350 results for dick — page 3 of 4, showing 201–300
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Where's Antonia? I need her grinding my dick stat Friday, September 13, 2013 7:11:28 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking @VZWSupport. Whose dick do I have to suck to activate a phone? Their automated system refuses to activate this thing Tuesday, September 03, 2013 8:21:35 PMTwitter for Android
My old assed galaxy nexus can eat a dick next week. Moto X here I come. We hope the internet works better on it. This one sucked since day 1 Monday, August 26, 2013 6:26:20 PMTwitter for Android
@dannyrob88 You're a dick.
In reply to @dannyrob88's tweet
Friday, August 16, 2013 10:10:41 AMTwitter Web Client
The Yankees suck a mean dick. I mean, if you go 1-16 with RISP and led twice in the bottom 9th and x-inning on the rd, you deserve to lose Thursday, August 08, 2013 12:15:26 AMTwitter for Android
I'm sucking the fattest dick in darts. The mover would be disappointed in me. #worsethanarodintheplayoffs Saturday, August 03, 2013 5:39:47 PMTwitter for Android
RT @KFCBarstool I'd put my dick in a wood chipper right now to switch to Fios
In reply to @KFCBarstool's tweet
Saturday, August 03, 2013 1:02:25 AMTwitter Web Client
@kfcbarstool quote: "You can take that phone and and check my dick in on 4 Square for all I care. I’m the mayor of that pussy girl!" Thursday, July 25, 2013 10:13:46 PMTwitter Web Client
Just rebooted a production server and in the server log asking why I did the reboot, I wrote "VPN was being a dick" Wednesday, July 24, 2013 2:26:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Summer can eat my dick. Is it fall yet? Saturday, July 20, 2013 2:58:32 PMTwitter for Android
You're not ruining my night you jealous assed motherfucker eat my dick Thursday, July 18, 2013 8:51:06 PMTwitter for Android
@SonicBlur23 you're a dick
In reply to @SonicBlur23's tweet
Wednesday, July 03, 2013 11:20:09 PMTwitter for Android
@Colithika niga I suck yo dick
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Friday, June 28, 2013 12:02:21 AMTwitter for Android
Getting https configured for Microsoft webservices/APIs can actually suck my dick right now. Wednesday, June 19, 2013 10:07:49 AMTwitter Web Client
See this is exactly the reason I don't drink out of hotel cups. John: "let's see if we can fit our dick and balls in this cup" Friday, June 14, 2013 10:45:26 AMTwitter for Android
Um. Eat my dick karaoke machine. I was fuckin 100x better than 52% asswipe Sunday, June 09, 2013 5:11:09 PMTwitter for Android
I just whacked myself in the dick with a belt Sunday, June 09, 2013 1:04:48 AMTwitter for Android
"Yo. Were going to down the hatch. So uh. Be there or be a dick" Thursday, June 06, 2013 7:43:27 PMTwitter for Android
Kindly suck a dick and go away while I fix my computerl problems. k Thx Die Wednesday, June 05, 2013 12:46:59 PMTwitter Web Client
Dude. Stop being a pussy and just show him ur tits and suck his dick.... For real. No bitchin on twitter. Shoulda woulda coulda #fail Friday, May 31, 2013 10:52:05 PMTwitter for Android
Aniusha: "Players talking about sticking needles through your dick and shit" Friday, May 31, 2013 2:50:09 PMTwitter for Android
@KFCBarstool eat a dick. Mets always have and always will suck.
In reply to @KFCBarstool's tweet
Thursday, May 30, 2013 10:41:14 PMTwitter for Android
Who needs a seat either. I'm perfectly fine standing ass to dick with random strangers Monday, May 13, 2013 6:45:39 PMTwitter for Android
DANIEL get the FUCK off my dick about the fucking display behind me. It's NOT MY JOB to set that shit up. Talk to Hughlon Monday, May 13, 2013 3:17:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Oh app4 is down? Good. I'd fix it but you said i needed more experience and don't pay me fairly so I'm out drinking instead. Eat a dick Saturday, May 11, 2013 6:17:17 PMTwitter for Android
Daniel can eat a dick Wednesday, May 08, 2013 8:36:07 PMTwitter for Android
I'd tell this guy to eat a dick for making me downgrade redis, but he'd like it. so he should lick a box instead Wednesday, May 08, 2013 4:30:00 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm really curious on where the word cocky came from... Like... "Here's how awesome my huge dick is. Enjoy it" is LITERALLY cocky. Tuesday, April 30, 2013 8:28:46 PMTwitter for Android
Hughlon: "Yo. This dude on the 4 train had his dick out on this lady's back and I was like what the fuck dude" Friday, April 19, 2013 9:18:07 AMTwitter Web Client
Ticketmaster and the NY Mets assed 95 year old NY Yankkes can suck my dick Friday, April 12, 2013 8:32:32 PMTwitter Web Client
Her 4th chin was cool but her 5th was being a dick Saturday, March 30, 2013 6:46:00 PMTwitter for Android
Girlies poundin chicken wings makes my dick enormmm Saturday, March 30, 2013 6:38:43 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew your dick is the tiniest. Microscopic kidney bean Friday, March 29, 2013 11:01:21 PMTwitter for Android
Tell that motherfucker he sucks, then take your dick out. Thursday, March 28, 2013 8:25:39 PMTwitter for Android
jquery load() - suck a dick. Why am I a slow at JavaScript? Monday, February 11, 2013 8:37:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Yan Kravchenko can officially suck a huge dick and choke on it Tuesday, February 05, 2013 5:35:48 PMTwitter Web Client
AHHHHHHHHH... Your mother's sandy.... Who's the dick who didn't install SQL Server Enterprise. Standard is for pussies. Tuesday, February 05, 2013 3:21:58 PMTwitter Web Client
Nah not really he can suck my dick Thursday, January 24, 2013 8:49:10 PMTwitter for Android
Aniusha:"all that mother fucker does is get his dick squeezed by his bralic girlfriend" Thursday, January 24, 2013 8:12:16 PMTwitter for Android
The 4/5/6 can eat my dick Sunday, January 20, 2013 1:34:08 PMTwitter for Android
Just bitched to HR that they can suck my dick Friday, January 18, 2013 6:26:35 PMTwitter Web Client
suck a dick Tuesday, January 15, 2013 9:39:47 AMTwitter Web Client
I suck a dick at drinking Saturday, January 05, 2013 12:31:45 AMTwitter for Android
"Oh Dick Clark... They should have dug him up for this" -Mikey Monday, December 31, 2012 9:48:09 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Using "Suck a Dick" In a Derogatory Way http://bit.ly/V8tcjU Thursday, December 27, 2012 5:04:16 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
That's another thing Xtina and I have in common. Can say something sucks a dick and she'll agree with me. Unlike girls who like to suck a d Thursday, December 27, 2012 4:56:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Will the motherfuckin subway alert system stop sending me email on how the 4/5 trains suck a dick and break down. I get it. Stop spamming me Thursday, December 27, 2012 4:55:03 PMTwitter Web Client
LEA.... GET THE FUCK OFF MY GOD DAMN DICK Monday, December 17, 2012 10:06:36 AMTwitter Web Client
"This 4 train smells like musty dick" -@MalJNew Monday, December 10, 2012 6:57:02 PMTwitter for Android
The hybrid 3G/4G radios in this piece of shit Galaxy Nexus can suck my dick. Saturday, December 08, 2012 10:34:10 PMTwitter for Android
These fucking elevators suck a dick Thursday, December 06, 2012 1:31:47 PMTwitter for Android
4 and 5 trains were jammed ass to dick this morning. Monday, December 03, 2012 9:19:55 AMTwitter Web Client
@portfolioso @Colithika @Waspito I'd bang you both, but I'm just not into the dick. But you're still my dudes
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, November 30, 2012 11:19:09 PMTwitter for Android
Wait. If a pigs tail is squiggly, is a pigs dick squiggly? Sunday, November 18, 2012 4:10:01 AMTwitter for Android
Fuckin A. I am going to punish you (with my dick) for asking "Is Jersey even New York?" Friday, November 16, 2012 6:45:56 PMTwitter Web Client
These Ukranians do whatever the fuck I say. It's awesome. I could tell them to put a dick in the app and they'd do it. Thursday, November 15, 2012 2:07:32 PMTwitter Web Client
God DAMN it the radios in my galaxy nexus are fucking pieces of shit that can't connect to dick Wednesday, October 31, 2012 12:29:14 PMTwitter for Android
yeah yeah yeah fuckin suck a dick bitch Wednesday, October 24, 2012 5:22:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Joel, hop off my dick Wednesday, October 24, 2012 5:06:11 PMTwitter Web Client
Suck my dick for making me do a 7am maintenance today, a 10PM tonight and 6AM tomorrow. #RAISE #fuckoff Gonna do a startup w/ @__JLu instead Monday, October 22, 2012 11:49:31 AMTwitter Web Client
and because there's a bastardization of file paths using mixes of forward and backslashes, finalbuilder is being a dick Wednesday, October 17, 2012 2:43:42 PMTwitter Web Client
OMG These umpire suck donkey dick!!! Monday, October 15, 2012 10:56:05 PMTwitter for Android
"We have to archive those logs. You know how many times we almost ran out of dick... DISK space" Tuesday, October 09, 2012 2:37:55 AMTwitter Web Client
Whose dick do I have to suck to send a motherless picture message up in these fuckin boonies upstate Friday, October 05, 2012 9:59:37 PMTwitter for Android
LOL. Metro North is attempting to suck less dick than it already does http://t.co/7qPfjeR Wednesday, October 03, 2012 3:40:10 PMTwitter Web Client
@SonicBlur23 : "I want a fuckin Hawaii girl.... To suck my dick" Friday, September 28, 2012 11:28:12 PMTwitter for Android
He sousa. Both of your nipples and the tip of your dick... I'm gonna shove it down your throat right now. Saturday, September 22, 2012 1:40:34 AMTwitter for Android
Firefox can suck a dick right now Friday, September 14, 2012 12:24:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Chunz is a dick Thursday, September 13, 2012 9:10:36 PMTwitter for Android
Yanks suck a mean dick Thursday, September 06, 2012 10:43:44 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: The 4/5 Lexington Avenue Line Runs Like Dick http://bit.ly/O3HVMO Tuesday, August 21, 2012 9:17:34 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
@ some joker i refuse to call out: you need a dick. Stop complaining. Get out of my feed Saturday, August 18, 2012 10:57:38 PMTwitter for Android
Suck my dick, I fix everything Tuesday, August 14, 2012 10:59:21 PMTwitter Web Client
The lines in this bitch ass McDonald's are longer than my dick Monday, August 06, 2012 10:38:32 PMTwitter for Android
Who's the dick who put this Apple sticker on my Nexus 7? Pure hypocrisy! http://t.co/oY8eFem Tuesday, July 31, 2012 4:56:52 PMInstagram
Who's the dick that burned the popcorn. Now my clothes are going to smell like shit Tuesday, July 31, 2012 3:18:31 PMTwitter Web Client
TK your herpes added cat can suck your dick Saturday, July 28, 2012 2:47:26 PMTwitter for Android
PS - the UI team and Michelle need to get off my dick. The mobile apps can crash and burn. No more feedback from me. Tuesday, July 17, 2012 10:34:00 AMTwitter Web Client
I have a soft spot for ace of bass. But not my dick Sunday, July 08, 2012 12:42:00 AMTwitter for Android
Watching Taken. So boss. "Now's not the time for dick measuring, Stewart!" Friday, July 06, 2012 11:53:13 PMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella sry I knew that was a dick thing to tweet to you but i was drinking all day so it was fine
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Saturday, June 16, 2012 3:32:05 PMTwitter for Android
Who's the dick that broke the build Wednesday, May 09, 2012 9:13:25 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @portfolioso unlike other jokers I hear about, whiskey dick does not happen to me bc I'm a mother fuckin boss Thursday, May 03, 2012 12:11:16 AMTwitter for Android
@ShavingFoams unlike other jokers I hear about, whiskey dick does not happen to me bc I'm a mother fuckin boss.
In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet
Thursday, May 03, 2012 12:05:53 AMTwitter for Android
Let him take his shot? I wasn't anywhere near you, asshole. Fuck is this, professional pool? Your a a bar you dick. Wednesday, May 02, 2012 8:56:50 PMTwitter for Android
Those right there are what they call dick wrecking boots Friday, March 30, 2012 9:08:19 AMTwitter for Android
Hop off the dick, TK. I neither like you nor work for you so stop telling me to do stupid shit. Monday, March 26, 2012 9:08:49 AMTwitter Web Client
Keith to me about lessard: "Ask him who won the Superbowl, then take tour dick out." Saturday, March 24, 2012 10:53:19 PMTwitter for Android
I'd bet my dick and both balls that I'm going to lose internet between crestwood and scarsdale Wednesday, March 21, 2012 9:34:30 PMTwitter for Android
Angelina Jolie is an anorexic skeleton face. I'm pretty sure my dick is wider than her left arm Sunday, February 26, 2012 10:28:28 PMTwitter for Android
Pretty sure that even though I worked from home today, I was still such a dick to Michelle and she probably wants to kill me Monday, January 23, 2012 6:30:06 PMTwitter Web Client
@dannyrob88 it was auto correct you dick
In reply to @dannyrob88's tweet
Sunday, January 15, 2012 10:36:54 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Mitt Romney is a Cold-hearted Dick [Video] http://t.co/E8QCZsu Friday, January 13, 2012 2:01:02 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
"Back to you, Ryan!" (@ Dick Clarks AB Restaurant) http://4sq.com/AhnOmc Tuesday, January 03, 2012 2:14:48 PMfoursquare
The Galaxy Nexus has a bigger dick than your phone. Just saying. Thursday, December 15, 2011 4:38:37 PMTwitter Web Client
Well that sucked. I wanted to surprise everyone tomorrow with magical new features, but Joomla was too busy sucking dick instead Tuesday, December 06, 2011 3:13:54 AMTwitter Web Client
@scoopANDslam its Dolan's fault we don't get MSG in HD... He won't sell it to them bc he thinks people will stay w/ cablevision What a dick.
In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet
Thursday, December 01, 2011 11:21:28 PMTwitter for Android
Dude. macs can suck my dick... Thursday, November 17, 2011 4:25:55 PMtxt
I want my fucking Galaxy Nexus and Verizon's being a dick and a half about its release date. Thursday, November 17, 2011 9:24:03 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm a fucking dick... I rip on people a lot. If you don't like it, fuck off. I do it with good intent. Wednesday, November 09, 2011 5:30:28 PMTwitter Web Client