fuck you and your timeout call Dallas. It didn't work. Yeah GMEN!
Sunday, September 20, 2009 11:47:37 PM from Twitter Web Client
Giants in HD at the Swamp! Then Curb and Entourage. Livin it up.
Sunday, September 20, 2009 08:40:04 PM from Twitter Web Client
For the first time in a week, I finally feel caught up with all my work...
Sunday, September 20, 2009 04:30:56 PM from Twitter Web Client
Ignore that last one. I'm fine
Sunday, September 20, 2009 10:01:46 AM from Twitter Web Client
I'm afraid to say I failed right now because the weekend is over. But I think I did fail. fml ima drink more until it doesnt matter anym ...
Simmoms: "Joe just because you call no homo doesn'nt mean you can piss right near tom"
beach, a decent band, red bull, beer & 70 degrees. what more could you ask for?
Had a Dark and Stormy (Rum and ginger beer) in honor of going sailing and talk like a pirate day
Saturday, September 19, 2009 05:03:20 PM from Twitter Web Client
mets choke as usual. sweet times though
http://twitpic.com/i7zqx - free beer at citi! long story but epic win.
so lets delete some tweets
Friday, September 18, 2009 09:08:23 AM from Twitter Web Client
yeah I'm hammered and done with this lab report. I'll yet you all know what I get. If I get an A, my professors is officially a dumb fuck.
Friday, September 18, 2009 02:21:05 AM from Twitter Web Client
just did an epic drunk google voice demo to my housemates. they think its awesome. So now we're gonna prank axelrod with it
Friday, September 18, 2009 01:37:02 AM from Twitter Web Client
fuck, I just spilled beer on my lab report. Don't drink and do work, but fuck it. It's senior year
Thursday, September 17, 2009 11:52:52 PM from Twitter Web Client
anyone have any opiates i can OD on right now? fml
Wednesday, September 16, 2009 08:25:27 PM from Twitter Web Client