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| Tweet | Date | Source |
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| Challenge: If anyone actually reads this, comes up to me in person and mentions codeword "sporcle14" by 4/2/2009 at 4PM, you win a prize | Wednesday, April 01, 2009 8:28:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Nice to know that the movie I'm watching for my English class is in French | Wednesday, April 01, 2009 6:20:16 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| So apparently she figured out that the guy was loaded from my description, even though I didn't say anything about money. She knows her shit | Wednesday, April 01, 2009 4:53:58 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Ponies? http://www.portfolioso.com/ | Wednesday, April 01, 2009 2:21:31 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| CYA AT YANKEE STADIUM FRIDAY NIGHT!!!!!! FIRST GAME EVER | Wednesday, April 01, 2009 12:08:15 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Looking back at my recent calls list, a bunch of real winners called. I'd prefer to talk to none of them. Why don't the good people call me? | Tuesday, March 31, 2009 4:47:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Can we stop smudging toothpaste all over our sink please? It's nasty. Jon and Eduardo don't do it in their sink. Stop being pigs. | Tuesday, March 31, 2009 10:45:48 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Picking classes. Huge pain in the ass | Monday, March 30, 2009 7:03:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| http://blog.portfolioso.com is now optimized for mobile browsers (what I do instead of homework...) | Monday, March 30, 2009 1:44:29 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| No one cares about 80s hair metal bands anymore, James... For fuck's sake, let me do my paper. | Monday, March 30, 2009 12:12:14 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito ass. I'll do that next thurs. "Everyday its something hits me all so cold. Find me sittin by myself no excuses, then I know" In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet | Sunday, March 29, 2009 11:22:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| PIECE OF SHIT INTERNET CONNECTION THEY GIVE US HERE | Sunday, March 29, 2009 10:51:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| yes, @colithika and @waspito, we are in the middle of a big ass thunderstorm. It missed you guys? | Sunday, March 29, 2009 9:32:00 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Thunderstorm? | Sunday, March 29, 2009 8:55:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| 3 hour MLB auction draft = tiring | Sunday, March 29, 2009 3:13:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| aww what a shame. thats bc you didn't.. nvm. I'm always right. Listen to me and always be happy | Sunday, March 29, 2009 2:47:44 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Party at 24 was WIZZZZZZEAK. We can throw better ones on last notice. | Sunday, March 29, 2009 12:18:16 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| K I should probably like... Do something about this right now. | Saturday, March 28, 2009 7:16:44 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Technical difficulties during the power hour. Computer crashed twice. Good start to the night | Friday, March 27, 2009 8:52:33 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Day improved. Spring training anyone? We need to practice for the game tomorrow. | Friday, March 27, 2009 2:53:06 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's hot in here, the day's off to a shitty start, I'm missing shit and now I have to listen to a fuck who can't speak English for 75 mins | Friday, March 27, 2009 11:04:25 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| "I don't know how serious I can take you given that you are in your underwear testing out batting music" - Keith commenting on my antics | Friday, March 27, 2009 1:24:38 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Yeah so I have a feeling this won't go well. But I'll handle it | Friday, March 27, 2009 12:31:14 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| "I'm sorry, I just ripped ass so hard" - Keith (SBD) | Friday, March 27, 2009 12:20:10 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| And with that, my entire bracket is busted | Friday, March 27, 2009 12:18:33 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Day improved. Spring training anyone? We need to practice for the game tomorrow. | Friday, March 27, 2009 12:00:00 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito just owned @sonicblur23 In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet | Thursday, March 26, 2009 4:06:57 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| English canceled. Watch some Yankees spring training. Woo, Swisher went yard, Coke pitched well and they're shatting on the Phillies : ) | Thursday, March 26, 2009 3:26:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| AIM 6.9 beta 3: SO much faster than b2, which was laggy when opening windows and clunky. Also, the return of the AIM running guy icon. Sweet | Thursday, March 26, 2009 1:49:20 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Good, fixed the phpmyadmin problem. Corrupted cookies | Wednesday, March 25, 2009 2:08:48 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck Macs and their stupid ass apple key that glitches out | Wednesday, March 25, 2009 1:59:01 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Awesome. Just fudged my phpadmin install after updating it. It won't log in. Grr | Wednesday, March 25, 2009 1:21:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The stupid "wireless network is now connected balloon pops up 500 times while I'm already connected. No kidding. Leave me alone and go away | Wednesday, March 25, 2009 10:10:22 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| COOL. This ass doesn't overbook his appointments | Wednesday, March 25, 2009 10:06:41 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| My life is a JOKE. At least I can have a good laugh about it with Cleary and Keith | Wednesday, March 25, 2009 2:50:56 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck Macs and their stupid ass apple key that glitches out | Wednesday, March 25, 2009 12:00:00 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| The internet is awful here right now | Tuesday, March 24, 2009 9:09:16 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| So I really just slept from 2PM. Haha, wow... | Tuesday, March 24, 2009 4:28:31 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| that isn't even cool you fucking tease. dont even fuck around like that if you already know you have other things to do. fml | Tuesday, March 24, 2009 2:45:36 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| We just found a sick replacement power hour for the weekend. It's taking over for the one Youtube muted before I downloaded it | Tuesday, March 24, 2009 1:47:55 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Cool. Headphones. I spend more time untangling them than listening to music | Monday, March 23, 2009 6:27:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Never eat German meat sauce in the morning if you don't want it repeating on you all day long. It's delicious, but ugh. And now, an exam... | Monday, March 23, 2009 10:44:19 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Sunday nights blow. Like a lot. | Monday, March 23, 2009 2:42:22 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Oops just realized I had to read that too. FML | Sunday, March 22, 2009 10:12:27 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| One of my most productive Sundays yet. Half the paper's written and now I'm going to go study for my exam. And it's only 3:10. Food break! | Sunday, March 22, 2009 3:10:52 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @SonicBlur23 Sry i didn't mean to be mean. I was just flustered with shit. Twitter is the way to go. discuss all the random thoughts u want | Sunday, March 22, 2009 1:50:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @SonicBlur23 no one cares stop tweeting ur twats | Sunday, March 22, 2009 1:42:48 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| What next? Also, delicious Ziti with prosciutto and vodka sauce for dinner + Sams cherry. yum | Saturday, March 21, 2009 9:05:02 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @askmeques Happy b-day. I have another 72 days for that. In reply to @mustang_sarah's tweet | Saturday, March 21, 2009 8:27:36 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Doin very well right now, can't complain. | Saturday, March 21, 2009 2:44:26 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Adversity my ass (prev twitter update). I am the shit and make it all work out in the end. yay | Saturday, March 21, 2009 2:21:37 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Adversity.... It happens to me. Lol | Friday, March 20, 2009 10:07:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito WAT? In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet | Friday, March 20, 2009 7:50:33 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Time to clean this shithole. Only so that it gets wrecked again tonight | Friday, March 20, 2009 3:27:08 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| "Christianality" English. Speak it | Friday, March 20, 2009 11:45:52 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| So I'm not the only one who slipped and referred to tweets as twats: http://is.gd/o8lW In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet | Friday, March 20, 2009 10:03:01 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Why does my neck hurt? | Friday, March 20, 2009 9:46:54 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| kate. beer. pong. tomorrow. maybe. | Friday, March 20, 2009 2:41:49 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito u get that from ur dad? ha! In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet | Thursday, March 19, 2009 11:32:09 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just bet @chaliskoe $1 that UCLA will win by 8 He's an LSU fan | Thursday, March 19, 2009 10:53:38 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| What the hell is this one thinking? Whats your deal? I wish I could understand these things and not be so clueless. | Thursday, March 19, 2009 5:48:48 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| STFU with the backup alarm... Jeez all class long it's been going | Thursday, March 19, 2009 3:03:15 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| When I print an HP config page, It should print 1, not 400... | Thursday, March 19, 2009 12:27:55 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Yeah so much for me waking up early | Thursday, March 19, 2009 10:32:01 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| See what happens when you're not a little bitch? | Thursday, March 19, 2009 12:41:29 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This semester blows. Correction: every class I am taking this semester blows. | Wednesday, March 18, 2009 10:47:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I would much rather be cleaning the bathroom than this waste of time. At least I'd be getting something useful done. | Wednesday, March 18, 2009 6:00:19 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Whale Rider is a terrible movie. Struggling through it for class | Wednesday, March 18, 2009 5:34:02 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I could either drown, or pull off my skin and swim to shore... | Wednesday, March 18, 2009 1:00:09 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I love how this is messing with my mind | Wednesday, March 18, 2009 11:46:37 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @sonicblur23 I'm gonna stop following you if you post any more tweets that your average 5th grader uses as an insult | Wednesday, March 18, 2009 1:58:30 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @chaliskoe I am the twit machine. I own these tweets In reply to @chaliskoe's tweet | Tuesday, March 17, 2009 2:10:53 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Why am I not tired now, but during class I'm half shot? | Tuesday, March 17, 2009 2:22:23 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| My brain is absolutely non functional. I need 8 more hours of sleep. | Monday, March 16, 2009 1:52:53 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Sore jaw. I guess all that gum I had yesterday did it... | Monday, March 16, 2009 9:43:38 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| "What were we doing 24 hours ago? That's all I have to say" - Keith | Monday, March 16, 2009 3:30:00 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| That paper is now coherent. Broke my balls and took me about an hour. What a waste of time. If people could write in the first place... | Monday, March 16, 2009 1:51:39 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito Don't even get me started with tomorrow. I know a dumb fuck who can't stop spelling it "tomarrow" and never corrected herself In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet | Monday, March 16, 2009 1:21:21 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| "We then have thought of some more in-depth interview" Senior in college... English. Do you speak it?!?!?!? | Monday, March 16, 2009 1:12:05 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Editing my group paper. My group members have AWFUL writing skills & poor grammar. It's choppy and not proofread. F My life. | Monday, March 16, 2009 12:41:12 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Family Guy needs to cut it out with the extended ass cut scenes that waste time because MacFarlane is too lazy to write new material | Sunday, March 15, 2009 9:08:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @chaliskoe yeah, you better make good use of your Twitter account, sir In reply to @chaliskoe's tweet | Sunday, March 15, 2009 8:51:17 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Suite in Times Square? Definitely a great weekend | Sunday, March 15, 2009 7:16:31 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @chaliskoe yeah, you better make good use of your Twitter account, sir | Sunday, March 15, 2009 12:00:00 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Tom's got a jacket and backpack on with no pants. "Really awkward" commented Keith | Saturday, March 14, 2009 5:59:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This lack of info is disturbing me. I usually find out what I need and I'm completely clueless with nowhere to start. This may be tricky | Saturday, March 14, 2009 5:06:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Why do I think of these things after the mother fuckin fact? GRR. | Saturday, March 14, 2009 2:56:09 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Win maybe? Next week will tell. I got this shit | Saturday, March 14, 2009 2:22:17 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| If I fuck this up, I'm hanging myself. It's all set up. | Saturday, March 14, 2009 1:40:43 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @plasma2002 http://tinyurl.com/c7r3u3 In reply to @plasma2002's tweet | Friday, March 13, 2009 8:29:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The computer at my desk is out. I'm lucky the kid who usually sits next to me is a no show, I stole that one and I'd be bored otherwise | Friday, March 13, 2009 11:06:58 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is officially a waste of my time. We're sitting here rewinding a video... In other news, "EEEEETS A FRIDAEEEEE" | Friday, March 13, 2009 11:04:40 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Presentation 2: I'm sorry, but I can't see the screen. Your huge rack is in the way. Not gonna complain | Thursday, March 12, 2009 5:19:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This class is literally a chiste. We spent 10 minutes on a joke presentation that made us all laugh more than we learned. | Thursday, March 12, 2009 5:15:29 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Holy crap a sunny day. Haven't seen one of those in a while | Thursday, March 12, 2009 10:21:28 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Awesome. I slammed my index finger in my window about an hour ago and it still kills. This might take a week... | Wednesday, March 11, 2009 10:36:13 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Seriously, what is wrong with my eye and why does it feel scratched and irritated for the past 2 weeks?!?! | Wednesday, March 11, 2009 4:47:46 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito Guy it's fine. My sleep's whack also In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet | Wednesday, March 11, 2009 2:45:11 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Keith: "Joe I apologize for leaving my sham on your bed" | Wednesday, March 11, 2009 12:14:41 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm going to be a fucking senior and I register last at 6:15 PM. Cheers to no classes being available. AGAIN (I never get a good time slot) | Tuesday, March 10, 2009 9:20:18 PM | Twitter Web Client |