Abort the simulation and put us all out of our misery. https://t.co/XMEMVsFvel

Tuesday, May 25, 2021 11:31:20 PM from Twitter for Android

@ky9 Happy birthday and graduation anniversary!

Sunday, May 23, 2021 10:38:36 PM from Twitter for Android

I don't understand how many fucking times I have to show this slow-learning engineer the same goddamn thing. This is like the third working session on the same shit and he did it hands on twice already.

Figure it out or get lost. I have my own shit to do

Friday, May 21, 2021 02:08:14 PM from Twitter Web App

JFC, we don't need this kind of shit again: https://t.co/1cqRQQ2F8Y

Tell China's wacky viruses from bats and birds and shit like that to fuck right off

Friday, May 21, 2021 02:01:25 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm not a gun guy, but I pulled out a pair of shorts from last summer and found a 5.7x28mm shell in my pocket. The fuck?

Thursday, May 20, 2021 03:17:21 PM from Twitter Web App

@Jim_Jordan "Trust the common sense of the American People"

Your cult leader once suggested using light and bleach internally to cure Covid...

You sir, are a moron

In reply to @Jim_Jordan's tweet

Thursday, May 20, 2021 02:11:29 PM from Twitter Web App

My 2 year old was asking for a peanut butter and jelly and I heard "pee on daddy" and for a split second, I was like, where the F did I go wrong?

Tuesday, May 18, 2021 11:25:53 PM from Twitter for Android

@RMerlinDev Is there a limit on # of WiFi5 devices on one band (2.4ghz) on the AX88U before it starts getting unstable? I have 5-10 devices that use low bandwidth on an 87u, and the whole network is unstable and has high ping. 5ghz is fine

Tuesday, May 18, 2021 02:22:27 PM from Twitter Web App

I'm just thinking the AC87U has bad hardware and a strange chipset that folds under load. Considering this model is unsupported, I want to look into a new router.

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Tuesday, May 18, 2021 02:23:38 PM from Twitter Web App

Anyone else notice that ever since mental case hasn't been president anymore, my level of hating everything pretty much like stopped?

Sunday, May 16, 2021 11:36:53 PM from Twitter for Android

Leave Bill Gates alone. When you have billions upon billions of dollars, of course you're going to be able to do whatever the hell you want. Why are we surprised?

https://t.co/7xmtlFNQWR

Sunday, May 16, 2021 10:57:17 PM from Twitter for Android

Sanchez got a hit with the bases juiced? What a miracle, that .188 hitting bastard! Go El Gary!

Saturday, May 15, 2021 07:20:51 PM from Twitter for Android

We're all living in a simulation

Friday, May 14, 2021 09:44:25 AM from Twitter Web App

@JJFromTheBronx Thanks, Obama

In reply to @JJFromTheBronx's tweet

Friday, May 14, 2021 09:38:23 AM from Twitter Web App