BRB. Recovering from the day and a half outage I caused by listening to fucking DBAs and their bitch ass ways
I've been on an incident since 5am and I have to poop and can't leave
Wednesday, May 15, 2024 03:20:58 PM from Twitter for Android
@greg16676935420 @digitalartchick Dicks out for Harambe
Wednesday, May 15, 2024 02:35:36 PM from Twitter for Android
For fucks sake, I would cause a major production incident a couple days before an offsite with the whole fucking engineering team. Kill me now
Wednesday, May 15, 2024 02:34:19 PM from Twitter for Android
@DaveYostOH Not one peep out of this jagoffs mouth when the proud boys were harassing the gays but he has to suck Israel's dick
@DaveYostOH We have such a piece of shit attorney general in this state
@DaveYostOH Elon's Twitter. Free speech. I said what I said.
@DaveYostOH Do you feel the same way about the Proud Boys, David?
And he's a dead man walking https://t.co/hC3tUW0tSt
Get a load of this fucking boomer. I would have sentenced him to death by drowning in toxic waste. It's a shame they don't allow cruel and unusual punishments here
https://t.co/EZt5RL8ug3
@nancyalice1 @GovMikeDeWine @FranDeWine @ImaginationOhio Oh no! Free books! I'm appalled. God forbid we educate the children! They might grow up to become hippie liberals
Tomorrow, astronauts are going to die going to space because their vehicle was made by Boeing. RIP in advance ☠️
@crisisofconsc I never really used Teams until I was on a support call with Microsoft. How bad can it really be?
So bad. The answer is so bad...
One day @rosterloh will decide to use ultrasonic fingerprint readers in the Pixel series and not this optical bullshit because ever since the Pixel 6 series, the fingerprint unlock sucks a cock https://t.co/wLVdgJOLGE
Another one?!?!?!
https://t.co/IdJgeAm3ON https://t.co/eQ5j23S4Us