I very excite to watch @BoratSagdiyev's subsequent moviefilm tonight. High five!
Friday, October 23, 2020 08:06:43 PM from Twitter for Android
This pandemic has caused me to build a tolerance to every drug ever invented
Thursday, October 22, 2020 02:01:10 PM from Twitter for Android
@FitbitSupport my Versa somehow got itself into night mode. There is a moon icon and I cannot change settings. How do I turn this off? Yes, I rebooted it
Thursday, October 22, 2020 11:11:00 AM from Twitter for Android
Hey @realDonaldTrump: eat a dick https://t.co/2ph6dggmKx
Wednesday, October 21, 2020 09:31:41 AM from Twitter Web App
Just did a rude sneaker squeak about face and ran the other way because some dumb bitch at walmart coughed straight into the air with her mask down.
Idgaf
Tuesday, October 20, 2020 09:48:10 PM from Twitter for Android
Enough! @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/9VKVI9phGZ
@JJFromTheBronx Guy's a fuckin wacko. IDK how anyone believes a word he says
Rewatching Dexter. Forgot how good it was (up to Trinity) https://t.co/gwVu11sPl6
Sunday, October 18, 2020 09:37:53 PM from Twitter for Android
Bunch of morons over at @Apple for not going with USB-C on the iPhone 12. Not only do they not include a charger, but they keep using old proprietary shit. Awful for the environment! Come in - MacBooks and ipads use USB-C. It's a standard... Fuckssake
https://t.co/l2hwy4MUi9
Sunday, October 18, 2020 09:05:48 PM from Twitter for Android
Dark. Failure. Unsafe. Despair. Problems.
Synonyms of Trump's America. @ohiogop https://t.co/9WAblmIP9h
Sunday, October 18, 2020 06:43:14 PM from Twitter for Android
Footage of @realDonaldTrump dancing https://t.co/U2wVOAqk7x
Saturday, October 17, 2020 10:52:58 PM from Twitter for Android
@peacelovingnj Thank you for being on the right side of history.
Saturday, October 17, 2020 06:04:49 PM from Twitter for Android
When I ask my assistant to play a full album, I expect it to pick the official version. Not a compilation uploaded by Joe Blow (how did this not get a copyright strike)?
@madebygoogle @googlenest @youtubemusic https://t.co/rvb6dLQf7I
Saturday, October 17, 2020 05:59:10 PM from Twitter for Android
Fuckin Slack is unreliable AF recently
Maybe we've advanced as a society over time. Oh wait, nevermind. People in the middle ages were smarter than us https://t.co/XHYGsAd8rv
Friday, October 16, 2020 12:14:50 AM from Twitter for Android