to do: rehydrate, clean room, kill zombies

Friday, October 30, 2009 10:51:41 AM from txt

that hat the ground you fucking cunt

Thursday, October 29, 2009 10:44:35 PM from txt

Fuck. I just got SoCo in my eye

Thursday, October 29, 2009 10:07:59 PM from txt

thanks seinfeld, you're making me feel great right now.

Thursday, October 29, 2009 01:07:13 AM from Twitter Web Client

Marc: "You just killed a small family of polar bears"

Thursday, October 29, 2009 12:40:03 AM from Twitter Web Client

fuck you cliff lee, that's some BULL SHIT

Wednesday, October 28, 2009 11:29:42 PM from Twitter Web Client

Nick swisher. you used to be my boy but you're re god damn diculously usless this postseason. automatic out

Wednesday, October 28, 2009 10:57:27 PM from txt

this game is fucked

Wednesday, October 28, 2009 10:37:30 PM from txt

I want a DROIDDDDDDDDD

Wednesday, October 28, 2009 09:10:02 PM from Twitter Web Client

"Wait, so he drank my rum and bought you dinner to compensate?"

Wednesday, October 28, 2009 01:28:22 AM from txt

Internet outage! (Very normal over here at CNS)

Tuesday, October 27, 2009 03:30:42 PM from txt

thats right bitches. turn on every god damn light in my face at 6am

Tuesday, October 27, 2009 06:50:12 AM from txt

@colithika I got your attitude and am now bad at school. But stories are your thing you'll be fine

Monday, October 26, 2009 10:36:29 PM from Twitter Web Client

the only direction we go is down...

Monday, October 26, 2009 06:45:22 PM from txt

GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING INCONSIDERATE LEECH. go the fuck away no one invited you here

Monday, October 26, 2009 05:37:51 PM from Twitter Web Client