350 results for dick — page 2 of 4, showing 101–200
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I'm concerned about the abundance of snap hotdogs and dick convos being had this weekend. Saturday, July 15, 2017 10:18:23 AMTwitter for Android
"Good thing I've got my CostCo card. We're about to buy dick in bulk" Saturday, July 15, 2017 10:10:09 AMTwitter for Android
.@AjitPaiFCC is a stupid fucking cunt trying to ruin the internet in favor of greedy ISPs. Eat a dick, sir Wednesday, July 12, 2017 10:45:58 AMTwitter Web Client
Fourth of July and I made the bomb dot com sausage and peppers. Suck my dick Sunday, July 02, 2017 8:37:17 PMTwitter for Android
microsoft can go suck a fucking dick with MSMQ clustering and its horseshit management and permissions of it. garbage. Tuesday, May 16, 2017 6:06:32 PMTwitter Web Client
Hey assholes over at @Azure This is a valid cron expression, eat a dick https://t.co/ehisXZXrjf Friday, May 05, 2017 10:31:32 AMTwitter Web Client
Microsoft Azure sucks a dick Tuesday, May 02, 2017 6:36:05 PMTwitter Web Client
"Political Greg sucks a dick" Saturday, March 25, 2017 5:37:11 AMTwitter for Android
I mean... It was a biebs tweet, so I was probably just laughing at dick area https://t.co/V2gpZFUwwk Thursday, March 23, 2017 4:08:10 AMTwitter for Android
Found really old screenshots of old text messages. I beat the Biebs to the whole dick area thing by 7 years... https://t.co/JPPAxm5bY4 Wednesday, March 08, 2017 1:02:41 PMTwitter Web Client
Also, the fiancée was NOT pleased with me. She was in the middle of picking out her wedding shoes; I was laughing at a Bieber dick tweet Friday, February 24, 2017 1:14:06 PMTwitter Web Client
I am not proud of the fact that I [soberly] laughed at the Biebs tweeting about his dick area for 5 mins.. Friday, February 24, 2017 1:07:43 PMTwitter Web Client
I legit laughed at "dick area" for 5 minutes straight https://t.co/dguzTXFOP0 Friday, February 24, 2017 1:04:46 PMTwitter Web Client
QA manager is an extreme dick for popping a surprise meeting which is requiring me to leave the bar Tuesday, December 20, 2016 3:12:28 PMTwitter for Android
Who's the dick who put on Nickelback on the jukebox at the bar? Tuesday, November 22, 2016 5:32:21 PMTwitter for Android
Got this on Slack: "I creeped on this lady next to me on the train today and she was texting someone named 'Big Daddy Long Dick'" Wednesday, August 31, 2016 12:06:10 PMTwitter Web Client
No kidding. Lenovo sucks a teensy dick. Their Moto Z looks horrendous. Getting a Nexus. https://t.co/trCTQS2fAi #android #feedly Wednesday, June 22, 2016 12:20:35 AMTwitter for Android
I really need to stop saying that our codebase sucks a dick around my gay work friends. Friday, May 06, 2016 8:15:38 PMTwitter for Android
Alexey sucks a dick at documentation Friday, April 22, 2016 1:24:29 PMTwitter Web Client
To the people who said my powershell was too weak, suck my dick. Just wait until you see what I'm about to drop onto github. Monday, March 07, 2016 4:47:51 AMTwitter Web Client
Everything about GoDaddy sucks a dick. Even transferring out. Thursday, March 03, 2016 9:30:37 AMTwitter Web Client
Spirit airlines charges you to fucking sneeze. They can eat a dick Friday, January 01, 2016 5:06:40 AMTwitter for Android
Someone said the Biebs had a small dick at the bar and I accidentally vehemently defended him. Thursday, December 17, 2015 3:23:12 PMTwitter for Android
Buckyball dick, you guys! #penis2010 https://t.co/Wx8bJAJvb1 Monday, November 23, 2015 11:12:30 AMTwitter for Android
All of the MTA sucks a dick. Metro North 15 mins late, now the 4/5 is traipsing along at 5mph. Cunts. Monday, November 23, 2015 9:05:04 AMTwitter for Android
Dick wrecking boots @MalJNew Saturday, November 14, 2015 1:45:42 AMTwitter for Android
Waiting for an uptown R at Cortlandt St and after 15 minutes, an N shows up. This entire city and MTA can eat my dick. #nevergettinghome Wednesday, November 11, 2015 8:46:21 PMTwitter for Android
The cunt suits I work with. Should they eat a dick? Thursday, October 29, 2015 8:25:20 PMTwitter for Android
Dick parking move. The other bike parked between cars http://t.co/9CjzaEFTTC Friday, August 28, 2015 10:46:03 PMTwitter for Android
ATTENTION EVERYONE: HOP OFF MY DICK

Seriously. Why do you need me to get anything done. Shut up and figure it out like I can. 		Wednesday, August 12, 2015 4:17:20 PMTwitter Web Client
Jesus Christ Google Hangouts. Made a WiFi call on it and the person couldn't hear dick Thursday, August 06, 2015 8:20:15 PMTwitter for Android
To the 24 y/o construction worker @ the bar who kept sayin he made 6 figures: Eat a dick. Some of us work our asses off for shit office jobs Tuesday, June 30, 2015 6:52:51 PMTwitter Web Client
GoDaddy is a fucking piece of shit. Tried to leave them when they supported SOPA in the day, and their Admin Console is dick. Wednesday, June 24, 2015 10:30:54 AMTwitter Web Client
Get the fuck off my team, CC Sabbathia edition. Guy sucks a dick Wednesday, June 24, 2015 9:48:14 AMTwitter Web Client
Eat a dick dot info. I dont care how much I fuck up, at the end of the day Joe and Joe are the only people who can fix shit Tuesday, June 09, 2015 4:03:47 PMTwitter Web Client
THIS ENTIRE PLATFORM SUCKS A DICK Tuesday, June 09, 2015 12:02:02 PMTwitter Web Client
@NYCTSubway suck a dick that nothing is running right this morning. You guys are useless Monday, June 01, 2015 9:22:04 AMTwitter for Android
This place can eat a dick Monday, April 20, 2015 2:47:03 PMTwitter Web Client
PS we need more smokeshow smart programmer chicks here to tell morons to eat a dick
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, March 05, 2015 5:36:53 PMTwitter Web Client
Who's the dick who put mint leaves in my beer? Friday, February 27, 2015 8:56:44 PMTwitter for Android
eat a dick with this oncall period. our shit is imploding and i've gotten bugged every day. suits running shit into the ground. end is nigh Saturday, February 07, 2015 11:57:32 PMTwitter Web Client
Tomorrow's rollout is gonna suck a dick because we are trying to introduce breaking DB schema changes without offlining our app. MO-RONS Monday, February 02, 2015 5:26:50 PMTwitter Web Client
Eat a dick gramps you suit motherfucker. I finished your task before you even asked for it because I know what's up and you're an idiot Thursday, January 22, 2015 12:31:16 PMTwitter Web Client
As much as I'd like to say this place can eat a dick (and it can), this level of urgency is actually fun Wednesday, January 21, 2015 2:04:33 PMTwitter Web Client
Was trying to invite one of my boys to the bar tomorrow and was trying to say it was a "sick bar" but typo'd it to "dick bar" Friday, January 09, 2015 3:42:06 PMTwitter Web Client
"I make dick jokes, am a borderline racist, alcoholic, drug addict" -@barstooljj via @YuppieJunk I might piss myself Friday, January 09, 2015 1:46:40 AMTwitter Web Client
These suits are so ignorant it's not even funny. Getting a spiked dick reamed to me on a process that hasn't changed in years. LOLZ Wednesday, January 07, 2015 11:41:36 AMTwitter Web Client
Whose dick do I have to suck to get a valid Office license up in this bitch? Months already. Friday, December 19, 2014 11:46:35 AMTwitter Web Client
Stop sucking the CTO's dick. Guys a jokeshow Tuesday, December 16, 2014 9:39:56 PMTwitter for Android
"What a great thing to say to a senior vice president. Eat a dick. Have you considered eating a dick?" Thursday, December 11, 2014 11:53:55 PMTwitter for Android
[6:27:46 PM] i'm gonna go up there
[6:27:48 PM] shit on the floor
[6:27:51 PM] tell them to eat a dick
[6:27:52 PM] and walk out 		Thursday, November 13, 2014 9:53:23 AMTwitter Web Client
THIS IS EXCELLENT: https://t.co/EGBnrgYpQW Google fucked up big time by merging hangouts with SMS. It blew monkey dick. Night and day Wednesday, November 12, 2014 2:37:40 PMTwitter Web Client
BYNES!!!!! RT @amandabynes Help a nigga out and hop off ma dick Friday, October 10, 2014 4:24:24 PMTwitter for Android
"Special appearance by owner Dick Cantwell" Love how cocky this guy is. "I own this brewery, bitch. Get a load of me" http://t.co/iBmpE8eOkB Thursday, October 09, 2014 10:33:25 PMTwitter for Android
Once again, Selena can't get enough of that dick juice http://t.co/AzHWRFz3Ki Saturday, August 30, 2014 11:11:03 PMTwitter for Android
Oh I see how it is... Princess Anna wants that dick juice Wednesday, August 20, 2014 11:01:21 PMTwitter for Android
Yo Swisher. Ya can't hit for dick but we love you! Go Yankees Friday, August 08, 2014 9:07:23 PMTwitter for Android
1. Who's the dick who took the last of the office coffee without making a refill pot Wednesday, July 30, 2014 1:10:18 PMTwitter Web Client
Signal loss their fuckin ass. It magically corrected itself... Probably wanted to send a guy here to dick around and say he fixed it Tuesday, July 22, 2014 9:13:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Who's the dick who is trolling the jukebox with Creed? 3 in a row now... Friday, May 23, 2014 4:50:59 PMTwitter for Android
RT @KFCBarstool: If you don't send a girl a picture of your dick in a hot dog bun this holiday weekend, you're doing it wrong. Friday, May 23, 2014 4:49:13 PMTwitter for Android
Verizon sucks a dick at 3G - 4G handoffs. The fuck does 3G still even exist anymore. Such nonsense Monday, May 12, 2014 8:46:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Ah. I see our CTO is still here. He's suckling Kelly's dick right now Wednesday, May 07, 2014 9:35:24 PMTwitter for Android
Leili is addicted to fins dick juice just like Selena is addicted to the biebs dick juice Sunday, March 30, 2014 12:56:31 AMTwitter for Android
"I have a thing for messes. I can rehabilitate them." *pause* "...With my dick." Friday, March 14, 2014 2:15:55 PMTwitter for Android
McGivern is the only dick standing in the way of my 3 day weekend Thursday, March 13, 2014 2:40:40 PMTwitter for Android
This client can 100% suck a fucking dick Wednesday, March 12, 2014 4:43:43 PMTwitter Web Client
I'd rather shove a red hot rusty nail through my dick than to deal with this incompetent piece of shit company Saturday, March 01, 2014 7:42:05 PMTwitter for Android
.@RockNationRadio stop being a pussy anf draw a dick on a cop car. What are they gonna do, arrest you for being awesome?
In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet
Sunday, February 16, 2014 4:57:48 PMTwitter for Android
I triple dog dare you to draw a dick in the snow on that cop car Sunday, February 16, 2014 4:39:39 PMTwitter for Android
If McGivern, the guy who values family and not working all weekend expects me to help with this release, he can surely eat a dick. Sunday, February 16, 2014 2:47:15 PMTwitter for Android
Obviously on the worst days when you just want to get home, all subways run like dick Monday, February 10, 2014 6:38:10 PMTwitter for Android
This meeting sucks a dick Monday, January 27, 2014 10:34:36 AMTwitter for Android
Our VP of Engineering needs to stop being a fucking pussy and sucking our client's dick. Thursday, January 23, 2014 9:58:35 AMTwitter Web Client
Time Warner sucks absolute dick. Worst. ISP. Ever. Thursday, January 23, 2014 12:32:26 AMTwitter for Android
Those are what I call dick wrecking boots Thursday, January 16, 2014 6:37:32 PMTwitter for Android
Our rollouts suck dick Tuesday, January 14, 2014 9:28:52 AMTwitter Web Client
Omg. I've forgotten how much dick it sucks to commute from Westchester Thursday, January 09, 2014 8:50:47 AMTwitter for Android
Wow. I thought grand central was bad? Penn sucks a dick Friday, December 20, 2013 5:59:23 PMTwitter for Android
Out server naming conventions can eat a dick. How am I supposed to know the difference between PSSS1QA and PSSIS1QA? Friday, December 20, 2013 4:04:18 PMTwitter Web Client
Uncle Franks a dick and his mom is too busy on the phone Sunday, December 15, 2013 12:35:40 AMTwitter for Android
K now that I'm coherent again, this Twitter Android app update sucks a dick Thursday, December 12, 2013 2:30:51 PMTwitter for Android
Joe P: "Yo AppFabric sucks a dick" Thursday, December 12, 2013 11:09:30 AMTwitter Web Client
Everything sucks a dick Tuesday, December 10, 2013 6:47:57 PMTwitter for Android
This place sucks a dick. I'm so over it Wednesday, December 04, 2013 12:31:45 PMTwitter Web Client
This shit can eat my dick: http://t.co/32JRTyJxKX So fucking convoluted Tuesday, December 03, 2013 2:24:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Lol. I have to see John McGivern tomorrow. I hope he choked on a dick over Thanksgiving. Sunday, December 01, 2013 3:10:02 PMTwitter for Android
My tab tonight can completely suck my dick Sunday, November 24, 2013 2:09:18 AMTwitter for Android
McGivern. Eat a fucking dick Monday, November 04, 2013 3:31:04 PMTwitter for Android
This pizza smells like the underside of a dick Saturday, October 26, 2013 7:53:43 PMTwitter for Android
When half the sales team and VPs are in Vegas getting hammered and selling our shit, and I'm here listening to this suit.... Eat a dick. Tuesday, October 22, 2013 11:03:34 AMTwitter for Android
The fact that we're running web servers that are joined to three different domains that don't trust one another can eat my dick. Wednesday, October 16, 2013 3:43:08 PMTwitter Web Client
House tequila can suck my dick Friday, October 04, 2013 10:01:33 PMTwitter for Android
Someone's gf, regarding her bf of over a year: "Yeah he might be gay, but he has such a big dick" Wednesday, October 02, 2013 8:21:51 PMTwitter for Android
Yankees suck a mean dick Wednesday, September 25, 2013 9:31:33 PMTwitter for Android
Someone put a dick in Carrie Underwood's mouth to shut her up. Absolute disgrace. Butchering the Beatles Sunday, September 22, 2013 9:46:50 PMTwitter Web Client
YES!! Bobby Cannavale wins! Sick role in Boardwalk Empire last season as Gyp Rosetti, although I didn't need to see your dick bro. Sunday, September 22, 2013 9:39:59 PMTwitter Web Client
This is a BULLSHIT day in NY sports. Giants choking on donkey dick and if the Yankees can't score with runners at 2nd and 3rd so CUNCEL NY Sunday, September 22, 2013 4:30:09 PMTwitter for Android
This country can suck my dick http://t.co/VfAqYUhxcr Saturday, September 21, 2013 10:42:00 AMTwitter for Android
My favorite tool is a needle nose pliers pliers. Legit can do anything with it. What's yours (besides my dick)? Thursday, September 19, 2013 8:04:37 PMTwitter for Android