515 tweets posted from txt
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| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| The Elefun Busy Ball Popper... Sounds not so legit | Friday, November 04, 2011 11:17:19 PM | txt |
| the russian programmer is telling me i smell like alcohol? jeeeeeeeez | Thursday, November 03, 2011 5:03:21 PM | txt |
| Bitches love pickles | Thursday, November 03, 2011 3:14:46 PM | txt |
| whoever just walked out of Moser... Jesus | Thursday, November 03, 2011 2:33:23 PM | txt |
| i'd rather put 46 rusty needles through my dick than to talk to this bitch ass client... | Thursday, November 03, 2011 12:43:50 PM | txt |
| This woman needs to be dismissed for incompetence. | Thursday, November 03, 2011 11:34:32 AM | txt |
| someone shit this subway station... it reeks in here | Wednesday, November 02, 2011 7:16:24 PM | txt |
| i think i drink too much... | Wednesday, November 02, 2011 6:38:37 PM | txt |
| already expired... my twat. jumping the shit out of this turnstyle. i pay thes fuckers enough. | Tuesday, November 01, 2011 12:42:32 AM | txt |
| Sounds like i live in a fuckin factory with all these generators. I'll never sleep. | Sunday, October 30, 2011 10:44:10 PM | txt |
| Theres an asshole Con Ed guy walking around in circles looking at the poles and cant find the problem =/ | Sunday, October 30, 2011 7:21:08 PM | txt |
| aiight this is getting old. i dont care that i dont have heat but I need internets | Sunday, October 30, 2011 10:57:00 AM | txt |
| just stuck my fingers in the electrical outlets because I can. #living | Saturday, October 29, 2011 10:36:33 PM | txt |
| Pretty sure these newest Angry Birds Halloween levels are harder than my dick. | Saturday, October 29, 2011 10:07:10 PM | txt |
| If you black out during a blackout, is it more awesome? | Saturday, October 29, 2011 9:06:24 PM | txt |
| welp, there goes the power... | Saturday, October 29, 2011 2:33:33 PM | txt |
| Pet peeve: Greasy assed smudges all over train windows. Wash your filty assed hair, people and dont lean on it. | Friday, October 28, 2011 8:53:50 AM | txt |
| fuck this crowded shithole train | Thursday, October 27, 2011 8:01:37 PM | txt |
| looks like tonights activities include php, jquery ui/fancybox and ordering | Thursday, October 27, 2011 7:50:34 PM | txt |
| Bar at lunch... Alice in Chains... Owner giving me beers. Legit | Thursday, October 27, 2011 2:37:57 PM | txt |
| Also for fucks sake, don't stop to read a motherless map at the base of a staircase, oblivious bastards... People need to get by. | Monday, October 24, 2011 7:28:11 PM | txt |
| everyone is walking like they have cocks rammed up their asses in grand central. get the fuck out of my way | Monday, October 24, 2011 7:25:25 PM | txt |
| this pearl jam documentary... fuck man. why wasnt i this age in seattle in 91? | Friday, October 21, 2011 9:43:13 PM | txt |
| @maljnew hhhhhhhh. enough | Friday, October 21, 2011 7:33:05 PM | txt |
| Fuck. just got caught looking | Friday, October 21, 2011 7:31:00 PM | txt |
| @maljnew I'm not cool enough to play with you and Kelly. | Friday, October 21, 2011 7:28:18 PM | txt |
| bunch of smokes out tonight. | Thursday, October 20, 2011 10:33:17 PM | txt |
| Christ! this old bag has the legs of a 20 year old | Thursday, October 20, 2011 10:25:37 PM | txt |
| its way too fuckin hot outside | Thursday, October 20, 2011 9:47:36 PM | txt |
| bacon cheese fries and mofuggin ranch. nom. Guy. I'm huge | Thursday, October 20, 2011 1:29:18 PM | txt |
| Obviously, it rains harder the minute i walk out of the car and start waiting for this late ass train. | Wednesday, October 19, 2011 8:51:35 AM | txt |
| apparently, the squirrels in madison square park love climbing all over people and asking for food | Monday, October 17, 2011 3:42:38 PM | txt |
| that... is exactly my type | Sunday, October 16, 2011 10:19:11 AM | txt |
| testing Twitter updates from text... ya know... because i have a ghetto ass phone for 2 more weeks | Saturday, October 15, 2011 12:18:38 PM | txt |
| wow non keyboard phones suck ass | Monday, January 25, 2010 10:36:47 PM | txt |
| now's the part where i need a smartphone | Monday, December 21, 2009 11:04:20 PM | txt |
| @novellabella just beat me at Mortal Kombat. Yes, I just lost to a woman. But I assure you that I am a much better zombie killer. | Monday, December 21, 2009 10:22:14 PM | txt |
| watchin Christmas Vacation on the DVR <3 FiOS | Monday, December 21, 2009 4:30:06 PM | txt |
| after an hour of using windows 7, I don't know how I'm going to switch back to Windows XP | Sunday, December 20, 2009 12:43:13 AM | txt |
| no fucking win 7 x64 drivers for this piece of shit old fucking cock munching laptop of mine | Saturday, December 19, 2009 5:22:49 PM | txt |
| taking down christmas decorations? Wait, that's not right... Packin for home, bitches! | Saturday, December 19, 2009 9:44:00 AM | txt |
| John Sterling: "semester over. theeeeeeeeeeeeeee semester over!" | Saturday, December 19, 2009 9:00:00 AM | txt |
| fuck these 8am finals on the last day when most other people i know are done | Saturday, December 19, 2009 12:47:38 AM | txt |
| Last Southport Brewery run of 2009. I'm gonna miss them beers... | Friday, December 18, 2009 5:11:39 PM | txt |
| i don't understand how someone can be that fucking ugly. Is it human? I'm scarred | Friday, December 18, 2009 12:58:50 PM | txt |
| i just locked my fucking laptop power adapter into a room in bannow. fml. wheres pritchard? | Thursday, December 17, 2009 8:19:11 PM | txt |
| for the past 1.5 hrs i created and joined tables like a motherfucker. sql final, bitches. if i dont get 100, i'm gonna kill a kitten | Thursday, December 17, 2009 3:00:34 PM | txt |
| First final exam of the semester | Thursday, December 17, 2009 1:27:04 PM | txt |
| i smile a little bit inside when i see hot girls using google docs | Thursday, December 17, 2009 1:05:58 PM | txt |
| 22... now that's a good temperature. too bad my forecast says rain and 40 on Christmas =( | Thursday, December 17, 2009 10:40:50 AM | txt |
| let it be known: i hate adobe acrobat. its installer sucks | Wednesday, December 16, 2009 9:45:08 PM | txt |
| the irony. in harbor yard suite 418 with my 418 freshman yr roomies | Tuesday, December 15, 2009 7:31:25 PM | txt |
| i wonder if google is ever going to mail that christmas card to my house... they better! | Tuesday, December 15, 2009 5:07:10 PM | txt |
| ohh man. the sweet taste of a strawberry blonde... (it's a beer people jeez) | Monday, December 14, 2009 9:54:29 PM | txt |
| Probably the last southport run of the semester. i'll probably be up during break. it's that good | Monday, December 14, 2009 9:49:15 PM | txt |
| 50s? rather toasty outside for this time of year.. should be cold | Monday, December 14, 2009 11:54:43 AM | txt |
| fuckin gross. they put sand all over the walkways. ew. mess. must have been icy yesterday | Monday, December 14, 2009 10:58:03 AM | txt |
| dear lungs, fuck off and stop keeping me awake all night with this mini cough | Monday, December 14, 2009 3:44:54 AM | txt |
| "You know what was funny? The SHU band director was screaming at the drummer. He must have been playing the wrong notes" -Lessard (lmao!) | Monday, December 14, 2009 3:06:43 AM | txt |
| fuck cocksucking bridgeport | Sunday, December 13, 2009 6:31:27 PM | txt |
| of course when you're late, mother fucking traffic and red lights fuck you over. never fails | Sunday, December 13, 2009 6:29:20 PM | txt |
| does it make me a loser that i'm disappointed i don't have to do a presentation on web technology (ajax,html5 etc). was assigned in a dream | Saturday, December 12, 2009 12:21:20 PM | txt |
| just been thinking for a while. bad timing....... story of my life | Saturday, December 12, 2009 5:46:10 AM | txt |
| got the bi-yearly finals grunge going on for good luck | Friday, December 11, 2009 11:40:11 PM | txt |
| had to go outside and didnt want to leave my beer so i put it in a coffee mug. its funny. take that public safety | Friday, December 11, 2009 10:03:56 PM | txt |
| dear weather, please stay in the 20s and never warm up for the rest of the winter. <3, me | Friday, December 11, 2009 8:13:08 PM | txt |
| "mittencane" -@ky9 | Friday, December 11, 2009 5:26:57 PM | txt |
| joe's dumpy ass rum. no dick in my brand name | Thursday, December 10, 2009 10:24:36 PM | txt |
| Love this brewery | Thursday, December 10, 2009 9:48:46 PM | txt |
| well that was an intense end of the semester | Thursday, December 10, 2009 4:40:28 PM | txt |
| am i becoming a slow walker? two people passed me today. no one usually passes me | Thursday, December 10, 2009 1:53:42 PM | txt |
| this class better be short because its preventing me from 2 papers | Wednesday, December 09, 2009 1:59:06 PM | txt |
| aww well i wanted to walk home in the snow but it changed to rain. boooo | Wednesday, December 09, 2009 3:27:56 AM | txt |
| snow! | Wednesday, December 09, 2009 1:44:23 AM | txt |
| 1:30am and i'm cuttin up some red peppers to snack on | Tuesday, December 08, 2009 1:36:09 AM | txt |
| ok theres absolutely no reason this elevator motor should sound like it's about to blast off. It didn't even move floors either. very weird. | Sunday, December 06, 2009 11:02:19 PM | txt |
| A girl with no tech background using Google Chrome? That's so hot! Nothing annoys me more than seeing smokeshows using Internet Explorer | Sunday, December 06, 2009 9:10:39 PM | txt |
| "she likes the black cock" | Sunday, December 06, 2009 12:41:27 AM | txt |
| "wow friction is so hot" - Jackie | Saturday, December 05, 2009 9:38:21 PM | txt |
| "We stole a meat pounder" | Saturday, December 05, 2009 9:28:33 PM | txt |
| Bolognese (recipe a la grandma) = success. Little vino in a beer mug | Saturday, December 05, 2009 6:55:35 PM | txt |
| snow! | Saturday, December 05, 2009 4:07:19 PM | txt |
| I guarantee I am going to have to shit during this thing" "its 10:01 and i'm wearing a full suit" | Saturday, December 05, 2009 10:03:35 AM | txt |
| As usual, my life is a joke | Saturday, December 05, 2009 3:59:09 AM | txt |
| Fairfield Po Po cracking Down | Saturday, December 05, 2009 12:22:54 AM | txt |
| No homo but Fairfield is a pretty town during Christmas season. Lots of nice lights. | Friday, December 04, 2009 6:50:19 PM | txt |
| okay.. no homo. @tomwcleary stole my phone for my last 2 tweets. Not me!1! | Friday, December 04, 2009 6:29:16 PM | txt |
| i poke keith a lot because he pokes me right back | Friday, December 04, 2009 6:20:08 PM | txt |
| @Tomwcleary is just horsing around. He also said "puck me" | Friday, December 04, 2009 12:31:29 AM | txt |
| Tom: "you almost got me. Like.. Hard in the nuts" | Thursday, December 03, 2009 2:31:02 PM | txt |
| short sleeves outside in december. what the f. i want snow | Thursday, December 03, 2009 12:20:08 PM | txt |
| Rather toasty outside | Thursday, December 03, 2009 9:20:04 AM | txt |
| This week absolutely blows until thurs night. then i'm checked out | Wednesday, December 02, 2009 1:22:59 AM | txt |
| Cool Verizon. Drop my call in a full service area... | Tuesday, December 01, 2009 9:56:57 PM | txt |
| wtf is with these dots on the mailboxes? | Tuesday, December 01, 2009 10:47:08 AM | txt |
| 8PM - take 2.5 hr nap. Fantastic idea or bad idea? We'll find out. | Monday, November 30, 2009 10:31:54 PM | txt |
| Just got screamed at for being awake at 5:30. Moving out after college b/c my mom pretty much said she will control my life. | Sunday, November 29, 2009 5:28:18 AM | txt |
| Instant healing boys | Sunday, November 29, 2009 4:17:14 AM | txt |
| My grandma: "I like anything with tomato" haahaha | Friday, November 27, 2009 9:32:47 PM | txt |
| Love my fam. My grandpa is talking about hos and just said some girl was an "open house" | Thursday, November 26, 2009 6:33:01 PM | txt |