My fantasy team is getting killed. I benched all the wrong people. My bench has almost as many points ans who I started. FML

Thursday, June 04, 2009 03:31:47 PM from Twitter Web Client

Asian guy on the train drinking a bud through a straw. Lol

Wednesday, June 03, 2009 11:43:11 PM from Twitter SMS

Never leave a stone unturned

Wednesday, June 03, 2009 06:58:38 PM from Twitter SMS

Looks like this is going to be a donation to the MTA. Stupid rain

Wednesday, June 03, 2009 05:10:48 PM from Twitter SMS

Weather not looking good at all for tonight's game. There goes my money wasted on trains...

Wednesday, June 03, 2009 02:17:30 PM from Twitter Web Client

@ShavingFoams It's also because people CHAT through twitter, which is nonsense (and I'm saying this as a general tweet, not just a reply)

In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet

Wednesday, June 03, 2009 11:51:45 AM from Twitter Web Client

Note to tweeple: twhirl notifications come in a fewminutes after texts do, and they come in groups of 2-3. So it's not really real time.

Wednesday, June 03, 2009 11:17:48 AM from Twitter Web Client

In all mother the whoses die

Wednesday, June 03, 2009 01:02:41 AM from Twitter SMS

"t9, learn to use it" -Marc

Tuesday, June 02, 2009 11:47:32 PM from Twitter SMS

My mom won't let me leave until she's off the phone and she won't stfu

Tuesday, June 02, 2009 10:58:38 PM from Twitter SMS

I love my new keygen ringtone. I'm borderline calling myself to hear it more (yes I'm a dork). Wait until you hear it!

Tuesday, June 02, 2009 06:48:33 PM from Twitter Web Client

Stupid ABC news teases you with cool stories and never gets to them

Tuesday, June 02, 2009 05:26:35 PM from Twitter SMS

Didn't get a chance to see the Tonight Show with Conan, so watching that off my DVR

Tuesday, June 02, 2009 03:50:56 PM from Twitter Web Client

Tweeting from my phone (i can do this now)

Tuesday, June 02, 2009 02:46:32 PM from Twitter Web Client

@getaloadathis That's awesome. If you get it working, let me know

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Tuesday, June 02, 2009 02:14:07 PM from Twitter Web Client