fuck you and your timeout call Dallas. It didn't work. Yeah GMEN!

Sunday, September 20, 2009 11:47:37 PM from Twitter Web Client

Giants in HD at the Swamp! Then Curb and Entourage. Livin it up.

Sunday, September 20, 2009 08:40:04 PM from Twitter Web Client

For the first time in a week, I finally feel caught up with all my work...

Sunday, September 20, 2009 04:30:56 PM from Twitter Web Client

Ignore that last one. I'm fine

Sunday, September 20, 2009 10:01:46 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'm afraid to say I failed right now because the weekend is over. But I think I did fail. fml ima drink more until it doesnt matter anym ...

Sunday, September 20, 2009 01:34:41 AM from txt

Simmoms: "Joe just because you call no homo doesn'nt mean you can piss right near tom"

Sunday, September 20, 2009 12:51:40 AM from txt

beach, a decent band, red bull, beer & 70 degrees. what more could you ask for?

Saturday, September 19, 2009 05:48:26 PM from txt

Had a Dark and Stormy (Rum and ginger beer) in honor of going sailing and talk like a pirate day

Saturday, September 19, 2009 05:03:20 PM from Twitter Web Client

mets choke as usual. sweet times though

Friday, September 18, 2009 10:03:18 PM from txt

http://twitpic.com/i7zqx - free beer at citi! long story but epic win.

Friday, September 18, 2009 06:53:14 PM from Twitpic

so lets delete some tweets

Friday, September 18, 2009 09:08:23 AM from Twitter Web Client

yeah I'm hammered and done with this lab report. I'll yet you all know what I get. If I get an A, my professors is officially a dumb fuck.

Friday, September 18, 2009 02:21:05 AM from Twitter Web Client

just did an epic drunk google voice demo to my housemates. they think its awesome. So now we're gonna prank axelrod with it

Friday, September 18, 2009 01:37:02 AM from Twitter Web Client

fuck, I just spilled beer on my lab report. Don't drink and do work, but fuck it. It's senior year

Thursday, September 17, 2009 11:52:52 PM from Twitter Web Client

anyone have any opiates i can OD on right now? fml

Wednesday, September 16, 2009 08:25:27 PM from Twitter Web Client