Great. Now my fucking card reader won't read SD cards. I hate my laptop.

Friday, May 08, 2009 01:43:08 AM from Twitter Web Client

Call me back. YOU WON'T. I don't care either.

Thursday, May 07, 2009 11:57:43 PM from Twitter Web Client

Done bitches

Thursday, May 07, 2009 03:49:10 PM from Twitter Web Client

I think that if you live in the northeast, sunny days don't exist anymore.

Thursday, May 07, 2009 12:03:16 PM from Twitter Web Client

Dear group members, please send me your part of the paper so that I can be done with finals today. K thanks bye.

Thursday, May 07, 2009 10:06:06 AM from Twitter Web Client

The American Idle, Carl Pavano, has more wins against the Red Sox than the Yankees do. FML

Thursday, May 07, 2009 12:17:23 AM from Twitter Web Client

Dear last final exam, Why are you tomorrow at 1:30 when i should take you now and then be done? <3, Joe

Wednesday, May 06, 2009 03:29:18 PM from Twitter Web Client

Slept from 11-now, I have to do laundry and meeting at 4:30. Hmm

Wednesday, May 06, 2009 02:40:13 PM from Twitter Web Client

who ever said we wash away with the rain?

Wednesday, May 06, 2009 12:32:20 AM from Twitter Web Client

Is it bad that the right hemisphere of my brain felt numb for a second?

Tuesday, May 05, 2009 09:06:45 PM from Twitter Web Client

Memory. Set me free. I don't care no more.

Tuesday, May 05, 2009 03:14:30 PM from Twitter Web Client

Cool. Can I get just one win against the fucking Red Sox this year please?

Tuesday, May 05, 2009 01:11:29 AM from Twitter Web Client

Does the sun ever come out over here anymore? What the hell is this, Seattle? And how many more Yankee games are going to get rained out?

Monday, May 04, 2009 07:30:46 PM from Twitter Web Client

What does it take to get the fuckin number to Angelo's around here and why does our piece of shit website not list it?

Monday, May 04, 2009 05:26:48 PM from Twitter Web Client

@Waspito you sound like me now.

In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet

Monday, May 04, 2009 03:07:23 PM from Twitter Web Client