Stop breaking my fucking balls, Jesus Christ. Every 5 seconds I have to get up and bring you something like I'm a goddamn servant. Get off your ass and leave me alone. I don't ask for 900 things all day long. FUCK

Wednesday, July 29, 2020 11:10:57 PM from Twitter for Android

I can't believe this dumb bitch is sitting here defending the idiot's use of hydroxycloroquine when numerous medical agencies say it does not help https://t.co/OPhj8FFG01

Wednesday, July 29, 2020 08:12:26 AM from Twitter for Android

Yo, you want to make shit beer sound fancy? Just turn the lite into latte.

Bud Latte
Keystone Latte
Coors Latte
...

Wednesday, July 29, 2020 01:30:53 AM from Twitter for Android

LAW & ORDER!!!
(aka shithole country that uses federal prison guards on civilian protestors)

https://t.co/owjRVvud7t

Tuesday, July 28, 2020 10:28:32 AM from Twitter for Android

Dude if you're voting for Trump this year, just realize that as a pedophile was being taken jail, he wished her well.

This is what you stand for.

Saturday, July 25, 2020 11:59:05 AM from Twitter for Android

It's Christmastime in Hollis Queens
Mom's cookin chicken and collard greens

Saturday, July 25, 2020 01:15:02 AM from Twitter for Android

@epa @EPAAWheeler Y U RUIN THE ENVIRONMENT? https://t.co/Kq2WNimpHO

Friday, July 24, 2020 12:50:46 PM from Twitter for Android

Welp, guess they'll die https://t.co/lpXSUrcMu9

Friday, July 24, 2020 12:41:29 PM from Twitter Web App

I need goddamn New York pizza rn

Friday, July 24, 2020 12:51:42 AM from Twitter for Android

Did they arrest the cops who killed Breona Taylor yet?

Thursday, July 23, 2020 11:39:01 PM from Twitter for Android

Good, I hope they reveal dirt on Trump so he can get the death penalty

https://t.co/mMQlPNuNLp

Thursday, July 23, 2020 06:40:52 PM from Twitter for Android

6pm and i'm helping a manager push a one line change to a git repo which takes 25 seconds and it's been 20 mins already and i want to die

Thursday, July 23, 2020 06:22:42 PM from Twitter Web App

Michael Kay just said he had a thick neck, as he was showing pictures of him & John Sterling from the 70s/80s (for the second day in a row, mind you) and I'm about to throw up a little bit in my mouth

Monday, July 20, 2020 07:09:28 PM from Twitter Web App

Must me nice to be an ignorant, science-denying white racist. You can go around in public with automatic weapons and everything is completely fine. But God forbid you're Black and peacefully holding a BLM sign, you get maced, attacked, and/or killed https://t.co/9uAlRHEVsw

Monday, July 20, 2020 01:33:33 PM from Twitter for Android

@Yankees call this dog up to the majors!

@MLB we need more bat dogs https://t.co/4EdGyFovFR

Sunday, July 19, 2020 06:02:56 PM from Twitter for Android