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| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| Christmas commercials already? Thanks WalMart... | Monday, November 02, 2009 8:11:47 PM | txt |
| byfar the most painful class i sat through in 2 years | Monday, November 02, 2009 10:31:56 AM | txt |
| at least my fam makes me happy...but idk how much that will last | Sunday, November 01, 2009 1:12:46 AM | txt |
| dayummmmm | Saturday, October 31, 2009 11:43:59 PM | txt |
| pounded some felix felicis (Harry Potter anyone?) Luck's on my side tonight bitches. Happy Halloween bitches. | Saturday, October 31, 2009 9:46:16 PM | txt |
| attempting to play KF with a laptop touchpad | Saturday, October 31, 2009 4:36:57 PM | txt |
| the f son | Saturday, October 31, 2009 1:50:10 AM | txt |
| Rio: you're trying to ping a square packet through a circular port" | Saturday, October 31, 2009 1:24:20 AM | txt |
| Level 5 commando bitchesssssss | Friday, October 30, 2009 9:37:03 PM | txt |
| parties tonight but i'm not leaving until my commando is level 5 bitchessss | Friday, October 30, 2009 9:04:31 PM | txt |
| to do: rehydrate, clean room, kill zombies | Friday, October 30, 2009 10:51:41 AM | txt |
| that hat the ground you fucking cunt | Thursday, October 29, 2009 10:44:35 PM | txt |
| Fuck. I just got SoCo in my eye | Thursday, October 29, 2009 10:07:59 PM | txt |
| Nick swisher. you used to be my boy but you're re god damn diculously usless this postseason. automatic out | Wednesday, October 28, 2009 10:57:27 PM | txt |
| this game is fucked | Wednesday, October 28, 2009 10:37:30 PM | txt |
| "Wait, so he drank my rum and bought you dinner to compensate?" | Wednesday, October 28, 2009 1:28:22 AM | txt |
| Internet outage! (Very normal over here at CNS) | Tuesday, October 27, 2009 3:30:42 PM | txt |
| thats right bitches. turn on every god damn light in my face at 6am | Tuesday, October 27, 2009 6:50:12 AM | txt |
| the only direction we go is down... | Monday, October 26, 2009 6:45:22 PM | txt |
| the heat is always on fuckin 95 degrees in here... | Monday, October 26, 2009 2:42:59 PM | txt |
| ...straight back to bed | Monday, October 26, 2009 10:34:54 AM | txt |
| goo goo calendar? googometer? | Sunday, October 25, 2009 9:05:03 PM | txt |
| okay. fucking ubuntu is crashing on me. this computer is probably donezo | Sunday, October 25, 2009 12:05:11 PM | txt |
| THIS IS NOT THE RIGHT TIMING FOR MY HARDDRIVE TO CRASH | Sunday, October 25, 2009 3:45:03 AM | txt |
| kc vd 100 | Sunday, October 25, 2009 1:01:00 AM | txt |
| oh sweet. our house has a hole in the wall. at least it wasn't me this year | Saturday, October 24, 2009 11:37:07 AM | txt |
| i apologize for being mad pissed. Just killed mad zombies with JMunz and my life is that much better | Saturday, October 24, 2009 5:43:39 AM | txt |
| well. bottle is smashed as promised. | Saturday, October 24, 2009 2:54:51 AM | txt |
| nice ass. fuckin christ | Saturday, October 24, 2009 2:21:07 AM | txt |
| gomna smash a bottle in the st if i dont get what i want. swear to god | Saturday, October 24, 2009 1:15:46 AM | txt |
| well thats the end of that.. maybe | Saturday, October 24, 2009 12:23:53 AM | txt |
| fuuuuuuuuuuuck. | Saturday, October 24, 2009 12:21:32 AM | txt |
| "It's your decision" - lets see if this works or not. I went against what I usually do, gotta switch it up since my other shit never worked | Friday, October 23, 2009 6:42:47 PM | txt |
| class, then laundry / cleaning my complete shithole house. then its the weekend bitches | Friday, October 23, 2009 9:31:24 AM | txt |
| my fucking laptop is useless when playing kf | Friday, October 23, 2009 1:08:54 AM | txt |
| Shake it off and take it back to NY. (besides the fact Girardi is a dumbass and Swish is useless this postseason) | Thursday, October 22, 2009 11:38:26 PM | txt |
| don't touch me James. I dispise walking around the BCC with your hand on my shoulder. It creeps me the fuck out | Thursday, October 22, 2009 3:17:38 PM | txt |
| is it spring? | Thursday, October 22, 2009 12:24:59 PM | txt |
| Bannow smells like vomit. Gross | Thursday, October 22, 2009 9:22:28 AM | txt |
| poor Joe and the Dodgers =( | Wednesday, October 21, 2009 11:38:41 PM | txt |
| bullshit meetings..... | Wednesday, October 21, 2009 5:59:16 PM | txt |
| this weather's too warm for fall. I'l take it though | Wednesday, October 21, 2009 5:02:34 PM | txt |
| black cat number 3. f my l | Wednesday, October 21, 2009 3:58:09 AM | txt |
| what the FUCK is with the black cat twice | Wednesday, October 21, 2009 3:54:29 AM | txt |
| I really really need to work on my shit. | Wednesday, October 21, 2009 2:34:03 AM | txt |
| FIX OUR MOTHER FUCKIN GOD DAMN INTERNET YOU CUNT ASS NETWORK PEOPLE | Monday, October 19, 2009 11:16:02 PM | txt |
| yankees lose and our cocksucking internet goes down. i'm going the fuck to bed. who's with me? | Monday, October 19, 2009 9:11:03 PM | txt |
| corey dennis: "last time i saw a-rod with a 3-1 count, it was gone" next pitch: HR! yeah yanks! | Monday, October 19, 2009 5:20:42 PM | txt |
| Heads are about to roll. I am about to tell a specific employee off for her incompetence at following my simple email instructions | Monday, October 19, 2009 1:43:53 PM | txt |
| what? a woman who actually walks faster than me? Can't say I've seen that before. No one usually passes me when I'm walking to class | Monday, October 19, 2009 10:50:56 AM | txt |
| Jesus | Sunday, October 18, 2009 12:58:32 PM | txt |
| ypu know... i dont care how muck of a joke my life is . the yankees won | Sunday, October 18, 2009 1:58:33 AM | txt |
| yeah jeets! | Saturday, October 17, 2009 8:52:32 PM | txt |
| @tomwcleary is getting some tonight. He's all decked out in his green. | Saturday, October 17, 2009 8:19:50 PM | txt |
| the expert says its iffy. i say its a good shot. we'll see. | Saturday, October 17, 2009 5:58:17 PM | txt |
| i love germans | Saturday, October 17, 2009 2:46:44 PM | txt |
| it's friday night at 11:12 and Lessard is doing finance homework. hwhat? | Friday, October 16, 2009 11:14:03 PM | txt |
| a fuckin cable modem just fell on my head | Friday, October 16, 2009 7:02:05 PM | txt |
| jesus christ with this meeting already | Friday, October 16, 2009 4:31:23 PM | txt |
| okay. so apparently i'm proficient in extracting DNA from plant tissue | Friday, October 16, 2009 11:15:52 AM | txt |
| time for bio lab..... joy | Friday, October 16, 2009 9:28:01 AM | txt |
| "I'm pumped for tomorrow. It's like Christmas morning tomorrow" -Keith on the Yankees and ALCS | Friday, October 16, 2009 9:16:38 AM | txt |
| f off phillies. dodgers please. but f that above all go yanks | Friday, October 16, 2009 12:16:05 AM | txt |
| it's snowing!!!!! | Thursday, October 15, 2009 7:05:16 PM | txt |
| can we get another shithead over here making sandwiches? this line is as long as dick | Thursday, October 15, 2009 1:53:02 PM | txt |
| too vulgar? | Thursday, October 15, 2009 1:47:56 PM | txt |
| I just pissed and shit all over that presentation. total ownage. i got that ass | Thursday, October 15, 2009 1:42:12 PM | txt |
| dammmmmmmmmn x2 | Thursday, October 15, 2009 12:23:01 PM | txt |
| and an ice cold rain begins to fall very crisp | Thursday, October 15, 2009 10:42:26 AM | txt |
| I excuse myself, I'm used to my little cell | Wednesday, October 14, 2009 11:16:47 PM | txt |
| how come every time i go take a piss in the bcc, some random mother fucker also goes in. jeez, it makes me look like I follow people | Wednesday, October 14, 2009 7:55:35 PM | txt |
| who the fuck puked by the dsb pond entrance? It reeks. | Tuesday, October 13, 2009 12:27:36 PM | txt |
| where the fuck is my phone charger? | Monday, October 12, 2009 4:51:06 PM | txt |
| over 24 hours of no internet doesn't work well for me | Sunday, October 11, 2009 6:37:17 PM | txt |
| cablevision sux | Thursday, October 08, 2009 11:42:34 PM | txt |
| power hour and alds. fuck yeah | Thursday, October 08, 2009 10:03:31 PM | txt |
| today is sleep past your morning class day. At least I wasn't the only one. | Thursday, October 08, 2009 2:14:31 PM | txt |
| taking on way too much fucking bullshit this semester | Thursday, October 08, 2009 10:54:56 AM | txt |
| I counted 33 between the BCC and DSB. Swish's number. This points to good signs | Thursday, October 08, 2009 3:13:26 AM | txt |
| so i heard some stories about me last weekend... | Wednesday, October 07, 2009 6:34:00 PM | txt |
| wow. I don't understand jack shit in my database theory class. Give me a db and I'm good at it but all this theoretical shit can blow me | Wednesday, October 07, 2009 1:04:02 AM | txt |
| just did a 50 in a 20. thats like more that double! I love fake speed limits that don't mean anything on straight roads | Tuesday, October 06, 2009 12:55:48 PM | txt |
| its nice that i learned where people stalk me on certain days and i go out of my way to avoid those areas | Tuesday, October 06, 2009 10:56:04 AM | txt |
| i need a pitcher of beer... in my stomach. in honor of the web migration | Monday, October 05, 2009 8:49:29 PM | txt |
| heading back to my house to see why my server is down... | Monday, October 05, 2009 5:40:38 PM | txt |
| Darryl shut your fucking trap and stop humming | Monday, October 05, 2009 9:06:31 AM | txt |
| waste of my fucking time | Sunday, October 04, 2009 7:56:44 PM | txt |
| so someone should explain to me how i ended up on the couch | Saturday, October 03, 2009 8:49:20 AM | txt |
| alrighty then..... | Saturday, October 03, 2009 8:29:12 AM | txt |
| you find me sittin by myself no excuses that i know | Saturday, October 03, 2009 1:35:11 AM | txt |
| i feel all alone gonna end up a big old pile of them bones | Saturday, October 03, 2009 1:28:43 AM | txt |
| christ. all i have to say | Saturday, October 03, 2009 1:22:51 AM | txt |
| walking on the quad. this is fucking weird. | Friday, October 02, 2009 7:53:27 PM | txt |
| Southport's blueberry beer is back in season and on tap! yummy | Friday, October 02, 2009 5:37:58 PM | txt |
| It's fucked up that I feel hungover as shit, but didnt drink a sip in a week. Stupid sinus headache. | Friday, October 02, 2009 9:29:33 AM | txt |
| i have legit things to do today. this class is an epic waste of my time | Friday, October 02, 2009 9:24:31 AM | txt |
| 1am laundry then startin a paper.yay | Friday, October 02, 2009 12:48:34 AM | txt |
| Darryl J is in a political debate with my housemate. Jeez | Thursday, October 01, 2009 11:31:25 PM | txt |
| watching a video on China in my mgmt class. There's a British dude with a sick accent that reminds me of my KF character | Thursday, October 01, 2009 1:14:11 PM | txt |
| Little chilly today. I like | Thursday, October 01, 2009 12:24:53 PM | txt |
| THIS PLACE SUCKS. I WANT FUCKING OFF CAMPUS NOW. tv outage, internet outage. what the fuck am i paying them for?! i have god damn work t ... | Thursday, October 01, 2009 7:38:10 AM | txt |
| cool. campus internet outage. Fuckers... | Thursday, October 01, 2009 1:07:52 AM | txt |
| cool. fuckin gmail is down on this campus. #googlefail | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 2:00:04 PM | txt |
| stop bullshitting and make me a salad clown | Monday, September 28, 2009 11:52:28 AM | txt |
| hey sweetie | Monday, September 28, 2009 11:44:10 AM | txt |
| finally back in my own bed... | Monday, September 28, 2009 3:43:55 AM | txt |
| my life blows | Sunday, September 27, 2009 10:42:45 PM | txt |
| cool start pouring on me as i need to walk home, you god damn bitch | Sunday, September 27, 2009 8:54:42 PM | txt |
| I'm not eating lobster from the grape at 3:30am - Keith | Saturday, September 26, 2009 3:36:28 AM | txt |
| total shitshow at the swamp lol. i'M 100% sober | Saturday, September 26, 2009 2:09:50 AM | txt |
| just took some great pix of bitches eatin bananas lol | Friday, September 25, 2009 11:49:20 PM | txt |
| There is a nasty ass girl in my house right now | Friday, September 25, 2009 9:37:03 PM | txt |
| Keith: "No homo, I like this song. But only after I've been drinking" | Friday, September 25, 2009 6:57:33 PM | txt |
| Oops.... | Friday, September 25, 2009 9:40:26 AM | txt |
| have you ever seen this guy before in your life? FUCK ME. | Friday, September 25, 2009 2:00:28 AM | txt |
| lets go | Friday, September 25, 2009 1:44:46 AM | txt |
| this is bullshit | Friday, September 25, 2009 1:31:58 AM | txt |
| I've had it up to here with these hot as ballsack DSB classrooms. | Thursday, September 24, 2009 3:30:24 PM | txt |
| nice ass | Wednesday, September 23, 2009 5:56:15 PM | txt |
| Some meetings I get roped into are a waste of my fucking time. That's the biggest sin - wasting another's time | Wednesday, September 23, 2009 5:53:18 PM | txt |
| I'm pretty sure stuffed shells are not supposed to leak water... | Wednesday, September 23, 2009 5:30:43 PM | txt |
| yeah. i'm awful sometimes. i should work on my shit (aka being better at bullshiting things) | Wednesday, September 23, 2009 3:37:18 PM | txt |
| This useless-ass class is a waste of my time... | Tuesday, September 22, 2009 9:21:16 AM | txt |
| Here we go. Better be amazing! | Monday, September 21, 2009 1:43:36 AM | txt |
| I'm afraid to say I failed right now because the weekend is over. But I think I did fail. fml ima drink more until it doesnt matter anym ... | Sunday, September 20, 2009 1:34:41 AM | txt |
| Simmoms: "Joe just because you call no homo doesn'nt mean you can piss right near tom" | Sunday, September 20, 2009 12:51:40 AM | txt |
| beach, a decent band, red bull, beer & 70 degrees. what more could you ask for? | Saturday, September 19, 2009 5:48:26 PM | txt |
| mets choke as usual. sweet times though | Friday, September 18, 2009 10:03:18 PM | txt |
| FAIL | Wednesday, September 16, 2009 7:30:09 PM | txt |
| yes, i do walk into buidings when the fire alarm is going off | Wednesday, September 16, 2009 5:13:56 PM | txt |
| turbo 1 was painless. Mainiero's really a good professor. | Wednesday, September 16, 2009 1:05:45 PM | txt |
| I have 101 things to do and class from 11-4:30 just wastes my fucking time | Wednesday, September 16, 2009 10:46:48 AM | txt |
| They really don't pay me enough for this lol | Wednesday, September 16, 2009 2:06:34 AM | txt |
| Rockin' the purp shirt... | Monday, September 14, 2009 5:38:42 PM | txt |
| football time boys! Go GMen | Sunday, September 13, 2009 4:04:08 PM | txt |
| cool.dudes. im just giving the fuck up right now. fuck all this | Saturday, September 12, 2009 2:26:11 AM | txt |
| Jesus fucking christ. no one wants to be on my team. fuck all you hos. | Saturday, September 12, 2009 2:24:03 AM | txt |
| Is it bad of i walked by my old house last year and it still feels like home? | Saturday, September 12, 2009 1:53:01 AM | txt |
| @getaloadathis "sudo get bitches" hell yeah info systems | Saturday, September 12, 2009 12:19:35 AM | txt |
| Darryl: turn the fuckin heat off in your car. it's like 95 in here | Friday, September 11, 2009 8:07:34 PM | txt |
| i was at Mo's 4 times in the past 2 days. Jeez | Friday, September 11, 2009 8:02:13 PM | txt |
| Just got Rickroll'd at Southport. Nice | Friday, September 11, 2009 5:49:34 PM | txt |
| Happy hour at the brewery. I love Fridays | Friday, September 11, 2009 5:21:29 PM | txt |
| 0-3 on the table at the swamp. fuck. | Thursday, September 10, 2009 11:08:23 PM | txt |
| Keith: "You just spewed 'bows all over the table" | Thursday, September 10, 2009 12:24:27 PM | txt |
| I need a beer | Wednesday, September 09, 2009 10:04:00 PM | txt |
| I'm gonna tint these fucking windows to keep two annoying fucks from bothering me in my office when i'm trying to do work. | Wednesday, September 09, 2009 9:09:35 PM | txt |
| @vtotheflo that was Simmons. | Wednesday, September 09, 2009 3:54:54 PM | txt |
| The day of never ending classes begins | Wednesday, September 09, 2009 10:52:26 AM | txt |
| Anyone know where I can get some heavy duty industrial solvents on this campus? I need to dissolve oil based mess | Tuesday, September 08, 2009 1:48:51 PM | txt |
| I love how the security guys at Yankee Stadium know us... We must have put on some show our past few games | Monday, September 07, 2009 2:23:19 PM | txt |
| My liver just told me to fuck off. I missed the memo. | Monday, September 07, 2009 9:34:51 AM | txt |
| mac and cheese and beer. nom | Sunday, September 06, 2009 8:49:33 PM | txt |
| Stop playing fuckin games with me or you will never get this. seriously... we all know you want it. | Sunday, September 06, 2009 12:24:44 AM | txt |
| does it make me an alcoholic if i drank every night since i've been at school except 2? | Saturday, September 05, 2009 11:04:40 PM | txt |
| o lol at the drunken irish band | Saturday, September 05, 2009 10:23:15 PM | txt |
| i'm not dumb | Saturday, September 05, 2009 12:04:28 AM | txt |
| Now I'm 0-2 on the table to start the year | Friday, September 04, 2009 10:54:36 PM | txt |
| this grrl's gonna fuckin kill me. lol | Friday, September 04, 2009 5:08:24 PM | txt |
| just walked past a house and some dude just played the solo from Metallica's fade to black flawlessly. wow | Friday, September 04, 2009 1:53:42 PM | txt |
| I just got bitched the fuck out. Ow. | Thursday, September 03, 2009 7:34:56 PM | txt |
| The weather is perfection | Tuesday, September 01, 2009 3:26:44 PM | txt |
| Sweet. This phone shuts off constantly like my old one. Flawed design | Sunday, August 30, 2009 10:08:40 AM | txt |
| I love watchin there Bitches fighting over rooms when i'm all set | Saturday, August 29, 2009 10:18:27 PM | txt |
| Und becks | Saturday, August 29, 2009 9:48:38 PM | txt |
| My second home! | Saturday, August 29, 2009 9:28:02 PM | txt |
| Sam's cherry wheat. Takes me back. Reminds me of winter | Saturday, August 29, 2009 7:11:54 PM | txt |
| First trip to the beach! | Saturday, August 29, 2009 5:58:35 PM | txt |
| There are no ugly freshmen here | Saturday, August 29, 2009 1:26:47 PM | txt |
| Ha! Clueless Public safety guy asked me when move in starts. Guess someone forgot to fill him in. | Saturday, August 29, 2009 6:22:45 AM | txt |
| The fact that this girl is a comp engineering major and we just had a geek discussion just made her 4 times hotter | Friday, August 28, 2009 6:49:13 PM | txt |
| I'm gonna fuckin murder someone at student computing if they don't get our internet together | Friday, August 28, 2009 2:33:09 PM | txt |
| I forgot how fucking awful this training was | Thursday, August 27, 2009 3:51:08 PM | txt |
| Walk alone in the rain | Wednesday, August 26, 2009 8:53:09 PM | txt |
| What the fuck is this bitch yapping about and why is it relevant to anyone here? | Wednesday, August 26, 2009 3:31:30 PM | txt |
| Not happy to be here right now. About to get lectured at for 3.5 hours | Wednesday, August 26, 2009 2:21:22 PM | txt |
| I'll take some candy with your name on it... | Wednesday, August 26, 2009 11:43:33 AM | txt |
| Damn! | Wednesday, August 26, 2009 9:34:39 AM | txt |
| If this girl actually saw what she's stored as in my phonebook, I'd get slapped so hard... | Wednesday, August 26, 2009 8:50:34 AM | txt |
| Our team just lost worse than the NY mets | Tuesday, August 25, 2009 3:46:20 PM | txt |
| "That asses" | Tuesday, August 25, 2009 3:17:44 PM | txt |
| Please explain to me why every classroom at this school got a box of hot pretzels delivered. Why is that necessary? | Monday, August 24, 2009 2:11:11 PM | txt |
| 3 hours of work left, then it's over. Idk how i feel about that. | Monday, August 24, 2009 1:02:22 PM | txt |
| I swear to god...the teachers come in and they start fucking with my shit | Monday, August 24, 2009 10:43:43 AM | txt |
| Fuckin teachers break my balls with their computer problems. It was awesome when they weren't here | Monday, August 24, 2009 10:24:20 AM | txt |
| I've never seen Fenway so empty. Not happy with the yanks giving up 11 runs but I'll take a w against boston | Friday, August 21, 2009 11:08:10 PM | txt |
| Installing a computer lab from scratch bitches | Friday, August 21, 2009 9:00:48 AM | txt |
| Fuck! I just extracted video card drivers to the root network drive and now It's a mess | Thursday, August 20, 2009 3:20:44 PM | txt |
| This custodian dude Jay is a fuckin riot. Total awesome. | Thursday, August 20, 2009 2:47:21 PM | txt |
| Yes, we are in a basement with 4 dudes blasting nsync. This is completely heterosexual. | Wednesday, August 19, 2009 9:08:12 PM | txt |
| Step 4 click next. Step 25 click ok | Tuesday, August 18, 2009 1:30:01 PM | txt |
| Please explain to me why there is a box of inflatable guitars in the band room and how that adds to music education... Oh this school... | Monday, August 17, 2009 10:22:00 AM | txt |
| Bunny! | Sunday, August 16, 2009 2:05:37 AM | txt |
| @ky9 shrooms? | Saturday, August 15, 2009 2:45:44 PM | txt |
| my dad is wearing aviators. Imao | Saturday, August 15, 2009 2:41:23 PM | txt |
| I think Taco Bell put a Vicodan in my fuckin burrito. I'm exhausted and non-functional | Friday, August 14, 2009 2:45:54 PM | txt |
| "Drinking from the chalice of holy crap there's booze in this thing" -rio | Wednesday, August 12, 2009 11:47:20 PM | txt |
| Fucking custodians... When you take apart a computer lab, put them back in the same order. I don't want to rearrange desks. | Wednesday, August 12, 2009 8:26:32 AM | txt |
| "the goal for today is to steal the jap flag" -keith | Tuesday, August 11, 2009 5:47:50 PM | txt |
| I think like 85% of my tweets the past few days are devoted to how hot people are. I should tone that down | Tuesday, August 11, 2009 4:15:05 PM | txt |
| So do you even have any shorts on under that t shirt? Not that i'm complaining | Tuesday, August 11, 2009 1:45:47 PM | txt |
| A plus of working in a gross school in the summer: hot ass camp counsellors | Tuesday, August 11, 2009 11:13:15 AM | txt |
| Awesome. I can bake a cake in this school with how hot it is here | Tuesday, August 11, 2009 8:06:00 AM | txt |
| Summer needs to end already (minus the part where i'm making money) | Monday, August 10, 2009 9:37:34 AM | txt |
| Ok which one of you fuckers shit yourself in this bitch ass cabin?! Don't wanna smell that all night | Sunday, August 09, 2009 1:14:09 PM | txt |
| Campfire s'mores. Nom! | Sunday, August 09, 2009 12:39:40 PM | txt |
| Sometimes i just love myself | Sunday, August 09, 2009 12:38:02 PM | txt |
| My phone is a piece of shit. Camera start error my ass | Sunday, August 09, 2009 12:33:22 PM | txt |
| How the hell is it possible for someone wake up ten times hotter than they were the day before. | Sunday, August 09, 2009 12:27:16 PM | txt |
| I think I'll in for a walk in the woods. Solo | Sunday, August 09, 2009 11:58:57 AM | txt |
| Nice ass. And you're eating a banana. Lol | Sunday, August 09, 2009 8:34:59 AM | txt |
| Can i go home now? | Sunday, August 09, 2009 2:44:38 AM | txt |
| This asshole is off the wall today | Sunday, August 09, 2009 2:36:43 AM | txt |
| IT job... And the boss has me doing construction | Thursday, August 06, 2009 10:56:18 AM | txt |
| Loving the cool morning. About time it's not hot and humid | Thursday, August 06, 2009 8:11:33 AM | txt |
| You mean to tell of i went all the way to the 7-11 on central and my any geno isn't working? Damn. | Wednesday, August 05, 2009 9:20:13 PM | txt |
| Of course i get stuck doing the most work in the hottest rooms with the most fucked up wire management. FML. | Wednesday, August 05, 2009 11:55:22 AM | txt |
| For the third time: Put a god damn mother fucking wet paint sign up when you assholes paint shit. and don't complain when i step in it. | Wednesday, August 05, 2009 10:53:47 AM | txt |
| My fuckin fios on demand isn't working | Tuesday, August 04, 2009 11:14:14 PM | txt |
| Who the fuck changed my mom's phonebook contact to "hot ass." Nice one marc | Monday, August 03, 2009 11:05:05 PM | txt |
| My fucking laptop struggles with unreal graphics at 16bit 640x480. What a piece of shit | Sunday, August 02, 2009 11:50:12 AM | txt |
| What the FUCK with these yankees | Saturday, August 01, 2009 4:56:24 PM | txt |
| Hell yeah. Smokin ass teachers! | Thursday, July 30, 2009 10:22:23 AM | txt |
| Google is not answering my texts | Thursday, July 30, 2009 1:46:42 AM | txt |
| Ugh. Fuckin jungle out here with this humidity | Wednesday, July 29, 2009 12:32:41 PM | txt |
| That stupid fucking black eyed peas song is stuck in my head and offer to die. I only heard it like once and It's awful | Wednesday, July 29, 2009 12:30:21 PM | txt |
| Butch just sacred the shit out of me by sneaking up on me in a dark hall | Wednesday, July 29, 2009 9:03:12 AM | txt |
| Gross. That water fountain tasted like alone. I just drank iron. Ew. | Monday, July 27, 2009 9:26:27 AM | txt |
| Cool. I put my backpack in a puddle of coffee | Sunday, July 26, 2009 3:37:43 PM | txt |
| @lilymnorton is sitting on my right watching me tweet | Saturday, July 25, 2009 10:53:57 PM | txt |
| Twin city grill amber is delicious. You can't get a bad beer in this city | Saturday, July 25, 2009 9:38:59 PM | txt |
| On my way to mall of america in bloomingon Mn | Saturday, July 25, 2009 7:41:24 PM | txt |
| Discomfort level = high | Saturday, July 25, 2009 1:14:57 AM | txt |
| Downtown min is hoppin. nice cool non humid air and nom local beers. Woot | Saturday, July 25, 2009 12:26:15 AM | txt |
| Nice ass in those pink shorts. Also Tc gets a free vod sprite on me, but he's being a nance. | Saturday, July 25, 2009 12:09:48 AM | txt |
| mn twins | Friday, July 24, 2009 11:44:29 PM | txt |
| Summit seasonal (Scandia) wheat beer is only available in the midwest and it's delicious | Friday, July 24, 2009 11:13:59 PM | txt |
| It shouldn't be this hot in minnesota. | Friday, July 24, 2009 1:43:21 PM | txt |
| Tom's got some bromance for ron johnson | Friday, July 24, 2009 11:39:53 AM | txt |
| Shutting down all communications at 8. Should be back by 11:30 EST | Thursday, July 23, 2009 7:58:55 PM | txt |
| Yes just my luck. Sandwiched between two dudes on this plane... | Thursday, July 23, 2009 7:33:52 PM | txt |
| Couldn't help but notice the amount of smokeshows in this terminal. | Thursday, July 23, 2009 4:49:28 PM | txt |
| Huge robot mosquito didn't die. I smacked it with a roll of paper towels and it wasn't even stunned. | Thursday, July 23, 2009 9:59:25 AM | txt |
| Finally saw our legit seats. | Wednesday, July 22, 2009 1:00:10 PM | txt |
| From HP and Creative Labs: the InkBlaster! | Monday, July 20, 2009 2:10:43 PM | txt |
| White castle in Queens. Nom! they made the crave case boxes cheap though. Oh well | Sunday, July 19, 2009 8:41:52 PM | txt |
| Welcome to long island. Now enjoy our traffic (you guys can keep it) | Sunday, July 19, 2009 6:55:41 PM | txt |
| Unsmooth moment. What the f did i just do | Saturday, July 18, 2009 9:43:27 AM | txt |
| Jesus! An outlet in this fuckin shithole just blew up in my face | Thursday, July 16, 2009 11:47:57 AM | txt |
| Today sucks ass | Thursday, July 16, 2009 9:31:14 AM | txt |
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