515 tweets posted from txt
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| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| Jesus | Sunday, October 18, 2009 12:58:32 PM | txt |
| ypu know... i dont care how muck of a joke my life is . the yankees won | Sunday, October 18, 2009 1:58:33 AM | txt |
| yeah jeets! | Saturday, October 17, 2009 8:52:32 PM | txt |
| @tomwcleary is getting some tonight. He's all decked out in his green. | Saturday, October 17, 2009 8:19:50 PM | txt |
| the expert says its iffy. i say its a good shot. we'll see. | Saturday, October 17, 2009 5:58:17 PM | txt |
| i love germans | Saturday, October 17, 2009 2:46:44 PM | txt |
| it's friday night at 11:12 and Lessard is doing finance homework. hwhat? | Friday, October 16, 2009 11:14:03 PM | txt |
| a fuckin cable modem just fell on my head | Friday, October 16, 2009 7:02:05 PM | txt |
| jesus christ with this meeting already | Friday, October 16, 2009 4:31:23 PM | txt |
| okay. so apparently i'm proficient in extracting DNA from plant tissue | Friday, October 16, 2009 11:15:52 AM | txt |
| time for bio lab..... joy | Friday, October 16, 2009 9:28:01 AM | txt |
| "I'm pumped for tomorrow. It's like Christmas morning tomorrow" -Keith on the Yankees and ALCS | Friday, October 16, 2009 9:16:38 AM | txt |
| f off phillies. dodgers please. but f that above all go yanks | Friday, October 16, 2009 12:16:05 AM | txt |
| it's snowing!!!!! | Thursday, October 15, 2009 7:05:16 PM | txt |
| can we get another shithead over here making sandwiches? this line is as long as dick | Thursday, October 15, 2009 1:53:02 PM | txt |
| too vulgar? | Thursday, October 15, 2009 1:47:56 PM | txt |
| I just pissed and shit all over that presentation. total ownage. i got that ass | Thursday, October 15, 2009 1:42:12 PM | txt |
| dammmmmmmmmn x2 | Thursday, October 15, 2009 12:23:01 PM | txt |
| and an ice cold rain begins to fall very crisp | Thursday, October 15, 2009 10:42:26 AM | txt |
| I excuse myself, I'm used to my little cell | Wednesday, October 14, 2009 11:16:47 PM | txt |
| how come every time i go take a piss in the bcc, some random mother fucker also goes in. jeez, it makes me look like I follow people | Wednesday, October 14, 2009 7:55:35 PM | txt |
| who the fuck puked by the dsb pond entrance? It reeks. | Tuesday, October 13, 2009 12:27:36 PM | txt |
| where the fuck is my phone charger? | Monday, October 12, 2009 4:51:06 PM | txt |
| over 24 hours of no internet doesn't work well for me | Sunday, October 11, 2009 6:37:17 PM | txt |
| cablevision sux | Thursday, October 08, 2009 11:42:34 PM | txt |
| power hour and alds. fuck yeah | Thursday, October 08, 2009 10:03:31 PM | txt |
| today is sleep past your morning class day. At least I wasn't the only one. | Thursday, October 08, 2009 2:14:31 PM | txt |
| taking on way too much fucking bullshit this semester | Thursday, October 08, 2009 10:54:56 AM | txt |
| I counted 33 between the BCC and DSB. Swish's number. This points to good signs | Thursday, October 08, 2009 3:13:26 AM | txt |
| so i heard some stories about me last weekend... | Wednesday, October 07, 2009 6:34:00 PM | txt |
| wow. I don't understand jack shit in my database theory class. Give me a db and I'm good at it but all this theoretical shit can blow me | Wednesday, October 07, 2009 1:04:02 AM | txt |
| just did a 50 in a 20. thats like more that double! I love fake speed limits that don't mean anything on straight roads | Tuesday, October 06, 2009 12:55:48 PM | txt |
| its nice that i learned where people stalk me on certain days and i go out of my way to avoid those areas | Tuesday, October 06, 2009 10:56:04 AM | txt |
| i need a pitcher of beer... in my stomach. in honor of the web migration | Monday, October 05, 2009 8:49:29 PM | txt |
| heading back to my house to see why my server is down... | Monday, October 05, 2009 5:40:38 PM | txt |
| Darryl shut your fucking trap and stop humming | Monday, October 05, 2009 9:06:31 AM | txt |
| waste of my fucking time | Sunday, October 04, 2009 7:56:44 PM | txt |
| so someone should explain to me how i ended up on the couch | Saturday, October 03, 2009 8:49:20 AM | txt |
| alrighty then..... | Saturday, October 03, 2009 8:29:12 AM | txt |
| you find me sittin by myself no excuses that i know | Saturday, October 03, 2009 1:35:11 AM | txt |
| i feel all alone gonna end up a big old pile of them bones | Saturday, October 03, 2009 1:28:43 AM | txt |
| christ. all i have to say | Saturday, October 03, 2009 1:22:51 AM | txt |
| walking on the quad. this is fucking weird. | Friday, October 02, 2009 7:53:27 PM | txt |
| Southport's blueberry beer is back in season and on tap! yummy | Friday, October 02, 2009 5:37:58 PM | txt |
| It's fucked up that I feel hungover as shit, but didnt drink a sip in a week. Stupid sinus headache. | Friday, October 02, 2009 9:29:33 AM | txt |
| i have legit things to do today. this class is an epic waste of my time | Friday, October 02, 2009 9:24:31 AM | txt |
| 1am laundry then startin a paper.yay | Friday, October 02, 2009 12:48:34 AM | txt |
| Darryl J is in a political debate with my housemate. Jeez | Thursday, October 01, 2009 11:31:25 PM | txt |
| watching a video on China in my mgmt class. There's a British dude with a sick accent that reminds me of my KF character | Thursday, October 01, 2009 1:14:11 PM | txt |
| Little chilly today. I like | Thursday, October 01, 2009 12:24:53 PM | txt |
| THIS PLACE SUCKS. I WANT FUCKING OFF CAMPUS NOW. tv outage, internet outage. what the fuck am i paying them for?! i have god damn work t ... | Thursday, October 01, 2009 7:38:10 AM | txt |
| cool. campus internet outage. Fuckers... | Thursday, October 01, 2009 1:07:52 AM | txt |
| cool. fuckin gmail is down on this campus. #googlefail | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 2:00:04 PM | txt |
| stop bullshitting and make me a salad clown | Monday, September 28, 2009 11:52:28 AM | txt |
| hey sweetie | Monday, September 28, 2009 11:44:10 AM | txt |
| finally back in my own bed... | Monday, September 28, 2009 3:43:55 AM | txt |
| my life blows | Sunday, September 27, 2009 10:42:45 PM | txt |
| cool start pouring on me as i need to walk home, you god damn bitch | Sunday, September 27, 2009 8:54:42 PM | txt |
| I'm not eating lobster from the grape at 3:30am - Keith | Saturday, September 26, 2009 3:36:28 AM | txt |
| total shitshow at the swamp lol. i'M 100% sober | Saturday, September 26, 2009 2:09:50 AM | txt |
| just took some great pix of bitches eatin bananas lol | Friday, September 25, 2009 11:49:20 PM | txt |
| There is a nasty ass girl in my house right now | Friday, September 25, 2009 9:37:03 PM | txt |
| Keith: "No homo, I like this song. But only after I've been drinking" | Friday, September 25, 2009 6:57:33 PM | txt |
| Oops.... | Friday, September 25, 2009 9:40:26 AM | txt |
| have you ever seen this guy before in your life? FUCK ME. | Friday, September 25, 2009 2:00:28 AM | txt |
| lets go | Friday, September 25, 2009 1:44:46 AM | txt |
| this is bullshit | Friday, September 25, 2009 1:31:58 AM | txt |
| I've had it up to here with these hot as ballsack DSB classrooms. | Thursday, September 24, 2009 3:30:24 PM | txt |
| nice ass | Wednesday, September 23, 2009 5:56:15 PM | txt |
| Some meetings I get roped into are a waste of my fucking time. That's the biggest sin - wasting another's time | Wednesday, September 23, 2009 5:53:18 PM | txt |
| I'm pretty sure stuffed shells are not supposed to leak water... | Wednesday, September 23, 2009 5:30:43 PM | txt |
| yeah. i'm awful sometimes. i should work on my shit (aka being better at bullshiting things) | Wednesday, September 23, 2009 3:37:18 PM | txt |
| This useless-ass class is a waste of my time... | Tuesday, September 22, 2009 9:21:16 AM | txt |
| Here we go. Better be amazing! | Monday, September 21, 2009 1:43:36 AM | txt |
| I'm afraid to say I failed right now because the weekend is over. But I think I did fail. fml ima drink more until it doesnt matter anym ... | Sunday, September 20, 2009 1:34:41 AM | txt |
| Simmoms: "Joe just because you call no homo doesn'nt mean you can piss right near tom" | Sunday, September 20, 2009 12:51:40 AM | txt |
| beach, a decent band, red bull, beer & 70 degrees. what more could you ask for? | Saturday, September 19, 2009 5:48:26 PM | txt |
| mets choke as usual. sweet times though | Friday, September 18, 2009 10:03:18 PM | txt |
| FAIL | Wednesday, September 16, 2009 7:30:09 PM | txt |
| yes, i do walk into buidings when the fire alarm is going off | Wednesday, September 16, 2009 5:13:56 PM | txt |
| turbo 1 was painless. Mainiero's really a good professor. | Wednesday, September 16, 2009 1:05:45 PM | txt |
| I have 101 things to do and class from 11-4:30 just wastes my fucking time | Wednesday, September 16, 2009 10:46:48 AM | txt |
| They really don't pay me enough for this lol | Wednesday, September 16, 2009 2:06:34 AM | txt |
| Rockin' the purp shirt... | Monday, September 14, 2009 5:38:42 PM | txt |
| football time boys! Go GMen | Sunday, September 13, 2009 4:04:08 PM | txt |
| cool.dudes. im just giving the fuck up right now. fuck all this | Saturday, September 12, 2009 2:26:11 AM | txt |
| Jesus fucking christ. no one wants to be on my team. fuck all you hos. | Saturday, September 12, 2009 2:24:03 AM | txt |
| Is it bad of i walked by my old house last year and it still feels like home? | Saturday, September 12, 2009 1:53:01 AM | txt |
| @getaloadathis "sudo get bitches" hell yeah info systems | Saturday, September 12, 2009 12:19:35 AM | txt |
| Darryl: turn the fuckin heat off in your car. it's like 95 in here | Friday, September 11, 2009 8:07:34 PM | txt |
| i was at Mo's 4 times in the past 2 days. Jeez | Friday, September 11, 2009 8:02:13 PM | txt |
| Just got Rickroll'd at Southport. Nice | Friday, September 11, 2009 5:49:34 PM | txt |
| Happy hour at the brewery. I love Fridays | Friday, September 11, 2009 5:21:29 PM | txt |
| 0-3 on the table at the swamp. fuck. | Thursday, September 10, 2009 11:08:23 PM | txt |
| Keith: "You just spewed 'bows all over the table" | Thursday, September 10, 2009 12:24:27 PM | txt |
| I need a beer | Wednesday, September 09, 2009 10:04:00 PM | txt |
| I'm gonna tint these fucking windows to keep two annoying fucks from bothering me in my office when i'm trying to do work. | Wednesday, September 09, 2009 9:09:35 PM | txt |
| @vtotheflo that was Simmons. | Wednesday, September 09, 2009 3:54:54 PM | txt |
| The day of never ending classes begins | Wednesday, September 09, 2009 10:52:26 AM | txt |
| Anyone know where I can get some heavy duty industrial solvents on this campus? I need to dissolve oil based mess | Tuesday, September 08, 2009 1:48:51 PM | txt |