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I should win a fuckin prize for this shit. Wednesday, November 25, 2009 4:47:11 PMtxt
can i go home now? Tuesday, November 24, 2009 10:02:31 AMtxt
9;30 class! woooooo Tuesday, November 24, 2009 9:26:15 AMtxt
leave it up to me to let that go to shit. as usual.... no surprise. its fine Tuesday, November 24, 2009 4:19:18 AMtxt
i make this promise now. senior week. 2 kegs on campus at one time. i will put them in my name n dont care theyre banned Tuesday, November 24, 2009 1:17:51 AMtxt
some fat ugly ***c told me i was disgusting. thats absolutely false. haha im better than you Tuesday, November 24, 2009 1:13:04 AMtxt
i'm telling you... the world is out to get me. but I'll get it back 4 times worse :P Monday, November 23, 2009 6:11:16 PMtxt
96% chance I'm gonna get the swine Sunday, November 22, 2009 2:12:26 PMtxt
just saw a meteor bisect orion! win for me Saturday, November 21, 2009 11:11:16 PMtxt
me and @tomwcleary singing Lightning Crashes at the top of our lungs... Priceless Saturday, November 21, 2009 9:54:20 PMtxt
Amazing. first time in a while i woke up refreshed and without an alarm on a saturday MORNING Saturday, November 21, 2009 11:39:40 AMtxt
what the f. its like 63 in november. so f'in hot Friday, November 20, 2009 10:57:19 AMtxt
im gonna get the swine. guaranteed. Friday, November 20, 2009 9:58:44 AMtxt
I wish all my classes were like that... Fascinating Thursday, November 19, 2009 4:42:40 PMtxt
I have no business "teaching" this stupid fucking FYE class. waste of my fuckin time. Thursday, November 19, 2009 10:46:53 AMtxt
churning out sql queries like it's my job Thursday, November 19, 2009 10:15:25 AMtxt
connecting the dots Tuesday, November 17, 2009 11:24:55 PMtxt
theres a car parked on my chest. get it off. Tuesday, November 17, 2009 4:38:10 AMtxt
thanks clouds... fuck my life Tuesday, November 17, 2009 3:54:25 AMtxt
im giving these fucking clouds 2 fucking hours top get their asses out of the southeastern skies or there will be problems Tuesday, November 17, 2009 2:29:13 AMtxt
love southport brewery. why am i here on monday.... Monday, November 16, 2009 10:11:45 PMtxt
NOT pleased right now Monday, November 16, 2009 1:17:59 AMtxt
fail. as usual. Sunday, November 15, 2009 1:58:05 AMtxt
a joke.... my life is that Sunday, November 15, 2009 1:46:29 AMtxt
fuckin oven in this house. and f'in unwanted visitors came by. jeez Saturday, November 14, 2009 8:56:58 PMtxt
christ too bad i cant toucht that Saturday, November 14, 2009 12:11:27 AMtxt
just woke up n thought i slept through class Friday, November 13, 2009 4:34:18 PMtxt
drank a lot before this mtg. gt piss like a race horse Friday, November 13, 2009 3:44:21 PMtxt
hey cutie Friday, November 13, 2009 3:22:55 PMtxt
my life is such a joke... Friday, November 13, 2009 3:02:51 PMtxt
So somwrhing I noticed during this recession: Christmas season started 11/1 usually it starts right before/ around thanksgiving. jeeeeez Friday, November 13, 2009 9:12:48 AMtxt
i love staying at the swamp because it's always chilly (unlike my townhouse where i sweat balls because the heat gets pumped to 75) Friday, November 13, 2009 1:38:43 AMtxt
"bjs and weenies are the best weekend ever" Thursday, November 12, 2009 9:28:01 PMtxt
Shut the fuck up in the lower level. that excess noise is so unnecessary Thursday, November 12, 2009 2:57:19 PMtxt
<3 Winston Tellis. He's my homeboy. Wednesday, November 11, 2009 8:17:17 AMtxt
having a little issuu: can't get it up.... (aka we cannot upload the emirror to issuu.com) Wednesday, November 11, 2009 2:53:22 AMtxt
im walkin to fucking dsb and im not leaving until the give my my FUCKING PIN NUMBER Tuesday, November 10, 2009 6:06:59 PMtxt
Women's soccer practicing on the tennis court? I'll never understand Fairfield athletics. We're awesome at sports here. not Tuesday, November 10, 2009 1:24:28 PMtxt
very grey out today. Stereotypical winter day, except it's like 65 out. but if it were cold, it would be legit Tuesday, November 10, 2009 11:13:21 AMtxt
This would be a sizzz day for biking. Can I go to the path? kthx Monday, November 09, 2009 1:46:39 PMtxt
Requesting colder weather. It's November, not May.. the fuck Monday, November 09, 2009 9:26:51 AMtxt
Christ. the fucking fire alarm went off in the library during my group project. cocksucker Sunday, November 08, 2009 7:15:42 PMtxt
Here you stand before us all and say its over. It's over Saturday, November 07, 2009 11:48:19 PMtxt
"Fuck you Jon, you're my boy" Saturday, November 07, 2009 11:47:01 AMtxt
It's 10AM. Let's kill this keg Saturday, November 07, 2009 9:49:38 AMtxt
this class. i'm dying..... Friday, November 06, 2009 10:37:07 AMtxt
Just walked outside. you think this is cold? Jeez. Its nice Wednesday, November 04, 2009 6:43:51 PMtxt
Connecticut drivers are fucking awful to the max. Such morons. Learn to drive. Tuesday, November 03, 2009 4:28:59 PMtxt
can LG make their fucking screens a little more scratch resistant... Like so that your pocket doesn't scratch it? Tuesday, November 03, 2009 1:29:25 PMtxt
well that exam was miserable... cant wait until next semester when my classes get easy Tuesday, November 03, 2009 10:12:58 AMtxt
Christmas commercials already? Thanks WalMart... Monday, November 02, 2009 8:11:47 PMtxt
byfar the most painful class i sat through in 2 years Monday, November 02, 2009 10:31:56 AMtxt
at least my fam makes me happy...but idk how much that will last Sunday, November 01, 2009 1:12:46 AMtxt
dayummmmm Saturday, October 31, 2009 11:43:59 PMtxt
pounded some felix felicis (Harry Potter anyone?) Luck's on my side tonight bitches. Happy Halloween bitches. Saturday, October 31, 2009 9:46:16 PMtxt
attempting to play KF with a laptop touchpad Saturday, October 31, 2009 4:36:57 PMtxt
the f son Saturday, October 31, 2009 1:50:10 AMtxt
Rio: you're trying to ping a square packet through a circular port" Saturday, October 31, 2009 1:24:20 AMtxt
Level 5 commando bitchesssssss Friday, October 30, 2009 9:37:03 PMtxt
parties tonight but i'm not leaving until my commando is level 5 bitchessss Friday, October 30, 2009 9:04:31 PMtxt
to do: rehydrate, clean room, kill zombies Friday, October 30, 2009 10:51:41 AMtxt
that hat the ground you fucking cunt Thursday, October 29, 2009 10:44:35 PMtxt
Fuck. I just got SoCo in my eye Thursday, October 29, 2009 10:07:59 PMtxt
Nick swisher. you used to be my boy but you're re god damn diculously usless this postseason. automatic out Wednesday, October 28, 2009 10:57:27 PMtxt
this game is fucked Wednesday, October 28, 2009 10:37:30 PMtxt
"Wait, so he drank my rum and bought you dinner to compensate?" Wednesday, October 28, 2009 1:28:22 AMtxt
Internet outage! (Very normal over here at CNS) Tuesday, October 27, 2009 3:30:42 PMtxt
thats right bitches. turn on every god damn light in my face at 6am Tuesday, October 27, 2009 6:50:12 AMtxt
the only direction we go is down... Monday, October 26, 2009 6:45:22 PMtxt
the heat is always on fuckin 95 degrees in here... Monday, October 26, 2009 2:42:59 PMtxt
...straight back to bed Monday, October 26, 2009 10:34:54 AMtxt
goo goo calendar? googometer? Sunday, October 25, 2009 9:05:03 PMtxt
okay. fucking ubuntu is crashing on me. this computer is probably donezo Sunday, October 25, 2009 12:05:11 PMtxt
THIS IS NOT THE RIGHT TIMING FOR MY HARDDRIVE TO CRASH Sunday, October 25, 2009 3:45:03 AMtxt
kc vd 100 Sunday, October 25, 2009 1:01:00 AMtxt
oh sweet. our house has a hole in the wall. at least it wasn't me this year Saturday, October 24, 2009 11:37:07 AMtxt
i apologize for being mad pissed. Just killed mad zombies with JMunz and my life is that much better Saturday, October 24, 2009 5:43:39 AMtxt
well. bottle is smashed as promised. Saturday, October 24, 2009 2:54:51 AMtxt
nice ass. fuckin christ Saturday, October 24, 2009 2:21:07 AMtxt
gomna smash a bottle in the st if i dont get what i want. swear to god Saturday, October 24, 2009 1:15:46 AMtxt
well thats the end of that.. maybe Saturday, October 24, 2009 12:23:53 AMtxt
fuuuuuuuuuuuck. Saturday, October 24, 2009 12:21:32 AMtxt
"It's your decision" - lets see if this works or not. I went against what I usually do, gotta switch it up since my other shit never worked Friday, October 23, 2009 6:42:47 PMtxt
class, then laundry / cleaning my complete shithole house. then its the weekend bitches Friday, October 23, 2009 9:31:24 AMtxt
my fucking laptop is useless when playing kf Friday, October 23, 2009 1:08:54 AMtxt
Shake it off and take it back to NY. (besides the fact Girardi is a dumbass and Swish is useless this postseason) Thursday, October 22, 2009 11:38:26 PMtxt
don't touch me James. I dispise walking around the BCC with your hand on my shoulder. It creeps me the fuck out Thursday, October 22, 2009 3:17:38 PMtxt
is it spring? Thursday, October 22, 2009 12:24:59 PMtxt
Bannow smells like vomit. Gross Thursday, October 22, 2009 9:22:28 AMtxt
poor Joe and the Dodgers =( Wednesday, October 21, 2009 11:38:41 PMtxt
bullshit meetings..... Wednesday, October 21, 2009 5:59:16 PMtxt
this weather's too warm for fall. I'l take it though Wednesday, October 21, 2009 5:02:34 PMtxt
black cat number 3. f my l Wednesday, October 21, 2009 3:58:09 AMtxt
what the FUCK is with the black cat twice Wednesday, October 21, 2009 3:54:29 AMtxt
I really really need to work on my shit. Wednesday, October 21, 2009 2:34:03 AMtxt
FIX OUR MOTHER FUCKIN GOD DAMN INTERNET YOU CUNT ASS NETWORK PEOPLE Monday, October 19, 2009 11:16:02 PMtxt
yankees lose and our cocksucking internet goes down. i'm going the fuck to bed. who's with me? Monday, October 19, 2009 9:11:03 PMtxt
corey dennis: "last time i saw a-rod with a 3-1 count, it was gone" next pitch: HR! yeah yanks! Monday, October 19, 2009 5:20:42 PMtxt
Heads are about to roll. I am about to tell a specific employee off for her incompetence at following my simple email instructions Monday, October 19, 2009 1:43:53 PMtxt
what? a woman who actually walks faster than me? Can't say I've seen that before. No one usually passes me when I'm walking to class Monday, October 19, 2009 10:50:56 AMtxt