yeah I'm hammered and done with this lab report. I'll yet you all know what I get. If I get an A, my professors is officially a dumb fuck.

Friday, September 18, 2009 02:21:05 AM from Twitter Web Client

just did an epic drunk google voice demo to my housemates. they think its awesome. So now we're gonna prank axelrod with it

Friday, September 18, 2009 01:37:02 AM from Twitter Web Client

fuck, I just spilled beer on my lab report. Don't drink and do work, but fuck it. It's senior year

Thursday, September 17, 2009 11:52:52 PM from Twitter Web Client

anyone have any opiates i can OD on right now? fml

Wednesday, September 16, 2009 08:25:27 PM from Twitter Web Client

FAIL

Wednesday, September 16, 2009 07:30:09 PM from txt

yes, i do walk into buidings when the fire alarm is going off

Wednesday, September 16, 2009 05:13:56 PM from txt

40 minutes and i don't have to do jack shit. One of the few breaks in my non-stop life. less than 5 seconds ago

Wednesday, September 16, 2009 01:24:01 PM from Twitter Web Client

turbo 1 was painless. Mainiero's really a good professor.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009 01:05:45 PM from txt

I have 101 things to do and class from 11-4:30 just wastes my fucking time

Wednesday, September 16, 2009 10:46:48 AM from txt

They really don't pay me enough for this lol

Wednesday, September 16, 2009 02:06:34 AM from txt

Tom, EIC of @fairfieldmirror, regarding the admin interface: "Joe, can you tell me how to get into the back side? I mean the backend"

Tuesday, September 15, 2009 11:20:50 PM from Twitter Web Client

Simmons: "I have that CD on casette"

Tuesday, September 15, 2009 11:17:09 PM from Twitter Web Client

I can feel the wheel but I can't steer when my thoughts become my biggest fear

Tuesday, September 15, 2009 05:32:58 PM from Twitter Web Client

just replaced my defective ENV3 now networkin the XBOX to stream all my videos to our bitchin tv

Tuesday, September 15, 2009 01:14:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

@Waspito False, you're from Westchester. You root for the Giants fool. Not a hick ass upstate NY team just b/cyou go to school there

In reply to @Waspito's tweet

Monday, September 14, 2009 10:33:28 PM from Twitter Web Client