515 tweets posted from txt
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| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| I should win a fuckin prize for this shit. | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 4:47:11 PM | txt |
| can i go home now? | Tuesday, November 24, 2009 10:02:31 AM | txt |
| 9;30 class! woooooo | Tuesday, November 24, 2009 9:26:15 AM | txt |
| leave it up to me to let that go to shit. as usual.... no surprise. its fine | Tuesday, November 24, 2009 4:19:18 AM | txt |
| i make this promise now. senior week. 2 kegs on campus at one time. i will put them in my name n dont care theyre banned | Tuesday, November 24, 2009 1:17:51 AM | txt |
| some fat ugly ***c told me i was disgusting. thats absolutely false. haha im better than you | Tuesday, November 24, 2009 1:13:04 AM | txt |
| i'm telling you... the world is out to get me. but I'll get it back 4 times worse :P | Monday, November 23, 2009 6:11:16 PM | txt |
| 96% chance I'm gonna get the swine | Sunday, November 22, 2009 2:12:26 PM | txt |
| just saw a meteor bisect orion! win for me | Saturday, November 21, 2009 11:11:16 PM | txt |
| me and @tomwcleary singing Lightning Crashes at the top of our lungs... Priceless | Saturday, November 21, 2009 9:54:20 PM | txt |
| Amazing. first time in a while i woke up refreshed and without an alarm on a saturday MORNING | Saturday, November 21, 2009 11:39:40 AM | txt |
| what the f. its like 63 in november. so f'in hot | Friday, November 20, 2009 10:57:19 AM | txt |
| im gonna get the swine. guaranteed. | Friday, November 20, 2009 9:58:44 AM | txt |
| I wish all my classes were like that... Fascinating | Thursday, November 19, 2009 4:42:40 PM | txt |
| I have no business "teaching" this stupid fucking FYE class. waste of my fuckin time. | Thursday, November 19, 2009 10:46:53 AM | txt |
| churning out sql queries like it's my job | Thursday, November 19, 2009 10:15:25 AM | txt |
| connecting the dots | Tuesday, November 17, 2009 11:24:55 PM | txt |
| theres a car parked on my chest. get it off. | Tuesday, November 17, 2009 4:38:10 AM | txt |
| thanks clouds... fuck my life | Tuesday, November 17, 2009 3:54:25 AM | txt |
| im giving these fucking clouds 2 fucking hours top get their asses out of the southeastern skies or there will be problems | Tuesday, November 17, 2009 2:29:13 AM | txt |
| love southport brewery. why am i here on monday.... | Monday, November 16, 2009 10:11:45 PM | txt |
| NOT pleased right now | Monday, November 16, 2009 1:17:59 AM | txt |
| fail. as usual. | Sunday, November 15, 2009 1:58:05 AM | txt |
| a joke.... my life is that | Sunday, November 15, 2009 1:46:29 AM | txt |
| fuckin oven in this house. and f'in unwanted visitors came by. jeez | Saturday, November 14, 2009 8:56:58 PM | txt |
| christ too bad i cant toucht that | Saturday, November 14, 2009 12:11:27 AM | txt |
| just woke up n thought i slept through class | Friday, November 13, 2009 4:34:18 PM | txt |
| drank a lot before this mtg. gt piss like a race horse | Friday, November 13, 2009 3:44:21 PM | txt |
| hey cutie | Friday, November 13, 2009 3:22:55 PM | txt |
| my life is such a joke... | Friday, November 13, 2009 3:02:51 PM | txt |
| So somwrhing I noticed during this recession: Christmas season started 11/1 usually it starts right before/ around thanksgiving. jeeeeez | Friday, November 13, 2009 9:12:48 AM | txt |
| i love staying at the swamp because it's always chilly (unlike my townhouse where i sweat balls because the heat gets pumped to 75) | Friday, November 13, 2009 1:38:43 AM | txt |
| "bjs and weenies are the best weekend ever" | Thursday, November 12, 2009 9:28:01 PM | txt |
| Shut the fuck up in the lower level. that excess noise is so unnecessary | Thursday, November 12, 2009 2:57:19 PM | txt |
| <3 Winston Tellis. He's my homeboy. | Wednesday, November 11, 2009 8:17:17 AM | txt |
| having a little issuu: can't get it up.... (aka we cannot upload the emirror to issuu.com) | Wednesday, November 11, 2009 2:53:22 AM | txt |
| im walkin to fucking dsb and im not leaving until the give my my FUCKING PIN NUMBER | Tuesday, November 10, 2009 6:06:59 PM | txt |
| Women's soccer practicing on the tennis court? I'll never understand Fairfield athletics. We're awesome at sports here. not | Tuesday, November 10, 2009 1:24:28 PM | txt |
| very grey out today. Stereotypical winter day, except it's like 65 out. but if it were cold, it would be legit | Tuesday, November 10, 2009 11:13:21 AM | txt |
| This would be a sizzz day for biking. Can I go to the path? kthx | Monday, November 09, 2009 1:46:39 PM | txt |
| Requesting colder weather. It's November, not May.. the fuck | Monday, November 09, 2009 9:26:51 AM | txt |
| Christ. the fucking fire alarm went off in the library during my group project. cocksucker | Sunday, November 08, 2009 7:15:42 PM | txt |
| Here you stand before us all and say its over. It's over | Saturday, November 07, 2009 11:48:19 PM | txt |
| "Fuck you Jon, you're my boy" | Saturday, November 07, 2009 11:47:01 AM | txt |
| It's 10AM. Let's kill this keg | Saturday, November 07, 2009 9:49:38 AM | txt |
| this class. i'm dying..... | Friday, November 06, 2009 10:37:07 AM | txt |
| Just walked outside. you think this is cold? Jeez. Its nice | Wednesday, November 04, 2009 6:43:51 PM | txt |
| Connecticut drivers are fucking awful to the max. Such morons. Learn to drive. | Tuesday, November 03, 2009 4:28:59 PM | txt |
| can LG make their fucking screens a little more scratch resistant... Like so that your pocket doesn't scratch it? | Tuesday, November 03, 2009 1:29:25 PM | txt |
| well that exam was miserable... cant wait until next semester when my classes get easy | Tuesday, November 03, 2009 10:12:58 AM | txt |
| Christmas commercials already? Thanks WalMart... | Monday, November 02, 2009 8:11:47 PM | txt |
| byfar the most painful class i sat through in 2 years | Monday, November 02, 2009 10:31:56 AM | txt |
| at least my fam makes me happy...but idk how much that will last | Sunday, November 01, 2009 1:12:46 AM | txt |
| dayummmmm | Saturday, October 31, 2009 11:43:59 PM | txt |
| pounded some felix felicis (Harry Potter anyone?) Luck's on my side tonight bitches. Happy Halloween bitches. | Saturday, October 31, 2009 9:46:16 PM | txt |
| attempting to play KF with a laptop touchpad | Saturday, October 31, 2009 4:36:57 PM | txt |
| the f son | Saturday, October 31, 2009 1:50:10 AM | txt |
| Rio: you're trying to ping a square packet through a circular port" | Saturday, October 31, 2009 1:24:20 AM | txt |
| Level 5 commando bitchesssssss | Friday, October 30, 2009 9:37:03 PM | txt |
| parties tonight but i'm not leaving until my commando is level 5 bitchessss | Friday, October 30, 2009 9:04:31 PM | txt |
| to do: rehydrate, clean room, kill zombies | Friday, October 30, 2009 10:51:41 AM | txt |
| that hat the ground you fucking cunt | Thursday, October 29, 2009 10:44:35 PM | txt |
| Fuck. I just got SoCo in my eye | Thursday, October 29, 2009 10:07:59 PM | txt |
| Nick swisher. you used to be my boy but you're re god damn diculously usless this postseason. automatic out | Wednesday, October 28, 2009 10:57:27 PM | txt |
| this game is fucked | Wednesday, October 28, 2009 10:37:30 PM | txt |
| "Wait, so he drank my rum and bought you dinner to compensate?" | Wednesday, October 28, 2009 1:28:22 AM | txt |
| Internet outage! (Very normal over here at CNS) | Tuesday, October 27, 2009 3:30:42 PM | txt |
| thats right bitches. turn on every god damn light in my face at 6am | Tuesday, October 27, 2009 6:50:12 AM | txt |
| the only direction we go is down... | Monday, October 26, 2009 6:45:22 PM | txt |
| the heat is always on fuckin 95 degrees in here... | Monday, October 26, 2009 2:42:59 PM | txt |
| ...straight back to bed | Monday, October 26, 2009 10:34:54 AM | txt |
| goo goo calendar? googometer? | Sunday, October 25, 2009 9:05:03 PM | txt |
| okay. fucking ubuntu is crashing on me. this computer is probably donezo | Sunday, October 25, 2009 12:05:11 PM | txt |
| THIS IS NOT THE RIGHT TIMING FOR MY HARDDRIVE TO CRASH | Sunday, October 25, 2009 3:45:03 AM | txt |
| kc vd 100 | Sunday, October 25, 2009 1:01:00 AM | txt |
| oh sweet. our house has a hole in the wall. at least it wasn't me this year | Saturday, October 24, 2009 11:37:07 AM | txt |
| i apologize for being mad pissed. Just killed mad zombies with JMunz and my life is that much better | Saturday, October 24, 2009 5:43:39 AM | txt |
| well. bottle is smashed as promised. | Saturday, October 24, 2009 2:54:51 AM | txt |
| nice ass. fuckin christ | Saturday, October 24, 2009 2:21:07 AM | txt |
| gomna smash a bottle in the st if i dont get what i want. swear to god | Saturday, October 24, 2009 1:15:46 AM | txt |
| well thats the end of that.. maybe | Saturday, October 24, 2009 12:23:53 AM | txt |
| fuuuuuuuuuuuck. | Saturday, October 24, 2009 12:21:32 AM | txt |
| "It's your decision" - lets see if this works or not. I went against what I usually do, gotta switch it up since my other shit never worked | Friday, October 23, 2009 6:42:47 PM | txt |
| class, then laundry / cleaning my complete shithole house. then its the weekend bitches | Friday, October 23, 2009 9:31:24 AM | txt |
| my fucking laptop is useless when playing kf | Friday, October 23, 2009 1:08:54 AM | txt |
| Shake it off and take it back to NY. (besides the fact Girardi is a dumbass and Swish is useless this postseason) | Thursday, October 22, 2009 11:38:26 PM | txt |
| don't touch me James. I dispise walking around the BCC with your hand on my shoulder. It creeps me the fuck out | Thursday, October 22, 2009 3:17:38 PM | txt |
| is it spring? | Thursday, October 22, 2009 12:24:59 PM | txt |
| Bannow smells like vomit. Gross | Thursday, October 22, 2009 9:22:28 AM | txt |
| poor Joe and the Dodgers =( | Wednesday, October 21, 2009 11:38:41 PM | txt |
| bullshit meetings..... | Wednesday, October 21, 2009 5:59:16 PM | txt |
| this weather's too warm for fall. I'l take it though | Wednesday, October 21, 2009 5:02:34 PM | txt |
| black cat number 3. f my l | Wednesday, October 21, 2009 3:58:09 AM | txt |
| what the FUCK is with the black cat twice | Wednesday, October 21, 2009 3:54:29 AM | txt |
| I really really need to work on my shit. | Wednesday, October 21, 2009 2:34:03 AM | txt |
| FIX OUR MOTHER FUCKIN GOD DAMN INTERNET YOU CUNT ASS NETWORK PEOPLE | Monday, October 19, 2009 11:16:02 PM | txt |
| yankees lose and our cocksucking internet goes down. i'm going the fuck to bed. who's with me? | Monday, October 19, 2009 9:11:03 PM | txt |
| corey dennis: "last time i saw a-rod with a 3-1 count, it was gone" next pitch: HR! yeah yanks! | Monday, October 19, 2009 5:20:42 PM | txt |
| Heads are about to roll. I am about to tell a specific employee off for her incompetence at following my simple email instructions | Monday, October 19, 2009 1:43:53 PM | txt |
| what? a woman who actually walks faster than me? Can't say I've seen that before. No one usually passes me when I'm walking to class | Monday, October 19, 2009 10:50:56 AM | txt |