 24/7 Wednesday, April 08, 2009 8:54:34 PMTwitter Web Client
WOOOOOOT Already got registered for a class. One less for me to worry about with my shitty lottery number. Thanks IRC Wednesday, April 08, 2009 5:07:18 PMTwitter Web Client
I just realized how useless the new Facebook is Wednesday, April 08, 2009 5:00:10 PMTwitter Web Client
I need to get moving on this thing - time's-a-wastin' If I don't, then I'll have a problem (like what happened the last 3-4 times) Wednesday, April 08, 2009 4:07:40 AMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika we don't need no water let the motherfucker burn
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Wednesday, April 08, 2009 1:13:56 AMTwitter Web Client
which one of you pains in the asses keeps reversing the toilet paper in this house? Tuesday, April 07, 2009 7:37:55 PMTwitter Web Client
This class is not ending. I'm not bored, but it's just taking forever Tuesday, April 07, 2009 6:08:41 PMTwitter Web Client
1:30AM topic of discussion: Piss pots, pissing in cars and vomit bags Tuesday, April 07, 2009 10:25:35 AMTwitter Web Client
I was going to post this before, but Twitter was down: Tom: "Why am I caring a shit?" Tuesday, April 07, 2009 12:31:59 AMTwitter Web Client
Simmons is pro cancer because he just ripped on Yankee Universe Monday, April 06, 2009 4:22:58 PMTwitter Web Client
OPENING DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Monday, April 06, 2009 8:51:39 AMTwitter Web Client
1AM... Time for some homework due at 11 Monday, April 06, 2009 12:58:07 AMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito it wasn't during the weekend fool
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Monday, April 06, 2009 12:45:03 AMTwitter Web Client
Haha fail: Inviting people to Fairfield while I'm away on break doesn't work well... Monday, April 06, 2009 12:42:05 AMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito HAHA I was thinking that you shouldn't be having convos but I wasn't going to call you out on it. you know me too well
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Sunday, April 05, 2009 1:26:54 PMTwitter Web Client
DJing the Madden Pregame for Keith and Tom. Siiiiiiick Saturday, April 04, 2009 9:21:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Tom: "Beans Beans the more you eat the more you toot" You're leaving out some stuff, TC Saturday, April 04, 2009 8:35:15 PMTwitter Web Client
The home run siren is back at the stadium!!!!!! Makes me so happy and it brings back the late 90s Saturday, April 04, 2009 1:54:05 PMTwitter Web Client
Cool, that didn't fix it. How am I supposed to stream video to the Xbox now? GRR Saturday, April 04, 2009 3:42:54 AMTwitter Web Client
COOL. 3:30AM and wmpshare.exe starts using100% CPU. I had to wipe all WMP settings from the registry and rebuild my video shares. FML Saturday, April 04, 2009 3:37:10 AMTwitter Web Client
New Yankee Stadium = PARADISE Saturday, April 04, 2009 12:31:42 AMTwitter Web Client
On my way to Yankee Stadium for the first game EVER. Hopefully it's not rained out. If so, at least I'll get to see the place. Win Win. Friday, April 03, 2009 3:35:45 PMTwitter Web Client
Happy birthday @colithika (not that I wasn't on the phone with y'all from home) Friday, April 03, 2009 1:02:19 AMTwitter Web Client
Epic fail during my prof's demo of a command line SVN checkout Thursday, April 02, 2009 6:01:18 PMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika Sexy airbag
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Wednesday, April 01, 2009 11:50:27 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm a busy man this weekend. Damn right I'm hard to get. Wednesday, April 01, 2009 10:38:22 PMTwitter Web Client