This piece of shit coffee maker died on me after 4 years and I probably only used it about 50 times: https://t.co/LRzJLWi6eP

Friday, May 14, 2021 09:37:55 AM from Twitter Web App

There will never be any peace between Israelis and Palestinians/Hamas until humans decide to get rid of religion.

Prove me wrong

Friday, May 14, 2021 01:36:05 AM from Twitter for Android

Anyone using unsafe gas containers and pulling this kind of shit deserves nothing less than to catch on fire and burn https://t.co/fMFfKuq0fO

Thursday, May 13, 2021 09:37:09 PM from Twitter Web App

@Etekcity Did you discontinue the Voltson smart plugs (ESW01-USA)? I don't see them in your website and they're out of stock on Amazon. I hope there will be a similar product - I liked these, and the energy monitoring

Sunday, May 09, 2021 03:10:55 PM from Twitter for Android

This is pretty savage. Finally Google with some balls. They're like: "Eat my asshole, Roku" https://t.co/gwPnEBQcRz

Saturday, May 08, 2021 11:42:40 PM from Twitter for Android

No one wants to work shit jobs where you get abused by asshole customers for shit pay when you can just stay home and collect free money. Maybe pay better?

https://t.co/Rfq8duUPgB

Saturday, May 08, 2021 11:28:11 AM from Twitter for Android

Forget normal mushrooms on Mars. The real question is... Are they magic mushrooms? Can I go to Mars and trip balls? https://t.co/MDQxqVS6Zu

Friday, May 07, 2021 09:04:53 PM from Twitter for Android

NOPE. You're an idiot, Alyssa. Even if you signed up for alerts, if something txts you about an unauthorized charge, log the fuck in and check manually. Don't do it from the message.
https://t.co/j3mhU1ag7E https://t.co/xeH6JZHMHq

Friday, May 07, 2021 12:38:25 AM from Twitter for Android

@Neustar Are there any issues with @UltraDNS? DNS resolution is flaky

Thursday, May 06, 2021 02:06:28 PM from Twitter Web App

I think I broke my fucking foot kicking a fucking cinderblock wall because I'm a fucking moron

Wednesday, May 05, 2021 11:02:11 PM from Twitter for Android

"We 'gon use your data to try and sell you shit. Even if you unsubscribe or opt out, we'll just create new lists and still contact you forever." #tos #privacypolicy

Hey, at least they're not bullshittin' you https://t.co/LmhoU4pGwj

Saturday, May 01, 2021 01:54:35 AM from Twitter for Android

@climate Fuck corn

In reply to @climate's tweet

Saturday, May 01, 2021 12:15:35 AM from Twitter for Android

@RFordMotivaSpkr @RMerlinDev This drives me batty about Asus. I wish they'd release fewer models and focus more on firmware updates. Maybe then they'd be more mainstream in stores. I made the mistake of getting the 87U back in the day. It used a weirdo chipset and they rarely updated it. Avoid obscure models

In reply to @RFordMotivaSpkr's tweet

Friday, April 30, 2021 09:59:45 PM from Twitter for Android

Droopy, turtle-faced bitch writes letter to education secretary so we can continue to glorify all the whites throughout history who never did anything wrong to natives or blacks https://t.co/qtwmAgxg1J

Friday, April 30, 2021 09:53:03 PM from Twitter for Android

Prediction: They made their own CPU whose performance will be worse than Snapdragon and Apple chips, and it'll be buggy for a while

https://t.co/rv7rew3cVk

Thursday, April 29, 2021 04:00:22 AM from Twitter for Android