stop bullshitting and make me a salad clown

Monday, September 28, 2009 11:52:28 AM from txt

hey sweetie

Monday, September 28, 2009 11:44:10 AM from txt

finally back in my own bed...

Monday, September 28, 2009 03:43:55 AM from txt

my life blows

Sunday, September 27, 2009 10:42:45 PM from txt

cool start pouring on me as i need to walk home, you god damn bitch

Sunday, September 27, 2009 08:54:42 PM from txt

I'm not eating lobster from the grape at 3:30am - Keith

Saturday, September 26, 2009 03:36:28 AM from txt

total shitshow at the swamp lol. i'M 100% sober

Saturday, September 26, 2009 02:09:50 AM from txt

just took some great pix of bitches eatin bananas lol

Friday, September 25, 2009 11:49:20 PM from txt

There is a nasty ass girl in my house right now

Friday, September 25, 2009 09:37:03 PM from txt

Keith: "No homo, I like this song. But only after I've been drinking"

Friday, September 25, 2009 06:57:33 PM from txt

Oops....

Friday, September 25, 2009 09:40:26 AM from txt

have you ever seen this guy before in your life? FUCK ME.

Friday, September 25, 2009 02:00:28 AM from txt

lets go

Friday, September 25, 2009 01:44:46 AM from txt

this is bullshit

Friday, September 25, 2009 01:31:58 AM from txt

I've had it up to here with these hot as ballsack DSB classrooms.

Thursday, September 24, 2009 03:30:24 PM from txt