@crisisofconsc Agreed, but it doesn't make it any cooler outside 🫤

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Monday, August 05, 2024 02:09:30 AM from Twitter for Android

Gotta make sure we prepare to start a war to get us out of the upcoming recession

https://t.co/1y4NjmZXRF

Saturday, August 03, 2024 09:14:49 AM from Twitter for Android

Send him straight through the wood chipper

https://t.co/SXK0N3K2GF

Saturday, August 03, 2024 08:57:33 AM from Twitter for Android

I exclusively use the ThinkPad TrackPoint pointer (aka clit mouse). There is a phenomenon I've been experiencing where it moves on its own when I let it go.

TIL- this is known as trackpoint drift and it's a pain in the gd ass. AI knows everything https://t.co/CgpRzxovn2

Friday, August 02, 2024 12:05:35 AM from Twitter Web App

@GovMikeDeWine @H2Ohio Plenty of PFAs. How's the East Palestine water, Michael? Cancerous?

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Thursday, August 01, 2024 04:03:05 PM from Twitter for Android

Walmart+ is shit. Garbage logistics compared to Amazon Prime. Second time I ordered something and it didn't arrive on time before my trip and now it's useless to me. Never usually have any issues with Amazon

Thursday, August 01, 2024 03:54:26 PM from Twitter for Android

@GovMikeDeWine I don't believe a word you say, Michael. How's that First Energy money?

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Wednesday, July 31, 2024 10:38:16 PM from Twitter Web App

First Crowdstrike puts a spiked pole up my ass. Now Digicert.

I am going to quit technology. Yall suck

Tuesday, July 30, 2024 05:57:06 PM from Twitter Web App

@Mikhru It's all hearsay right now. No official word on this extension. I still don't think they have been revoked

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Tuesday, July 30, 2024 05:32:51 PM from Twitter Web App

Bunch of cunts over at Digicert with this certificate revocation bullshit. So they make me scramble to reissue all these certs and now they're extending the expiration 4 days?

Tuesday, July 30, 2024 04:35:25 PM from Twitter Web App

@github What happened to the autocomplete search box when searching gists?

Tuesday, July 30, 2024 01:34:45 AM from Twitter Web App

It's too fucking hot outside. This is some bullshit. I'm done with summer already. When's it going to be below 60 again https://t.co/rJge5yESke

Sunday, July 28, 2024 03:56:06 PM from Twitter for Android

I've forgotten how fucking slow and shitty the @Azure portal is.

Friday, July 26, 2024 02:20:27 AM from Twitter Web App

What a time to be alive with this Pulitzer Prize winning discord content: https://t.co/oidTo0dVtK

Sunday, July 21, 2024 03:31:48 PM from Twitter for Android

Cancel the stock market tomorrow. Nothing fucking works and it's going to be a disaster.

So this is where the recession begins...

Friday, July 19, 2024 04:52:57 AM from Twitter Web App