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I love how the security guys at Yankee Stadium know us... We must have put on some show our past few games Monday, September 07, 2009 2:23:19 PMtxt
My liver just told me to fuck off. I missed the memo. Monday, September 07, 2009 9:34:51 AMtxt
mac and cheese and beer. nom Sunday, September 06, 2009 8:49:33 PMtxt
Stop playing fuckin games with me or you will never get this. seriously... we all know you want it. Sunday, September 06, 2009 12:24:44 AMtxt
does it make me an alcoholic if i drank every night since i've been at school except 2? Saturday, September 05, 2009 11:04:40 PMtxt
o lol at the drunken irish band Saturday, September 05, 2009 10:23:15 PMtxt
i'm not dumb Saturday, September 05, 2009 12:04:28 AMtxt
Now I'm 0-2 on the table to start the year Friday, September 04, 2009 10:54:36 PMtxt
this grrl's gonna fuckin kill me. lol Friday, September 04, 2009 5:08:24 PMtxt
just walked past a house and some dude just played the solo from Metallica's fade to black flawlessly. wow Friday, September 04, 2009 1:53:42 PMtxt
I just got bitched the fuck out. Ow. Thursday, September 03, 2009 7:34:56 PMtxt
The weather is perfection Tuesday, September 01, 2009 3:26:44 PMtxt
Sweet. This phone shuts off constantly like my old one. Flawed design Sunday, August 30, 2009 10:08:40 AMtxt
I love watchin there Bitches fighting over rooms when i'm all set Saturday, August 29, 2009 10:18:27 PMtxt
Und becks Saturday, August 29, 2009 9:48:38 PMtxt
My second home! Saturday, August 29, 2009 9:28:02 PMtxt
Sam's cherry wheat. Takes me back. Reminds me of winter Saturday, August 29, 2009 7:11:54 PMtxt
First trip to the beach! Saturday, August 29, 2009 5:58:35 PMtxt
There are no ugly freshmen here Saturday, August 29, 2009 1:26:47 PMtxt
Ha! Clueless Public safety guy asked me when move in starts. Guess someone forgot to fill him in. Saturday, August 29, 2009 6:22:45 AMtxt
The fact that this girl is a comp engineering major and we just had a geek discussion just made her 4 times hotter Friday, August 28, 2009 6:49:13 PMtxt
I'm gonna fuckin murder someone at student computing if they don't get our internet together Friday, August 28, 2009 2:33:09 PMtxt
I forgot how fucking awful this training was Thursday, August 27, 2009 3:51:08 PMtxt
Walk alone in the rain Wednesday, August 26, 2009 8:53:09 PMtxt
What the fuck is this bitch yapping about and why is it relevant to anyone here? Wednesday, August 26, 2009 3:31:30 PMtxt
Not happy to be here right now. About to get lectured at for 3.5 hours Wednesday, August 26, 2009 2:21:22 PMtxt
I'll take some candy with your name on it... Wednesday, August 26, 2009 11:43:33 AMtxt
Damn! Wednesday, August 26, 2009 9:34:39 AMtxt
If this girl actually saw what she's stored as in my phonebook, I'd get slapped so hard... Wednesday, August 26, 2009 8:50:34 AMtxt
Our team just lost worse than the NY mets Tuesday, August 25, 2009 3:46:20 PMtxt
"That asses" Tuesday, August 25, 2009 3:17:44 PMtxt
Please explain to me why every classroom at this school got a box of hot pretzels delivered. Why is that necessary? Monday, August 24, 2009 2:11:11 PMtxt
3 hours of work left, then it's over. Idk how i feel about that. Monday, August 24, 2009 1:02:22 PMtxt
I swear to god...the teachers come in and they start fucking with my shit Monday, August 24, 2009 10:43:43 AMtxt
Fuckin teachers break my balls with their computer problems. It was awesome when they weren't here Monday, August 24, 2009 10:24:20 AMtxt
I've never seen Fenway so empty. Not happy with the yanks giving up 11 runs but I'll take a w against boston Friday, August 21, 2009 11:08:10 PMtxt
Installing a computer lab from scratch bitches Friday, August 21, 2009 9:00:48 AMtxt
Fuck! I just extracted video card drivers to the root network drive and now It's a mess Thursday, August 20, 2009 3:20:44 PMtxt
This custodian dude Jay is a fuckin riot. Total awesome. Thursday, August 20, 2009 2:47:21 PMtxt
Yes, we are in a basement with 4 dudes blasting nsync. This is completely heterosexual. Wednesday, August 19, 2009 9:08:12 PMtxt
Step 4 click next. Step 25 click ok Tuesday, August 18, 2009 1:30:01 PMtxt
Please explain to me why there is a box of inflatable guitars in the band room and how that adds to music education... Oh this school... Monday, August 17, 2009 10:22:00 AMtxt
Bunny! Sunday, August 16, 2009 2:05:37 AMtxt
@ky9 shrooms? Saturday, August 15, 2009 2:45:44 PMtxt
my dad is wearing aviators. Imao Saturday, August 15, 2009 2:41:23 PMtxt
I think Taco Bell put a Vicodan in my fuckin burrito. I'm exhausted and non-functional Friday, August 14, 2009 2:45:54 PMtxt
"Drinking from the chalice of holy crap there's booze in this thing" -rio Wednesday, August 12, 2009 11:47:20 PMtxt
Fucking custodians... When you take apart a computer lab, put them back in the same order. I don't want to rearrange desks. Wednesday, August 12, 2009 8:26:32 AMtxt
"the goal for today is to steal the jap flag" -keith Tuesday, August 11, 2009 5:47:50 PMtxt
I think like 85% of my tweets the past few days are devoted to how hot people are. I should tone that down Tuesday, August 11, 2009 4:15:05 PMtxt
So do you even have any shorts on under that t shirt? Not that i'm complaining Tuesday, August 11, 2009 1:45:47 PMtxt
A plus of working in a gross school in the summer: hot ass camp counsellors Tuesday, August 11, 2009 11:13:15 AMtxt
Awesome. I can bake a cake in this school with how hot it is here Tuesday, August 11, 2009 8:06:00 AMtxt
Summer needs to end already (minus the part where i'm making money) Monday, August 10, 2009 9:37:34 AMtxt
Ok which one of you fuckers shit yourself in this bitch ass cabin?! Don't wanna smell that all night Sunday, August 09, 2009 1:14:09 PMtxt
Campfire s'mores. Nom! Sunday, August 09, 2009 12:39:40 PMtxt
Sometimes i just love myself Sunday, August 09, 2009 12:38:02 PMtxt
My phone is a piece of shit. Camera start error my ass Sunday, August 09, 2009 12:33:22 PMtxt
How the hell is it possible for someone wake up ten times hotter than they were the day before. Sunday, August 09, 2009 12:27:16 PMtxt
I think I'll in for a walk in the woods. Solo Sunday, August 09, 2009 11:58:57 AMtxt
Nice ass. And you're eating a banana. Lol Sunday, August 09, 2009 8:34:59 AMtxt
Can i go home now? Sunday, August 09, 2009 2:44:38 AMtxt
This asshole is off the wall today Sunday, August 09, 2009 2:36:43 AMtxt
IT job... And the boss has me doing construction Thursday, August 06, 2009 10:56:18 AMtxt
Loving the cool morning. About time it's not hot and humid Thursday, August 06, 2009 8:11:33 AMtxt
You mean to tell of i went all the way to the 7-11 on central and my any geno isn't working? Damn. Wednesday, August 05, 2009 9:20:13 PMtxt
Of course i get stuck doing the most work in the hottest rooms with the most fucked up wire management. FML. Wednesday, August 05, 2009 11:55:22 AMtxt
For the third time: Put a god damn mother fucking wet paint sign up when you assholes paint shit. and don't complain when i step in it. Wednesday, August 05, 2009 10:53:47 AMtxt
My fuckin fios on demand isn't working Tuesday, August 04, 2009 11:14:14 PMtxt
Who the fuck changed my mom's phonebook contact to "hot ass." Nice one marc Monday, August 03, 2009 11:05:05 PMtxt
My fucking laptop struggles with unreal graphics at 16bit 640x480. What a piece of shit Sunday, August 02, 2009 11:50:12 AMtxt
What the FUCK with these yankees Saturday, August 01, 2009 4:56:24 PMtxt
Hell yeah. Smokin ass teachers! Thursday, July 30, 2009 10:22:23 AMtxt
Google is not answering my texts Thursday, July 30, 2009 1:46:42 AMtxt
Ugh. Fuckin jungle out here with this humidity Wednesday, July 29, 2009 12:32:41 PMtxt
That stupid fucking black eyed peas song is stuck in my head and offer to die. I only heard it like once and It's awful Wednesday, July 29, 2009 12:30:21 PMtxt
Butch just sacred the shit out of me by sneaking up on me in a dark hall Wednesday, July 29, 2009 9:03:12 AMtxt
Gross. That water fountain tasted like alone. I just drank iron. Ew. Monday, July 27, 2009 9:26:27 AMtxt
Cool. I put my backpack in a puddle of coffee Sunday, July 26, 2009 3:37:43 PMtxt
@lilymnorton is sitting on my right watching me tweet Saturday, July 25, 2009 10:53:57 PMtxt
Twin city grill amber is delicious. You can't get a bad beer in this city Saturday, July 25, 2009 9:38:59 PMtxt
On my way to mall of america in bloomingon Mn Saturday, July 25, 2009 7:41:24 PMtxt
Discomfort level = high Saturday, July 25, 2009 1:14:57 AMtxt
Downtown min is hoppin. nice cool non humid air and nom local beers. Woot Saturday, July 25, 2009 12:26:15 AMtxt
Nice ass in those pink shorts. Also Tc gets a free vod sprite on me, but he's being a nance. Saturday, July 25, 2009 12:09:48 AMtxt
mn twins Friday, July 24, 2009 11:44:29 PMtxt
Summit seasonal (Scandia) wheat beer is only available in the midwest and it's delicious Friday, July 24, 2009 11:13:59 PMtxt
It shouldn't be this hot in minnesota. Friday, July 24, 2009 1:43:21 PMtxt
Tom's got some bromance for ron johnson Friday, July 24, 2009 11:39:53 AMtxt
Shutting down all communications at 8. Should be back by 11:30 EST Thursday, July 23, 2009 7:58:55 PMtxt
Yes just my luck. Sandwiched between two dudes on this plane... Thursday, July 23, 2009 7:33:52 PMtxt
Couldn't help but notice the amount of smokeshows in this terminal. Thursday, July 23, 2009 4:49:28 PMtxt
Huge robot mosquito didn't die. I smacked it with a roll of paper towels and it wasn't even stunned. Thursday, July 23, 2009 9:59:25 AMtxt
Finally saw our legit seats. Wednesday, July 22, 2009 1:00:10 PMtxt
From HP and Creative Labs: the InkBlaster! Monday, July 20, 2009 2:10:43 PMtxt
White castle in Queens. Nom! they made the crave case boxes cheap though. Oh well Sunday, July 19, 2009 8:41:52 PMtxt
Welcome to long island. Now enjoy our traffic (you guys can keep it) Sunday, July 19, 2009 6:55:41 PMtxt
Unsmooth moment. What the f did i just do Saturday, July 18, 2009 9:43:27 AMtxt
Jesus! An outlet in this fuckin shithole just blew up in my face Thursday, July 16, 2009 11:47:57 AMtxt
Today sucks ass Thursday, July 16, 2009 9:31:14 AMtxt