My dog is very selective with where she takes her shits. It's always near Trump signs. She's a genius
Friday, October 30, 2020 09:57:24 PM from Twitter for Android
@mustang_sarah @dougbies No one uses it pretty much anywhere except for a niche group of early adopters (some of my tech startup friends)
I only use it to track where I've been, and Google does this automatically. The coins feature is useless. I bet Swarm will shut down at some point
TIL that American Hi Fi's song Flavor of the Weak is WEAK, not week and my mind is blown @Nintendad88 https://t.co/yrKk2O9D6j
My job makes me so fucking miserable. I spent a 4 day weekend solo with my daughter last weekend, didn't check in once and was happy as a clam. Called out yesterday - happy.
Came back today and I want to punch everyone in the goddamn face.
I just took a 45 minute walk and forgot my Fitbit on the charger and now it looks like I'm jagging it because I'm shaking my wrist to make up for the missed steps
Wednesday, October 28, 2020 09:00:45 PM from Twitter for Android
No shit. They are MORONS for not using USB-C @Apple
https://t.co/weMlzGQ7mj
Wednesday, October 28, 2020 05:01:26 PM from Twitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump how's the stock market doing today, cuntface?
https://t.co/1Z27l9hEdq
Wednesday, October 28, 2020 04:57:42 PM from Twitter for Android
Who buys a complete dish set at the goddamn grocery store. Im trying to get out of here and they're individually wrapping each plate
Wednesday, October 28, 2020 03:00:50 PM from Twitter for Android
@__Really__ @JSScott64 @1stacyphillips @realDonaldTrump Trump reversed so many environmental protections (on the name of profits) and now more carcinogens are being released.
So yes, Trump is indirectly causing cancer
Wednesday, October 28, 2020 12:21:40 AM from Twitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump You're an asshole
RT @nachosarah: there are too many old dumb people on tv and not enough titties
I always have to rewrite this asshole's code. Guy comes in after me, writes shit code, they think he's Jesus Christ, and I'm always cleaning up his goddamn mess
My shuffle playlist is really out there. Went from Tool to Havana
Sunday, October 25, 2020 08:02:14 PM from Twitter for Android
Voting in this country is very similar to the Black Lives Matter movement. All votes matter, but in some states votes matter more. For example if you're voting Republican in NY or CA, your vote does not matter. All votes are not equal!
The Electoral College is silly
Sunday, October 25, 2020 03:20:57 PM from Twitter for Android