515 tweets posted from txt
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| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| I love how i look at my hands and arms and am cut up all over, but i don't remember getting cut | Wednesday, July 15, 2009 9:11:14 AM | txt |
| i just got rejected from a number i didn't ask for. | Wednesday, July 15, 2009 2:59:21 AM | txt |
| Once again, please explain to me why the heat is on in this building | Monday, July 13, 2009 2:54:51 PM | txt |
| Green day on a classic rock station? Serious? I'm not that old, am I? | Sunday, July 12, 2009 9:59:18 AM | txt |
| I don't appreciate cleaning BR's spittle off his monitor | Tuesday, July 07, 2009 11:37:03 AM | txt |
| Sedgewin? | Monday, July 06, 2009 11:57:34 PM | txt |
| These are diesel sharpies | Monday, July 06, 2009 3:07:20 PM | txt |
| I can't decide whether or not Centrone's assistant is hot. | Monday, July 06, 2009 11:59:43 AM | txt |
| They make me take all the empty new computer boxes to the dumpster. Why the fuck do we pay custodians? | Monday, July 06, 2009 11:19:08 AM | txt |
| My grandparents are now arguing over who paid for dates over 61 years ago. Lol | Sunday, July 05, 2009 8:42:57 PM | txt |
| My laptop is now useless because the clock speed refuses to in above 700MHZ. FML | Sunday, July 05, 2009 1:20:16 PM | txt |
| Hip hip Jorge! | Saturday, July 04, 2009 5:21:46 PM | txt |
| K please. No bjs on the train in front of me unless you want me to puke my beer on you. Thx | Thursday, July 02, 2009 11:29:50 PM | txt |
| the yankees haven't won one regular season game while I've been in their new shithole. 0-3 this season. FML | Thursday, July 02, 2009 11:12:40 PM | txt |
| Is this fuckin serious? Some hammered slut fuck instantly became obsessed with some dude that just plopped down next to her on the train. | Thursday, July 02, 2009 11:05:32 PM | txt |
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