350 results for dick — page 4 of 4, showing 301–350
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i'd rather put 46 rusty needles through my dick than to talk to this bitch ass client... Thursday, November 03, 2011 12:43:50 PMtxt
Pretty sure these newest Angry Birds Halloween levels are harder than my dick. Saturday, October 29, 2011 10:07:10 PMtxt
Slept so soundly on the train, pretty sure if the dude next to me drew a dick on my face, I wouldn't have woken up. Friday, October 28, 2011 9:52:58 AMTwitter Web Client
Seriously... Why is every single car and house alarm going off. Who's the dick... Saturday, September 17, 2011 1:34:23 AMTwitter Web Client
This is a train for serious working people. Who's the dick with the crying baby? Someone give it an ambien. Wednesday, September 14, 2011 9:02:09 AMTwitter for Android
Girl dancing in the pink..... absolute dick wrecker. I guarantee it. Friday, August 19, 2011 5:01:25 PMTwitter for Android
My liver is telling me to suck a dick this week Thursday, August 18, 2011 10:11:10 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: The 6 Train Was A Dick and a Half Today http://bit.ly/qwLxjv Thursday, August 04, 2011 10:15:31 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
I could be a real dick sometimes =) Monday, July 25, 2011 9:42:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Facebook's Android App is horse shit. Fuckin slow, lacks features. Cant do dick on it. Their iPhone one is SO much better. Tuesday, July 12, 2011 8:59:26 PMTwitter Web Client
@SumthinEclectic Yeah me in Huntley's class via Trac: "EHHHHHH. What a dick. This fool's checkin caused the Drupal module to stop loading."
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Monday, June 27, 2011 2:27:27 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: You Can Suck My Dick If 20 out of Your Last 22 Facebook Profile Pictures Are You and Your BF http://bit.ly/mihGoB Saturday, June 25, 2011 12:01:57 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
This fucking dick came in on the wrong track Wednesday, May 25, 2011 11:56:13 PMTwitter for Android
Ok who's the dick with Wendy's on this train? Smells nom Tuesday, May 24, 2011 9:00:27 PMTwitter for Android
Damn right they tied it. Soria couldn't throw a strike for dick and his fastball was only 83mph. If they lost, it would have been sickening. Wednesday, May 11, 2011 11:15:17 PMTwitter for Android
WOW MY fantasy team pitching sucks dick this wee. Thanks lncecum you ass. 37.2 INN, 38 HA, 22 BBI, 33 K, 23 ER, W, 4 L, 2 S Saturday, April 23, 2011 8:30:12 PMTwitter Web Client
Apple can suck my fuckin dick so badly with this error shit. Thanks. Now I have to spend hours redoing my ipod http://twitpic.com/4k8xvo Wednesday, April 13, 2011 1:38:58 AMTwitpic
Ok who's the dick... http://t.co/JfYpRau Friday, April 01, 2011 10:03:33 AMTwitter for Android
Considering this one is wearing dick wrecking boots, i'd tap that... Thursday, March 31, 2011 8:45:31 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ, Christina Agulera grew a dick... Sings the national anthem like a man, and fucked the lyrics up. Sad. Sunday, February 06, 2011 6:23:46 PMTwitter for Android
Whose dick are you sucking now? RT @nyJULZmd Mmmm but it tastes good! Monday, January 31, 2011 9:31:15 PMTwitter Web Client
dual quad core xenons suck dick at importing 32,000 records apparently. Times 20. I'm gonna be up all fucking night Sunday, January 02, 2011 11:42:48 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito You're a dick with your two feet of snow and 12 days of straight snow. We only get a dusting
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Monday, December 13, 2010 11:31:55 PMTwitter Web Client
Seriosuly though, it should be illegal to wear pants that wreck so much dick in the office. I'm staring like a damn moron. Friday, December 03, 2010 5:31:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Wooo. Phillis lost! Philliessuck dick Saturday, October 23, 2010 11:40:11 PMTwitter for Android
@scoopANDslam flash sucks dick on android. I uninstalled that shit in 5 minutes.
In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet
Friday, October 08, 2010 11:55:06 AMTwitter for Android
It's official. The Yankees suck dick and at this rate, they won't even make the playoffs. Saturday, September 25, 2010 6:08:59 PMTwitter Web Client
My fuckin feeble computer sucks dick at extracting large archives over 1 gig Wednesday, August 04, 2010 12:29:12 AMTwitter Web Client
shade...dick... lamp... faggot... car Saturday, July 24, 2010 10:51:10 PMtwidroid
suck my dick touchpad... Tuesday, July 20, 2010 5:16:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Who's the dick who designed these projectors to look like dicks? http://twitpic.com/21a1mq Wednesday, June 30, 2010 1:09:50 PMtwidroid
New blog post: Further Proof Steve Jobs is a Dick & the iPhone 4 is a Piece of Shit http://bit.ly/cmqtd4 Thursday, June 24, 2010 10:32:04 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
OK the Droid X is officially bigger than my dick. This is getting out of hand: http://www.engadget.com/photos/motorola-droid-x/ Tuesday, June 15, 2010 6:34:38 PMTwitter Web Client
http://fucking.shorten.this.url.twidroid.you.fucking.shitpile.net/what-a-dick test tweet Tuesday, June 15, 2010 12:51:05 PMtwidroid
Mother fuck this feeble piece of shit laptop with only one gig of ram. My dick has more ram. Wednesday, June 09, 2010 10:26:26 PMtwidroyd (original)
Who the fuck put sweedish subtitles that I can't remove on my torrented video. What a dick. Monday, June 07, 2010 2:09:43 AMtwidroyd (original)
Even though I was purposly a complete dick to this guy, I give him mucho cred for calling me out. He grew balls over the years Thursday, May 20, 2010 6:53:17 PMtwidroid
Haha I love how I can be a HUGE dick to people sometimes Thursday, May 20, 2010 3:15:43 AMTwitter Web Client
The motorola droid and verizon can both suck my dick. I might dump this trash and get a droid incredible Thursday, May 06, 2010 5:16:44 PMtwidroid
Verizons service sucks dick at fairfield beach. Its good everywhere else Saturday, May 01, 2010 1:18:41 AMtwidroid
Jesus F'in Christ, Google. Stop sucking dick with attachments in Gmail Friday, April 23, 2010 2:08:17 PMTwitter Web Client
Gps sucks dick. In connecticut. It works well in NY. Saturday, April 10, 2010 6:01:29 PMtwidroid
tell motorola to suck my dick. they can keep their $500 piece of shit flashlight. htc and google's nexus one is better you cunt Sunday, January 24, 2010 2:58:33 AMDELETED
joe's dumpy ass rum. no dick in my brand name Thursday, December 10, 2009 10:24:36 PMtxt
Applied Ethics 291 can suck my dick Wednesday, December 09, 2009 11:06:17 PMTwitter Web Client
@ShavingFoams you're a dick with that tweet....
In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet
Friday, November 27, 2009 1:00:18 AMTwitter Web Client
can we get another shithead over here making sandwiches? this line is as long as dick Thursday, October 15, 2009 1:53:02 PMtxt
I am going to cock slap the Yankees right now if they continue sucking dick, giving up 11+ runs two days in a row Saturday, August 22, 2009 6:31:47 PMTwitter Web Client
Let me remind you all how to use direct messages on twitter: "d username joe is a dick." Now I won't get your entire convos sent to phone Thursday, June 18, 2009 12:07:41 PMTwitter Web Client
Registration and this cunty school can suck my dick Monday, November 17, 2008 11:56:09 PMTwitter Web Client