leaving for Fairfield at 8am. About 5% packed. This might be a late one

Monday, August 24, 2009 11:31:57 PM from Twitter Web Client

Vacuum your Firefox places database to speed it up (this is awesome): http://bit.ly/306ArA

Monday, August 24, 2009 06:51:57 PM from Twitter Web Client

@Waspito It's syllabus week. Gotta love the first week. Now go drink every night

In reply to @Waspito's tweet

Monday, August 24, 2009 04:54:35 PM from Twitter Web Client

I move in at 9AM tomorrow and they make us start training at 2PM. I have a whole house to set up. They have some set of fuckin balls

Monday, August 24, 2009 04:53:48 PM from Twitter Web Client

Please explain to me why every classroom at this school got a box of hot pretzels delivered. Why is that necessary?

Monday, August 24, 2009 02:11:11 PM from txt

3 hours of work left, then it's over. Idk how i feel about that.

Monday, August 24, 2009 01:02:22 PM from txt

I swear to god...the teachers come in and they start fucking with my shit

Monday, August 24, 2009 10:43:43 AM from txt

Fuckin teachers break my balls with their computer problems. It was awesome when they weren't here

Monday, August 24, 2009 10:24:20 AM from txt

Sorry John, I'm raping your OptOnline upload by downloading 500MB of maps from your dedicated server for epic Killing Floor later

Saturday, August 22, 2009 09:34:57 PM from Twitter Web Client

HA. Jose Molina at 3rd. Girardi was like fuck this shit, I have no bench so lets do whatever

Saturday, August 22, 2009 06:48:40 PM from Twitter Web Client

I am going to cock slap the Yankees right now if they continue sucking dick, giving up 11+ runs two days in a row

Saturday, August 22, 2009 06:31:47 PM from Twitter Web Client

I've been working on the Mirror site nonstop since 12PM. You're welcome.

Saturday, August 22, 2009 05:24:35 PM from Twitter Web Client

what the FUCK is wrong with AJ Burnett?

Saturday, August 22, 2009 04:52:28 PM from Twitter Web Client

Anyone wanna teleport me to Pomona, CA today so I can see Alice in Chains, Tool and Linkin Park?

Saturday, August 22, 2009 12:41:21 PM from Twitter Web Client

Is it September 29th yet? I want my Alice in Chains album

Saturday, August 22, 2009 02:24:45 AM from Twitter Web Client